Ebz
@ebzlll.bsky.social
This is my burner account.
Following me is good for your mental health.🙂
Buy a coloring book tho. ❤️
https://linktr.ee/lllebzlll
Following me is good for your mental health.🙂
Buy a coloring book tho. ❤️
https://linktr.ee/lllebzlll
They man is literally playing with everyone’s life and everyone is chillin.
January 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM
They man is literally playing with everyone’s life and everyone is chillin.
I’ve been a little angry ball of fire for months now. Simmering
January 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I’ve been a little angry ball of fire for months now. Simmering
Come piss me off. I have a lot to be mad about actually.
January 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Come piss me off. I have a lot to be mad about actually.
People book vacations months and years in advance. And that lady asking about the fucking news like the people stranded knew 8 months ago what the fuck was going to happen yesterday.
January 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
People book vacations months and years in advance. And that lady asking about the fucking news like the people stranded knew 8 months ago what the fuck was going to happen yesterday.
Someone was like “did y’all not watch the news?”
So kidnapping a nations president was not actually a televised event. There wasn’t a prevention protocol or notice. And the insensitivity would make me sit here and roast your ass until my phone died.
So kidnapping a nations president was not actually a televised event. There wasn’t a prevention protocol or notice. And the insensitivity would make me sit here and roast your ass until my phone died.
January 4, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Someone was like “did y’all not watch the news?”
So kidnapping a nations president was not actually a televised event. There wasn’t a prevention protocol or notice. And the insensitivity would make me sit here and roast your ass until my phone died.
So kidnapping a nations president was not actually a televised event. There wasn’t a prevention protocol or notice. And the insensitivity would make me sit here and roast your ass until my phone died.
I’d just go make sand castles in the beach until my credit cards stop working. Cause what else are people gonna do? This is fucked.
January 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I’d just go make sand castles in the beach until my credit cards stop working. Cause what else are people gonna do? This is fucked.
All the airports in the Caribbean are on lockdown. Yesterday, they cancelled the flights. This is about the Kidnapping. So now the whole damn region is a no fly zone? People stranded and can’t get home. This is so insane.
January 4, 2026 at 4:14 PM
All the airports in the Caribbean are on lockdown. Yesterday, they cancelled the flights. This is about the Kidnapping. So now the whole damn region is a no fly zone? People stranded and can’t get home. This is so insane.
Unfortunately, y’all get to experience this. lol
January 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Unfortunately, y’all get to experience this. lol
I need to be sober right now so I am.
January 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I need to be sober right now so I am.
I have a drawer full of edibles I promised myself I wasn’t gone eat. I’ve almost been drug free a whole year.
Don’t clap. Imma fuck them edibles up when my business is complete.
Don’t clap. Imma fuck them edibles up when my business is complete.
January 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I have a drawer full of edibles I promised myself I wasn’t gone eat. I’ve almost been drug free a whole year.
Don’t clap. Imma fuck them edibles up when my business is complete.
Don’t clap. Imma fuck them edibles up when my business is complete.
So today I am doing nothing.
January 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
So today I am doing nothing.
It’s too many variables stressing me out right now.
January 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
It’s too many variables stressing me out right now.
The book won’t be out for another month. Or maybe never if China decide they are not shipping to the US. Or my shit gets held up in customs. Cause they like to ruin my life regularly.
January 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
The book won’t be out for another month. Or maybe never if China decide they are not shipping to the US. Or my shit gets held up in customs. Cause they like to ruin my life regularly.
Then, It’s a lady who said I be ignoring her. And I’m like damn. It’s not on purpose. Ion be seeing that woman. I never see her. I apologized for not seeing her, cause what really is the solution for being accused of ignoring something you don’t see?
January 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Then, It’s a lady who said I be ignoring her. And I’m like damn. It’s not on purpose. Ion be seeing that woman. I never see her. I apologized for not seeing her, cause what really is the solution for being accused of ignoring something you don’t see?
Imma take a break today. Sit on it. Let it rest.
January 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Imma take a break today. Sit on it. Let it rest.
The other crazy part is, nobody knows these mistakes or what to look for. And sometimes I don’t find them until I’m coloring the page for content. So can’t nobody proof my work. lol.
January 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The other crazy part is, nobody knows these mistakes or what to look for. And sometimes I don’t find them until I’m coloring the page for content. So can’t nobody proof my work. lol.
It’s not like I can delete a typo. Or use some white out. I’m calm on the outside and I’m losing my shit internally.
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
It’s not like I can delete a typo. Or use some white out. I’m calm on the outside and I’m losing my shit internally.
I finished the coloring book yesterday.
Now, I have crippling anxiety that I made a mistake I can’t see, because thousands of copies will be in production and I’d have to live with that mistake until the first batch sell out.
Now, I have crippling anxiety that I made a mistake I can’t see, because thousands of copies will be in production and I’d have to live with that mistake until the first batch sell out.
January 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I finished the coloring book yesterday.
Now, I have crippling anxiety that I made a mistake I can’t see, because thousands of copies will be in production and I’d have to live with that mistake until the first batch sell out.
Now, I have crippling anxiety that I made a mistake I can’t see, because thousands of copies will be in production and I’d have to live with that mistake until the first batch sell out.
We are not ugly friends. We just need $100000.
January 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
We are not ugly friends. We just need $100000.
“people dying who ain’t never died before!” 😂
Lives rent free.
Lives rent free.
January 4, 2026 at 3:15 PM
“people dying who ain’t never died before!” 😂
Lives rent free.
Lives rent free.
I need more ratchet friends. They are the funnest people to hang out with.
January 4, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I need more ratchet friends. They are the funnest people to hang out with.
That’s what I’m saying!
I’m sorry, no man should sweat like that in a luxury box
January 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
That’s what I’m saying!
I know I don’t like food. You can’t spray nothing on me and lick it off. Ion like it. Don’t do that.
January 4, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I know I don’t like food. You can’t spray nothing on me and lick it off. Ion like it. Don’t do that.
I used to like lingerie. But that shit be on for 3 mins. Now it has to be requested.
January 4, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I used to like lingerie. But that shit be on for 3 mins. Now it has to be requested.