patrick
@partnardy.bsky.social
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Oh yeah, I heard something about that. They found him buried in a shallow something? Don’t remember what exactly
January 19, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Oh yeah, I heard something about that. They found him buried in a shallow something? Don’t remember what exactly
Projecting holographic dogs into locked cars at the mall parking lot on the hottest day of the year to drum up business for my auto glass shop
January 18, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Projecting holographic dogs into locked cars at the mall parking lot on the hottest day of the year to drum up business for my auto glass shop
hitting the whammy bar on the frying pan and bending the pitch of the bacon sizzle
January 17, 2026 at 6:45 AM
hitting the whammy bar on the frying pan and bending the pitch of the bacon sizzle
Gotta love the variety of the collage art feed on bluesky, there's stunning assemblies of found materials, people posting shit like "my professers at collage are bastards," and guys posting 10 identical images of their nude dirty ass
January 16, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Gotta love the variety of the collage art feed on bluesky, there's stunning assemblies of found materials, people posting shit like "my professers at collage are bastards," and guys posting 10 identical images of their nude dirty ass
X has stopped working? Geez, I hope A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, Y, and Z aren't next! Not concerned if anything happens to M.
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 PM
X has stopped working? Geez, I hope A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, Y, and Z aren't next! Not concerned if anything happens to M.
Now where am I going to get shoe-leather whiskey reporting, delivered with that divine Dokoupilian charm?
January 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Now where am I going to get shoe-leather whiskey reporting, delivered with that divine Dokoupilian charm?
mark carney stop saying shit like the forward moving relationship of cooperationally improving the future of prosperous friendship innovation and put the zero tariffs on chinese EVs in the bag bro
January 16, 2026 at 2:08 PM
mark carney stop saying shit like the forward moving relationship of cooperationally improving the future of prosperous friendship innovation and put the zero tariffs on chinese EVs in the bag bro
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is genuinely incredible
leaked battle plan recovered from ICE vehicle
January 15, 2026 at 5:47 AM
leaked battle plan recovered from ICE vehicle
What the hell was up with that guy who said it’s genius to have two different thoughts. I have 20 thoughts so I’m 100 times smarter than that dip shit
January 15, 2026 at 4:50 AM
What the hell was up with that guy who said it’s genius to have two different thoughts. I have 20 thoughts so I’m 100 times smarter than that dip shit
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Full English: Digested ✅
Nutrients: Absorbed ✅
Teledildonics: Activated ✅
Scrutables: Scruted ✅
Creams: Smeared ✅
Wankers: Dismissed ✅
Jughooters: Carpetbagged ✅
Alkaloids: Metabolized ✅
Eustace: Appeased ✅
Flagellum: Wigglin ✅
Tactical Lunchpail: In Work Fridge ✅
COVID Test: Positive ✅
Nutrients: Absorbed ✅
Teledildonics: Activated ✅
Scrutables: Scruted ✅
Creams: Smeared ✅
Wankers: Dismissed ✅
Jughooters: Carpetbagged ✅
Alkaloids: Metabolized ✅
Eustace: Appeased ✅
Flagellum: Wigglin ✅
Tactical Lunchpail: In Work Fridge ✅
COVID Test: Positive ✅
January 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Full English: Digested ✅
Nutrients: Absorbed ✅
Teledildonics: Activated ✅
Scrutables: Scruted ✅
Creams: Smeared ✅
Wankers: Dismissed ✅
Jughooters: Carpetbagged ✅
Alkaloids: Metabolized ✅
Eustace: Appeased ✅
Flagellum: Wigglin ✅
Tactical Lunchpail: In Work Fridge ✅
COVID Test: Positive ✅
Nutrients: Absorbed ✅
Teledildonics: Activated ✅
Scrutables: Scruted ✅
Creams: Smeared ✅
Wankers: Dismissed ✅
Jughooters: Carpetbagged ✅
Alkaloids: Metabolized ✅
Eustace: Appeased ✅
Flagellum: Wigglin ✅
Tactical Lunchpail: In Work Fridge ✅
COVID Test: Positive ✅
putting a bunch of scraps from an e-waste recycling facility in a bag and selling it to an insanely alcoholic CIA agent for ten million dollars gotta feel amazing
The Department of Homeland Security spent an eight figure sum to buy what they believe is a Havana Syndrome device (lol)
January 14, 2026 at 5:30 AM
putting a bunch of scraps from an e-waste recycling facility in a bag and selling it to an insanely alcoholic CIA agent for ten million dollars gotta feel amazing
I know not with what weapons Woke 2 will be fought, but Woke 3 will be fought with sticks and stones.
