Chrisjen Avasarala
@vizylawrence.me
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No. But you can on RentMen
Can you rent a fluffer on Fiverrr?
February 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
No. But you can on RentMen
Had a show idea where a group of black people run a salon specializing in doing hair for black superheroes.
February 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Had a show idea where a group of black people run a salon specializing in doing hair for black superheroes.
It’s always the haircut.
Question for my fellow kinfolk: what makes you think, “they look like they don’t date Black people” when you see a Black person?
This is prompted by a convo I’m currently having with a friend 🤔
This is prompted by a convo I’m currently having with a friend 🤔
February 17, 2026 at 11:41 PM
It’s always the haircut.
Nobody:
Growlr: 7 people viewed your profile and didn’t like what they saw
Growlr: 7 people viewed your profile and didn’t like what they saw
February 17, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Nobody:
Growlr: 7 people viewed your profile and didn’t like what they saw
Growlr: 7 people viewed your profile and didn’t like what they saw
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As a Chicago native this got me screaming 😭
February 17, 2026 at 6:50 PM
As a Chicago native this got me screaming 😭
Frankie Ruiz le dijo que se acostumbró a dejarse transportar.
A lyricist!
A lyricist!
February 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Frankie Ruiz le dijo que se acostumbró a dejarse transportar.
A lyricist!
A lyricist!
Color me PWI grad but I did not know Vivica was from the stories.
February 17, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Color me PWI grad but I did not know Vivica was from the stories.
I’d feel like a bad bitch
How do y’all feel if you notice someone is nervous while on a first date with you?
February 17, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I’d feel like a bad bitch
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i'm SO. FUCKING. TIRED of *EVERYTHING* needing an app!!
i don't wanna use an app! print the piece of paper! FUCK!
i don't wanna use an app! print the piece of paper! FUCK!
February 17, 2026 at 2:04 PM
i'm SO. FUCKING. TIRED of *EVERYTHING* needing an app!!
i don't wanna use an app! print the piece of paper! FUCK!
i don't wanna use an app! print the piece of paper! FUCK!
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BREAKING: The Rev. Jesse Jackson, the civil rights leader from the era of MLK to Black Lives Matter, has died at 84, his family said.
The Rev. Jesse Jackson, who led the Civil Rights Movement for decades after King, has died at 84
The Rev. Jesse L. Jackson has died. He was 84. Jackson was a protege of the Rev. Martin Luther King and became a leader of the Civil Rights Movement for decades after King was assassinated in 1968.
bit.ly
February 17, 2026 at 10:19 AM
BREAKING: The Rev. Jesse Jackson, the civil rights leader from the era of MLK to Black Lives Matter, has died at 84, his family said.
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Nobody takes this man seriously 😭
February 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Nobody takes this man seriously 😭
Man this breaks my heart. I didn’t know.
February 16, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Man this breaks my heart. I didn’t know.
ItsaVibe be saying nigga in his videos. I passed on that a while ago.
February 16, 2026 at 4:39 PM
ItsaVibe be saying nigga in his videos. I passed on that a while ago.
Jon Snow out here getting fucked in the hallway of a deviant event? Wottice honey?
February 16, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Jon Snow out here getting fucked in the hallway of a deviant event? Wottice honey?
Empanadas
Good morning! Please enjoy this ad for cream pies...by McDonald's
February 16, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Empanadas
Dana got a son?!
Queen Latifah photographed out tonight with her wife and their son has given me immense joy on today. 🥺🤍
February 16, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Dana got a son?!
Lemme open my Notes app and gather my list. I have a floating one in my head but nothing concrete.
There’s a list of content creators that I’d take down to the ground
February 16, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Lemme open my Notes app and gather my list. I have a floating one in my head but nothing concrete.
Got Lord with C&D and Sue Richards. Working on getting there with Gambit & Emma. If I HAVE TO play DPS, I go Iron Man or Squirrel Girl.
If you play Marvel Rivals like this 👍🏾 and skeet your main 📍🙂↕️
February 15, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Got Lord with C&D and Sue Richards. Working on getting there with Gambit & Emma. If I HAVE TO play DPS, I go Iron Man or Squirrel Girl.
Have y’all ever had bean pie? I’ve heard the name but haven’t even ever seen one. I think growing up it was always associated with Nation of Islam
February 15, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Have y’all ever had bean pie? I’ve heard the name but haven’t even ever seen one. I think growing up it was always associated with Nation of Islam
I’m okay with this
more propaganda but this time its that one pic
February 15, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I’m okay with this
Yes. And the room gotta be warm.
Serious question…do yall fluff a little before you take the pic or record the video? Asking for myself lol #mimosasstrongaf
February 15, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Yes. And the room gotta be warm.
One thing I think about often is how and where to dispose of a murder weapon. Cant just throw it in a random dumpster. Maybe rent a boat and toss it in a lake?
February 15, 2026 at 8:48 PM
One thing I think about often is how and where to dispose of a murder weapon. Cant just throw it in a random dumpster. Maybe rent a boat and toss it in a lake?
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“You texting the text man for texts” was GENERATIONAL
February 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM
“You texting the text man for texts” was GENERATIONAL
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At a family function and they’re watching an hour-long “porch pirate” compilation video.
All of the videos are AI.
All of the videos are AI.
February 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
At a family function and they’re watching an hour-long “porch pirate” compilation video.
All of the videos are AI.
All of the videos are AI.