Hawk Gates
@gateshawk.bsky.social
I finished an entire can of 7 up
Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike"
https://www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Big-Bike/dp/1724177753/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B1PA7IB9GNB0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-H_-htHgrzs2Acf0daTDiXB
Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike"
https://www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Big-Bike/dp/1724177753/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B1PA7IB9GNB0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-H_-htHgrzs2Acf0daTDiXB
Who’s a person you went to school with who belongs on a @jlp.systems names thread. I for one went to school with a Jeff Couture (not kidding)
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Who’s a person you went to school with who belongs on a @jlp.systems names thread. I for one went to school with a Jeff Couture (not kidding)
To organize your apps, try Apply (pronounced app-lee)
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
To organize your apps, try Apply (pronounced app-lee)
The epstein story is breaking containment..
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The epstein story is breaking containment..
Reposted by Hawk Gates
that one guy who betrayed the American revolution pledged allegiance to the flag like the all the other guys but he thought of the queen while he did it
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
that one guy who betrayed the American revolution pledged allegiance to the flag like the all the other guys but he thought of the queen while he did it
He’s called Jim Carry bc he carrys on so much
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
He’s called Jim Carry bc he carrys on so much
Reposted by Hawk Gates
Beaver (Jerry Mathers) is still alive, Tony Dow (Wally) died in 2022, Ken Osmond (Eddie Haskell) died in 2020, Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver) died in 2010, and Hugh Beaumont (Ward) died in 1982
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Beaver (Jerry Mathers) is still alive, Tony Dow (Wally) died in 2022, Ken Osmond (Eddie Haskell) died in 2020, Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver) died in 2010, and Hugh Beaumont (Ward) died in 1982
The 1950's are supposedly this immaculate slice of American history but in reality they were paying a guy to pretend to be Jerry Mathers' dad and called it "entertainment" smh
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The 1950's are supposedly this immaculate slice of American history but in reality they were paying a guy to pretend to be Jerry Mathers' dad and called it "entertainment" smh
“The Powers That Be” by David Halberstam (as a Rushmore movie reference) and Infinite Jest
alright let’s get something more pleasant going. what two books would you leave out on your coffee table so a reporter can mention you have them. doesn’t matter if you’ve read them. for me it’s Pale Fire (which I did read) and Ulysses (got like 15% of the way in)
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“The Powers That Be” by David Halberstam (as a Rushmore movie reference) and Infinite Jest
Babe wake up you became the story
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Babe wake up you became the story
Ward Cleaver was never actually "home early" from work. His wife June just said "You're home early" because it was his activation phrase to take out Eddie Haskell
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Ward Cleaver was never actually "home early" from work. His wife June just said "You're home early" because it was his activation phrase to take out Eddie Haskell
I bet you ten bucks I flip tails
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I bet you ten bucks I flip tails
30 (bluesky users) under 30 (followers)
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
30 (bluesky users) under 30 (followers)
Reposted by Hawk Gates
It's cool that so many funny people around the world can connect here. Sometimes, I imagine how crazy it would be to get them together in person at something like a party. Everyone riffing/laughing/having fun would be really something to listen to from the coat room as I go through all the pockets.
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It's cool that so many funny people around the world can connect here. Sometimes, I imagine how crazy it would be to get them together in person at something like a party. Everyone riffing/laughing/having fun would be really something to listen to from the coat room as I go through all the pockets.
My sartorial choices are none of my business
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
My sartorial choices are none of my business
As Patriots owner, Robert Kraft has a lot of pull but he does get tugged in a lot of different directions
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
As Patriots owner, Robert Kraft has a lot of pull but he does get tugged in a lot of different directions
Work on the 45 foot statue of Drake Maye to be placed in the center of Boston Common continues apace
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Work on the 45 foot statue of Drake Maye to be placed in the center of Boston Common continues apace
Pop Warner is the name of an actual guy
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Pop Warner is the name of an actual guy
Under the Hays Code you were required by law to have an adjective in your title
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Under the Hays Code you were required by law to have an adjective in your title
The JLP bubble is the new mount rushmore
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The JLP bubble is the new mount rushmore
Raise your hand if you’re absent
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Raise your hand if you’re absent
The term Eddie Haskell has become shorthand for a lying, conniving, scumbag neighbor
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The term Eddie Haskell has become shorthand for a lying, conniving, scumbag neighbor
Ward Cleaver was unaware his son was named Beaver but that was just the nature of fatherhood in the 50’s
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Ward Cleaver was unaware his son was named Beaver but that was just the nature of fatherhood in the 50’s