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They should call it the aurora interestingalis. Sign up for my email newsletter to learn why
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
They should call it the aurora interestingalis. Sign up for my email newsletter to learn why
I love the word “Earth” so much. It means the world to me.
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I love the word “Earth” so much. It means the world to me.
Q: This, 007, is the DraftKings sportsbook. When you find yourself in a tight situation and need to wager on basketball, football, hockey and more, just open the DraftKings app and use promo code QBRANCH for a 150% match on your first deposit.
BOND: Also a secret digital ID spoofer, I assume?
Q: No.
BOND: Also a secret digital ID spoofer, I assume?
Q: No.
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Q: This, 007, is the DraftKings sportsbook. When you find yourself in a tight situation and need to wager on basketball, football, hockey and more, just open the DraftKings app and use promo code QBRANCH for a 150% match on your first deposit.
BOND: Also a secret digital ID spoofer, I assume?
Q: No.
BOND: Also a secret digital ID spoofer, I assume?
Q: No.
You got any games on your phone?
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You got any games on your phone?
Brian Wilson (pitching “California Girls” to the Beach Boys): We should have a song about a near-complete reduction in girl types.
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Brian Wilson (pitching “California Girls” to the Beach Boys): We should have a song about a near-complete reduction in girl types.
In this “technological” world of today, people rarely watch movies at the “cinema,” instead opting to see films on “Netflix.” Perhaps Hollywood’s “cinematographers” should be called “Netflixatographers.” Just an interesting observation. Hope you’re having a good night.
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
In this “technological” world of today, people rarely watch movies at the “cinema,” instead opting to see films on “Netflix.” Perhaps Hollywood’s “cinematographers” should be called “Netflixatographers.” Just an interesting observation. Hope you’re having a good night.
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I will continue culling every ostrich in this country until measles is eradicated (aide whispers something in my ear) I don’t give a fuck it’s on sight with ostriches
WASHINGTON (AP) — Canada has lost its measles elimination status because of continued spread, international health experts say.
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I will continue culling every ostrich in this country until measles is eradicated (aide whispers something in my ear) I don’t give a fuck it’s on sight with ostriches
Dreamt I had to sell a bunch of the same shirt I planned to wear today, which was a fun Easter egg for anyone who knew which shirt I planned to wear today.
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Dreamt I had to sell a bunch of the same shirt I planned to wear today, which was a fun Easter egg for anyone who knew which shirt I planned to wear today.
I’m just worried that Remembrance Day is going to be so focused on the troops and not on the dead ostriches.
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I’m just worried that Remembrance Day is going to be so focused on the troops and not on the dead ostriches.
Beef Sweepings for supper 😋
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Beef Sweepings for supper 😋
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take a minute and imagine the beautiful world that could exist if all of the tech losers wasting their time on AI stuff focused instead on building a really fat robot
May 30, 2023 at 5:13 PM
take a minute and imagine the beautiful world that could exist if all of the tech losers wasting their time on AI stuff focused instead on building a really fat robot
it’s goated how lit crashing out is
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
it’s goated how lit crashing out is
I’m glad those ostriches are dead. Not an acceptable size of bird.
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m glad those ostriches are dead. Not an acceptable size of bird.
Saturday is the Monday of the weekend.
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Saturday is the Monday of the weekend.
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If you take a crap as soon as you get home from work, that’s your body crapping out the negative energy you accumulated from working
November 25, 2024 at 9:23 PM
If you take a crap as soon as you get home from work, that’s your body crapping out the negative energy you accumulated from working
eric rahill
November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
eric rahill
It still talks in negative parallelisms even when it’s telling you to commit suicide
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It still talks in negative parallelisms even when it’s telling you to commit suicide
What’s up with that painting that says it isn’t a pipe. Pretty obviously a pipe. Dumbass “artist”
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
What’s up with that painting that says it isn’t a pipe. Pretty obviously a pipe. Dumbass “artist”
One thing I miss being on Bluesky is occasional ambient LindyMan posts. Seeing that little scribble guy and wondering if it’ll be “People have drank coffee for 5,000 years. They’ll be drinking it for 5,000 more,” or “Women have a chemical in their brains that makes them not understand democracy.”
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
One thing I miss being on Bluesky is occasional ambient LindyMan posts. Seeing that little scribble guy and wondering if it’ll be “People have drank coffee for 5,000 years. They’ll be drinking it for 5,000 more,” or “Women have a chemical in their brains that makes them not understand democracy.”
I just want all women on this website to know that I would never write a New York Times op-ed suggesting that they ruined the workplace. And that my DMs are open.
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I just want all women on this website to know that I would never write a New York Times op-ed suggesting that they ruined the workplace. And that my DMs are open.
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Let's all rally together and gamble on ESPN Bet! Let's show them how much this fanbase cares! #saveESPNBet
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Let's all rally together and gamble on ESPN Bet! Let's show them how much this fanbase cares! #saveESPNBet