patrick
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There should be a toothpaste bar where the pastetender mixes you up a toothpaste cocktail and brushfuls are 2-for-1 during happy hour
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
There should be a toothpaste bar where the pastetender mixes you up a toothpaste cocktail and brushfuls are 2-for-1 during happy hour
4mg nicotine pouch: Damn Maybe Life Isant So Bad After All
6mg nicotine pouch: If I cracked open my computer I’m sure there’s some kind of bad computer juice inside I could drink that would kill me
6mg nicotine pouch: If I cracked open my computer I’m sure there’s some kind of bad computer juice inside I could drink that would kill me
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
4mg nicotine pouch: Damn Maybe Life Isant So Bad After All
6mg nicotine pouch: If I cracked open my computer I’m sure there’s some kind of bad computer juice inside I could drink that would kill me
6mg nicotine pouch: If I cracked open my computer I’m sure there’s some kind of bad computer juice inside I could drink that would kill me
If you’re one of the people on TikTok making videos where you chug a bottle of yellow mustard and then barf off an overpass onto moving traffic you gotta stop doing that shit where you cut the video off before the puke hits the car. Don’t make me go to your profile for part 2 you fuck
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
If you’re one of the people on TikTok making videos where you chug a bottle of yellow mustard and then barf off an overpass onto moving traffic you gotta stop doing that shit where you cut the video off before the puke hits the car. Don’t make me go to your profile for part 2 you fuck
Paul Freeze please add bluesky feature where anyone who clicks on my profile hears the YREAAAGGGHHH from The Shield’s theme song
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Paul Freeze please add bluesky feature where anyone who clicks on my profile hears the YREAAAGGGHHH from The Shield’s theme song
(keith olbermann browsing MySpace and listening to the most ass pop music imaginable) I will pay for her to go to college.
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
(keith olbermann browsing MySpace and listening to the most ass pop music imaginable) I will pay for her to go to college.
Started watching The Shield and man what a show. A Los Angeles where there are 1000 murders a day, the only way to solve them is by planting drugs on people and pressing guys’ faces onto hot stoves, and everyone is constantly listening to nu metal. Hell yeah
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Started watching The Shield and man what a show. A Los Angeles where there are 1000 murders a day, the only way to solve them is by planting drugs on people and pressing guys’ faces onto hot stoves, and everyone is constantly listening to nu metal. Hell yeah
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i take the day off work to go on shark tank, pitch them a restaurant called "Pussies" where they serve wings and the waitresses all have huge pussies, the lights on set go out, the episode never airs, Kevin O'Leary achieves peak-Tim Hortons level franchise penetration, my body is found at the dump
February 7, 2024 at 3:16 AM
i take the day off work to go on shark tank, pitch them a restaurant called "Pussies" where they serve wings and the waitresses all have huge pussies, the lights on set go out, the episode never airs, Kevin O'Leary achieves peak-Tim Hortons level franchise penetration, my body is found at the dump
the first cut of Star Wars the Phantom Menace (“George’s OG Cut”) had a ticking clock in the corner “Countdown til Jar Jar Binks is 18 Space-Years Old” what can I say man times were different back then
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
the first cut of Star Wars the Phantom Menace (“George’s OG Cut”) had a ticking clock in the corner “Countdown til Jar Jar Binks is 18 Space-Years Old” what can I say man times were different back then
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Hey man we were all gonna surrender to the void later if you wanna swing by
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Hey man we were all gonna surrender to the void later if you wanna swing by
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smoking a minty weed vape before bed is the same as brushing your teeth
October 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
smoking a minty weed vape before bed is the same as brushing your teeth
Chase Infiniti was named after two of David Lynch’s five former Woody Woodpecker dolls, Chunko, Bumble, Pimpy, Chase, and Infiniti. “They are not in my life anymore,” Lynch said.
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Chase Infiniti was named after two of David Lynch’s five former Woody Woodpecker dolls, Chunko, Bumble, Pimpy, Chase, and Infiniti. “They are not in my life anymore,” Lynch said.
Good afterbrube, brubeheads! A bunch of us brubes and brubettes are gonna “Take Five” down at the ol’ brubepub if you wanna join
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Good afterbrube, brubeheads! A bunch of us brubes and brubettes are gonna “Take Five” down at the ol’ brubepub if you wanna join
Frankly it’s outrageous that you’d even ask a question like that today, on today of all days, when we have our tremendous guest here, you ask these disgusting questions about how orbs are now on mobile,
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Frankly it’s outrageous that you’d even ask a question like that today, on today of all days, when we have our tremendous guest here, you ask these disgusting questions about how orbs are now on mobile,
Disgusting shit from the liberal elite. There’s nothing wrong with Kmart gift certificates.
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Disgusting shit from the liberal elite. There’s nothing wrong with Kmart gift certificates.
Your data is unavailable because of issues with the cloud. What does that mean? Well, picture Pharrell’s big hat. That’s the cloud. Your data is inside Pharrell’s big hat. Now you understand the cloud.
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Your data is unavailable because of issues with the cloud. What does that mean? Well, picture Pharrell’s big hat. That’s the cloud. Your data is inside Pharrell’s big hat. Now you understand the cloud.
nuzzi-lizza sizzle fizzles. nuzzi puzzles, nuzzles scuzzy grizzled buzzard
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
nuzzi-lizza sizzle fizzles. nuzzi puzzles, nuzzles scuzzy grizzled buzzard
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March 12, 2024 at 2:31 PM
taliban how to join
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does the taliban offer a signing bonus
youtube ska playlist
4th wave ska when
ska band how to join
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taliban health plan
taliban signing bonus
does the taliban offer a signing bonus
youtube ska playlist
4th wave ska when
ska band how to join
giant orange for a head, shoebox full of bees, prisoners with list of numbered jokes, gold brick throwing contest/parrot smoking cigar on airplane
What is the funniest joke in the world
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
giant orange for a head, shoebox full of bees, prisoners with list of numbered jokes, gold brick throwing contest/parrot smoking cigar on airplane
farting in the boss’s office
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
farting in the boss’s office
American Canto more like Blahmericrap Cantwrite. Thank you
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
American Canto more like Blahmericrap Cantwrite. Thank you
You can learn a lot about your coworker’s lunch by swiping it from the fridge
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
You can learn a lot about your coworker’s lunch by swiping it from the fridge
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(playing a video game) Wow I feel like I’m in an environment
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
(playing a video game) Wow I feel like I’m in an environment
“The big military spending is good because we need to be making good decisions and bad guys don’t help us to make good decisions so maybe if we wipe out all the bad guys we’ll make better decisions.” - exact quote from median Canadian voter
Just attended an online focus group with a variety of other Canadians about the federal budget and now I gotta hose down my laptop to get all the Hitler particles off of it
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“The big military spending is good because we need to be making good decisions and bad guys don’t help us to make good decisions so maybe if we wipe out all the bad guys we’ll make better decisions.” - exact quote from median Canadian voter
Just attended an online focus group with a variety of other Canadians about the federal budget and now I gotta hose down my laptop to get all the Hitler particles off of it
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Just attended an online focus group with a variety of other Canadians about the federal budget and now I gotta hose down my laptop to get all the Hitler particles off of it
(Steve winwood back in the high life voice) I’m sucking my own dick again
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
(Steve winwood back in the high life voice) I’m sucking my own dick again