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Alexandra
@alexandragg.bsky.social
deep, fearless, free, wild love.

{labor lawyer, screenwriter, horse woman}

Chi | DC
getting wilder each day.
remembering the way back.
January 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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I know y'all arguing and wrasslin about push ups but honestly most women just want to know you can and are *willing* to protect her if needed.

By left hook, cement block or .38 ... don't really matter to me.
January 7, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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Full circle...yall back to giving ladies the ick
January 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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You don’t look like your goals.
You look like your daily habits.
March 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
all you have to do is do one push up today. start somewhere.
January 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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hey, if you can't do 25 pushups, that's ok but if you're without any physical disabilities, i need you to be able to do at least ONE. it's for health sake. what if you fall over? how you gonna get up? mobility & strength = longevity.
January 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
it’s the veins.
hands and forearms with the veins.
A good forearm really shouldn't turn me on the way it does, my God
January 7, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I loveeeeee a man with a bracelet. doesn’t even matter what kind. a bracelet does something for me.
January 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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A man pulled his chain outta his shirt so I could see, while I was defo eye fucking his bracelets 😭

Fine men + heavy adornment? Lemme tell you something sksksk
January 7, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I have such vivid imagery of the things I love. palpable, vivid pictures in my mind, Jesus.
but it’s daytime.
January 7, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I enjoy watching a man fix things.
it’s the determination, problem solving, the focused look, the ability to fix said item, the hands….watching the hands.
What’s a niche green flag specific to you? I like when men enroll in therapy cause they’re curious about themselves enough not to terrorize others.
January 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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Cooler than the other side of the pillow but he may or may not have that blicky on him.
I like a man with a menacing frame, aura. I need that shit.
January 7, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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I like a man that has to actively choose peace. He has matured past looking for a fight but has no qualms about being in a fight should you push the right (wrong) buttons.
I like a man with a menacing frame, aura. I need that shit.
January 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I like a man with a menacing frame, aura. I need that shit.
January 7, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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You get "excited" when i look like ima punch somebody's face off? Squawk squawk, babygirl. You used to date drug dealers and only stopped because the last one asked you to make a drop? Come on over to Munk Row!
January 7, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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If you don’t like your women rapping stay from around me when “Adrenaline Rush” “Hay” “Shoulder Lean” or various Jay-Z songs come on.

This isn’t even an exhaustive list either.

Boy shit. Boy shit. Drugs. Sex. Boy shit. Boy shit. Guns.
January 7, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I’m sure I gave someone the ick rapping every word to Notorious Thugs. somewhere down the line, I’m sure it happened.
January 7, 2026 at 3:23 PM
KNOW ME
if she yells Westside Gunn adlibs out loud in the car while driving, you need to figure out her ring size if you don't already know.
January 7, 2026 at 3:06 PM
is this a problem?!???
like, let me know NOW
My last one. We're in bed, just finished. She gets up and starts doing all the dances from Elephant Man's Pon De River Pon De Bank out of the blue. There was no music on. Just just started getting busy.

(this is the rap hands lady)
(Stealing flagrantly from @labeautenoire3.bsky.social)

Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
January 7, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Lmaoooo the ick stories are just what we needed as a palate cleanser around here.
January 7, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Unearthing ghosts of relationships pasts really makes you appreciate the now and the future 😂
a woman is standing in a hallway talking to a group of people and asking them what that is .
ALT: a woman is standing in a hallway talking to a group of people and asking them what that is .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 2:18 PM
how am I more tired when I sleep in than when I just wake up on time?!🤦🏽‍♀️
January 7, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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Yall was wilding yesterplasma, im glad we could align in humor in the present moment
January 7, 2026 at 3:37 AM
ROMANCE
When holding hands at the movies, a man once lifted my hand to his mouth and licked in between my fingers 🤢
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
it icked me.
I won’t de-ick myself. I don’t second guess the ick and i don’t make the rules.
January 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM