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this is legitimately the funniest thing i have ever seen
January 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
this is legitimately the funniest thing i have ever seen
lol. lmao
TRUMP SAYS MACHADO DOESN'T HAVE RESPECT TO LEAD VENEZUELA
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
lol. lmao
oh is there a petronazipedophilewarcrimeregimechangeball happening
January 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
oh is there a petronazipedophilewarcrimeregimechangeball happening
gallantcels seething at my goofusmaxxing
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 AM
gallantcels seething at my goofusmaxxing
Colgate freestyle machine
January 3, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Colgate freestyle machine
Not only did the singer for Canned Heat sound like that even when he talked regular he also held down a day job the whole time he was with the band. And brother let me tell you he was the least effective hostage negotiator ever employed by the LAPD
January 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Not only did the singer for Canned Heat sound like that even when he talked regular he also held down a day job the whole time he was with the band. And brother let me tell you he was the least effective hostage negotiator ever employed by the LAPD
Today is the first time the first day of the year has fallen on the first day of the month in five thousand years. And it won’t happen again for another five thousand years.
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Today is the first time the first day of the year has fallen on the first day of the month in five thousand years. And it won’t happen again for another five thousand years.
2026 worst year of my life
January 1, 2026 at 6:53 AM
2026 worst year of my life
Chinese guy who’s weed dealer was The Two Michaels
January 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Chinese guy who’s weed dealer was The Two Michaels
Hey man you objectively have to give me your sandwich. This has nothing to do with me, it’s objective
December 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Hey man you objectively have to give me your sandwich. This has nothing to do with me, it’s objective
Do you guys know the name of the song that’s like dunt nunna nuh nunna nuh nuh nuh and the nuh nuh nuh part is like a guy’s name, or it might be a planet?
December 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Do you guys know the name of the song that’s like dunt nunna nuh nunna nuh nuh nuh and the nuh nuh nuh part is like a guy’s name, or it might be a planet?
James Cameron is the only artist brave enough to give the people what they truly desire: a twelve foot tall goth cat lady who leads you into her pussy tent and doses you the fuck up with hallucinogens.
December 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
James Cameron is the only artist brave enough to give the people what they truly desire: a twelve foot tall goth cat lady who leads you into her pussy tent and doses you the fuck up with hallucinogens.
Spider is so cool. I wonder if he’s Christian…
December 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Spider is so cool. I wonder if he’s Christian…
Defiantly telling a uniformed officer he has to tell me if he’s a cop
December 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Defiantly telling a uniformed officer he has to tell me if he’s a cop
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you should never keep a baseball bat to defend against home invasions. because what if the guy breaking in has a baseball. you're just going to end up trying to hit that instead
November 15, 2024 at 2:51 AM
you should never keep a baseball bat to defend against home invasions. because what if the guy breaking in has a baseball. you're just going to end up trying to hit that instead
RIP to Mike F, one of the all time great posters. Thank you for brightening online with your many wonderful jokes.
December 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
RIP to Mike F, one of the all time great posters. Thank you for brightening online with your many wonderful jokes.
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my darling wife,
it has been three arduous days since i first became trapped in this giant rubik’s cube. if i do not return, please do not forget the love i carry for you. the colours dazzle me, an incredible display that continues to distract me from my goal of escaping the cube.
it has been three arduous days since i first became trapped in this giant rubik’s cube. if i do not return, please do not forget the love i carry for you. the colours dazzle me, an incredible display that continues to distract me from my goal of escaping the cube.
December 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
my darling wife,
it has been three arduous days since i first became trapped in this giant rubik’s cube. if i do not return, please do not forget the love i carry for you. the colours dazzle me, an incredible display that continues to distract me from my goal of escaping the cube.
it has been three arduous days since i first became trapped in this giant rubik’s cube. if i do not return, please do not forget the love i carry for you. the colours dazzle me, an incredible display that continues to distract me from my goal of escaping the cube.
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wtf… let me out of the cube bro
POV: Inside a Rubik's Cube
YouTube video by Z3Cubing
youtube.com
December 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
wtf… let me out of the cube bro
Scientists have invented a new type of gun that lets you take a shitload of cigarettes and scratchoffs from the 7-11
December 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Scientists have invented a new type of gun that lets you take a shitload of cigarettes and scratchoffs from the 7-11
You should be able to buy a can of pornography like how it was in frontier times
December 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
You should be able to buy a can of pornography like how it was in frontier times
Finally realized why Dorf of Dorf on Golf fame is called Dorf. Guess I thought it was just a funny name for a guy? Not a joke post.
December 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Finally realized why Dorf of Dorf on Golf fame is called Dorf. Guess I thought it was just a funny name for a guy? Not a joke post.
They should invent a carte that’s blanche
December 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
They should invent a carte that’s blanche
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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