Rock Me Amadeus Ex Machina
@mikeall.bsky.social
the winter of our diss content
tag yourself im this "Dude" coke can
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
tag yourself im this "Dude" coke can
so, uh, i guess there was no Michigan-Ohio State game that year, then
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
so, uh, i guess there was no Michigan-Ohio State game that year, then
"wow what an absolutely gorgeous morning"
*10 seconds later* "damn i really need to clean this window huh"
*10 seconds later* "damn i really need to clean this window huh"
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
"wow what an absolutely gorgeous morning"
*10 seconds later* "damn i really need to clean this window huh"
*10 seconds later* "damn i really need to clean this window huh"
In case you need an idea of where you are
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
In case you need an idea of where you are
man they even let maine get in on the action tonight
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
man they even let maine get in on the action tonight
dark woke, you say?
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
dark woke, you say?
I Know Pamphlet Writers Who Use Subtext, And They're All Cowards
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I Know Pamphlet Writers Who Use Subtext, And They're All Cowards
love finding red flags in voting pamphlets
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
love finding red flags in voting pamphlets
Michael Penix Jr.
November 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Michael Penix Jr.
having my coffee
November 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
having my coffee
I'm fairly certain there are zero people who will get this except me but because I have terminal online brain I had to post this.
November 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I'm fairly certain there are zero people who will get this except me but because I have terminal online brain I had to post this.
The 6YO has decided to be Pikachu for Halloween tomorrow so I knew what I had to do for my costume
October 31, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The 6YO has decided to be Pikachu for Halloween tomorrow so I knew what I had to do for my costume
quite literally lmao
October 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
quite literally lmao
UPDATE: holy shit this is delicious my child is going to be friends with them for life like it or not
October 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
UPDATE: holy shit this is delicious my child is going to be friends with them for life like it or not
My 6YO had their best friend over for a playdate yesterday and the friend's parents apparently have a dessert-making side hustle and brought over mini tiramisus for us
October 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My 6YO had their best friend over for a playdate yesterday and the friend's parents apparently have a dessert-making side hustle and brought over mini tiramisus for us
no seahawks football today
October 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
no seahawks football today