January 14, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I know not with what weapons Woke 2 will be fought, but Woke 3 will be fought with sticks and stones.
(Guy who just learned about packwatch from all the Scott Adams posts and is way too desperate to deploy it for himself) YOO REST IN PISS U WONT BE MISSED
January 13, 2026 at 10:06 PM
(Guy who just learned about packwatch from all the Scott Adams posts and is way too desperate to deploy it for himself) YOO REST IN PISS U WONT BE MISSED
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ME: The last few days have been fun and all, but I worry that in a world where all better futures have been foreclosed upon, the only fleeting joy to experience will be the deaths of monsters.
COWBOY LAWYER: I just made pardner at my firm
COWBOY LAWYER: I just made pardner at my firm
August 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
ME: The last few days have been fun and all, but I worry that in a world where all better futures have been foreclosed upon, the only fleeting joy to experience will be the deaths of monsters.
COWBOY LAWYER: I just made pardner at my firm
COWBOY LAWYER: I just made pardner at my firm
Soup is sandwich’s son
January 13, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Soup is sandwich’s son
Scott Adams's body has been sliced into twelve Dilbert-shaped chunks and buried in a series of unmarked Dilbert-shaped graves.
January 13, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Scott Adams's body has been sliced into twelve Dilbert-shaped chunks and buried in a series of unmarked Dilbert-shaped graves.
all my scolders become my bagholders when i'm pulling on the rug of success
Eric Adams, former NYC mayor, launched a memecoin (cryptocurrency) today. He marketed it as an “NYC Token” and used media appearances and his social media to promote it.
Within hours, Adams then drained its liquidity, apparently having scammed investors out of $3.4 million—a move called a rug pull.
Within hours, Adams then drained its liquidity, apparently having scammed investors out of $3.4 million—a move called a rug pull.
January 13, 2026 at 3:18 AM
all my scolders become my bagholders when i'm pulling on the rug of success
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I think it would be a lot of fun to be a film reviewer at the New York Times and write a review of a Spider Man movie that says “The young man starring in this film was bitten by the acting bug, alright — a radioactive spider,” and then smoke some opium out of an ornate pipe.
July 18, 2023 at 1:38 PM
I think it would be a lot of fun to be a film reviewer at the New York Times and write a review of a Spider Man movie that says “The young man starring in this film was bitten by the acting bug, alright — a radioactive spider,” and then smoke some opium out of an ornate pipe.
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Idk, that's pretty emerging market of you bro
January 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Idk, that's pretty emerging market of you bro
If America messes up their dollars you guys can just use some of our Canadian dollars. You’ll have to rework some of your stuff around the whole coin thing (e. g. strip clubs) but otherwise they work the same.
January 12, 2026 at 3:51 PM
If America messes up their dollars you guys can just use some of our Canadian dollars. You’ll have to rework some of your stuff around the whole coin thing (e. g. strip clubs) but otherwise they work the same.
We got get science moving the other direction on the meat question. Re-engineer existing animals to be so ugly and disgusting nobody thinks twice about eating them. This porterhouse came from Jabba the Hutt. Carving slices of prosciutto off a barnacle from Half Life
January 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
We got get science moving the other direction on the meat question. Re-engineer existing animals to be so ugly and disgusting nobody thinks twice about eating them. This porterhouse came from Jabba the Hutt. Carving slices of prosciutto off a barnacle from Half Life
One of the main things that is the future is children.
January 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
One of the main things that is the future is children.
The banks are out of money. I’ll be in the graveyard looking for gold
January 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
The banks are out of money. I’ll be in the graveyard looking for gold