Tifa | Sacred Ho🧘🏾♀️
@chicmojo.blacksky.app
I like mystical things and food, and plants, and my dog. I’m grown 30+ | Staunch female supremacist
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I hate Okta and Zscaler with all my heart.
December 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I hate Okta and Zscaler with all my heart.
When I was 18 working at the bank on Frederick Douglass in Harlem this old white yoga instructor who lived in the attached high rise decided to write me a sensual love note and included a picture if himself on a surf board. He was at least 60. Shit was sleazy as hell. I never trust those types.
They stay cancelling the yoga class at my gym or switching instructors last minute. They used to have a consistent teacher but he got fired for harassing women.
December 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
When I was 18 working at the bank on Frederick Douglass in Harlem this old white yoga instructor who lived in the attached high rise decided to write me a sensual love note and included a picture if himself on a surf board. He was at least 60. Shit was sleazy as hell. I never trust those types.
If you weren’t invested in making my holidays merry, why would I wanna chit chat? Stop talking to me.
December 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If you weren’t invested in making my holidays merry, why would I wanna chit chat? Stop talking to me.
I’m always the problem.
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’m always the problem.
No but I trudged up that steep ass hill to City College in some constructs. Never wore them again.
Have y’all ever sprinted in timbs before?
December 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
No but I trudged up that steep ass hill to City College in some constructs. Never wore them again.
I only blocked one person on Christmas. I’d say that’s not bad.
December 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I only blocked one person on Christmas. I’d say that’s not bad.
I like wedges and kitten heels. Always have. Always will.
December 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I like wedges and kitten heels. Always have. Always will.
I complain, but my life isn’t too bad. I’ll always want more though.
December 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I complain, but my life isn’t too bad. I’ll always want more though.
This is so cute 🥹
Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
December 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This is so cute 🥹
Not where I could see it. That’s for damn sure.
Have you ever been slandered egregiously on here?
December 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Not where I could see it. That’s for damn sure.
I’m never committing to a signature style or signature scent. Not when I look good and smell good in so many things.
December 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I’m never committing to a signature style or signature scent. Not when I look good and smell good in so many things.
This makes me feel good about not being able to zip some of my leather jackets.
Kelis just did a reel about this. Lol.
December 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This makes me feel good about not being able to zip some of my leather jackets.
Once a site has me doing all kinds of verifications before it loads I don’t want to shop there anymore.
December 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Once a site has me doing all kinds of verifications before it loads I don’t want to shop there anymore.
May I Ask for One Final Thing is a fun anime about punching people you hate in the face, but for girls. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
December 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
May I Ask for One Final Thing is a fun anime about punching people you hate in the face, but for girls. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
I need a massage, a glass of Malbec, and a cozy show.
December 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I need a massage, a glass of Malbec, and a cozy show.
Time to decompress.
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Time to decompress.
I need to learn to dance to Kompa. I know I could bust a nasty gouyad.
December 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I need to learn to dance to Kompa. I know I could bust a nasty gouyad.
If this year has thought me anything, it’s that male SWs cannot hold water. Unprofessional af, the lot of them.
they held a press conference with a dude who claimed to be an ex-marine sex worker who’d had a months-long BDSM affair with Warren, who was apparently too much for him
this was the sign
I am not making any of this up
this was the sign
I am not making any of this up
December 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If this year has thought me anything, it’s that male SWs cannot hold water. Unprofessional af, the lot of them.
Y’all be watching your mothers suffer and laughing about it? 🤨
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Y’all be watching your mothers suffer and laughing about it? 🤨
All this working is exhausting. I can’t wait until I get some time off next week.
December 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
All this working is exhausting. I can’t wait until I get some time off next week.
Nobody got me anything for Christmas so I’m being a stingy bitch all next year. Stingy with my time, stingy with my energy, and stingy with myself.
December 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Nobody got me anything for Christmas so I’m being a stingy bitch all next year. Stingy with my time, stingy with my energy, and stingy with myself.
I’m so excited!!!
Wake up babe, new Bridgerton trailer just dropped. #Bridgerton #MerryChristmas
December 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I’m so excited!!!
Place her in front of a mirror and give her affirmations as she takes it.
Tell her how proud you are.
To keep her eyes open.
Focus.
Tell her how proud you are.
To keep her eyes open.
Focus.
December 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Almost off work so I can partake in my own brand of debauchery.
December 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Almost off work so I can partake in my own brand of debauchery.