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Alexandra
@alexandragg.bsky.social
deep, fearless, free, wild love.

{labor lawyer, screenwriter, horse woman}

Chi | DC
how many more hours are we supposed to tolerate this phone outage?
January 15, 2026 at 12:38 AM
it takes an extraordinary amount of energy to find a calm, professional way to ask someone, “wtf is your problem?”
And I typed too many of those emails today.
January 15, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I didn’t know of that program until this moment, but I just emailed them to see how I can be involved.
January 14, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Reposted by Alexandra
Kristen Pierce-Sherrod, the CEO of Harold's Chicken Corporate and co-founder of the Chicago Children Equestrian Center, has died, according to her family.

Read more: https://tinyurl.com/fn6n8x7z 
January 14, 2026 at 11:31 PM
is lotion only for ladies?
January 14, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I just need to understand the the logistics and the terrain before I do this, is there a brochure? Some onboarding material?
January 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I’ve learned so many new informations today. I didn’t know this was what the day would bring lol
January 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
ladies lmaoooooo ladies, PLEASE.
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I can’t explain how absurdly comforting to think it was just my phone acting out, and learning it was all yall too lol that’s so weird
January 14, 2026 at 6:18 PM
if I just affix an iPad to the wall and setup an old telephone table, I could have a cute landline FaceTime situation
January 14, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Hijack, Tell Me Lies, and Will Trent…I am elated.
January 14, 2026 at 2:40 PM
and now we have a bird-brained spin on the child support topic. It’s so early, yall. Pls.
January 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Chicago will never hesitate to have a snow after a 40 degree day smh
January 14, 2026 at 1:42 PM
absolutely love it.
it describes me, suits me perfectly.
Y’all like y’all’s first name? I hate mine.
January 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
not off general principles…very specific ones.
January 13, 2026 at 11:29 PM
condom + pullout is the belt and suspenders literally no one asked for
January 13, 2026 at 10:33 PM
boneless semen is so😭😭😭😭
January 13, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Reposted by Alexandra
IKYFLTM that's Groucho Marx
There are so many great reasons to visit Baltimore, a city I love, so I hesitate to criticize this well-meaning ad … but that is NOT Thurgood Marshall
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Just that fast, I forgot I was supposed to be consuming sweeter, more lovely things this year😭😭😭

but the heart wants what it wants🤷🏽‍♀️
January 13, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I want to read an absolutely terrifying book. The kind of book that would make me wish it were a movie/show (but I don’t want it to be something I’ve seen before). Horror, thriller. Absolutely terrifying.

What ya got pls?
January 13, 2026 at 6:52 PM
there’s just…so much noise.
so much…noise.
January 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I think we should focus on the positives instead of the negatives.

As a man, what CAN you last more than 3 minutes in?
January 13, 2026 at 4:59 PM
myself🤍
WHO is you seasoning your walk by air for????
January 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Where I land is this—I’ve had to teach my child proportionality. Because he’s mine and he will flip out.
He also goes to school with…so.
So, for now, it’s…you cannot be the aggressor. But you’re allowed to hit someone BACK, to the extent you need to in order to stop them from further harming you.
January 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Reposted by Alexandra
See, man.

Every time I dabble in Threads, I see stuff like this.

How is this even up for debate?

Run up, get done up.
January 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM