lighthouse prince
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lighthouse prince
@historiancole.bsky.social
here on the cusp between fish and tetrapods
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last year after a rainstorm, i found teeny tiny mushrooms in a tree at work & now every time i pass the same tree & i look for more mushrooms & everyone laughs at me, but when the mushroom queen chooses me to wed, will my coworkers be laughing then??
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February 18, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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My students starting singing “We’re all in this together” when they realized Ramadan and Lent are at the same time this year.

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February 18, 2026 at 12:04 AM
how do i have a bunch of separate get well cards for various trans surgeries but none for when i just need a regular old get well card for a sick cis person lol
February 18, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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ive never seen anything like it. so bizarre
The lower Great Lakes region has super bad air quality today, and one of the big causes is, surprisingly, melting snow.

The warm snap is melting the snow banks, releasing all the car exhaust & toxins & rotting debris in the snow. Which,coupled with lack of wind and rain, sits in the air as smog
February 18, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports
February 16, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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"Oh Cole? Yeah, Cole's cool but they are convinced that there's a parallel universe where the Muppet Show is still running, but SNL went off the air in 1981. Swears there was a shift between seasons four & five and Gonzo's commentary on Reagan got Carter elected again."
May 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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muppet thoughts flow through me like a stop-motion river made of felt
December 8, 2023 at 1:52 AM
the amount of people who wished me a happy 30th anniversary of the muppet treasure island movie is...embarrassing. you get fixated on a single movie for eight months and no one fucking forgets it
February 17, 2026 at 2:31 AM
brb digging out my dvd of newsies
February 16, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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Tyrese Maxey on why the young gun USA Stars won the All-Star Game:

"We won because we young and turnt."
February 16, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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📸: Fabrice Coffrini / AFP / Getty

(not a criticism. poster did credit the photographer it in the alt text)
What a great photo of Brazilian alpine skier Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, the first South American to ever win a medal at the Winter Olympic Games.
February 14, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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I did a close reading of the MLB rulebook and my conclusion is that while the manager must be a human being, the players can be of any species. There's zero chance you could get a dog on a roster under the current CBA but if you did, he could play
FanGraphs Weekly Mailbag: February 14, 2025
We’re answering your questions about the cost of 1.0 WAR, the legality of a dog playing first base, the amount of balls players hit in their careers, and more.
blogs.fangraphs.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:44 PM
sometimes i think that i've solved an agatha christie novel & then hercule poirot is like "well she was a jail warden thirty years ago & the murderer used to be one of her prisoners" or "actually, she has the same name as her cousin and the cousin did it." like damn why do i even try
February 14, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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never thought i would fight side by side with a mets fan etc etc
me in any conversation about anything lately:
February 14, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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withholding DHS funding is such a weak ass idea - like the people are in the camps NOW. they NEED to be freed
February 14, 2026 at 12:24 AM
the michener museum getting an eric carle exhibit. yeah, i'll drive out to doylestown. twist my fucking arm
February 13, 2026 at 11:42 PM
me directly calling out acme
Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.

Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
February 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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big "go girl, give us nothing" energy over here
May 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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This quote from Gelb’s story should be on the City Connects or the flag or the birth certificate of every baby born in Philadelphia
February 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
into to the delaware?? to contaminate the water supply??
The Phillies are releasing Nick Castellanos.
February 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
the ones in front of james dobson look like someone left tall mountains of asphalt in front of the school 6abc.com/post/philade...
Exclusive: Controller says speed cushions installed at Philadelphia schools not done to standards
The Action News Investigative Team got an exclusive first look at a report by the Philadelphia City Controller that revealed several of the speed cushions installed by the Streets Department were not ...
6abc.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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I don’t think we should allow the secret police to round people up and sort them by race
More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...
Idaho families sue over immigration raid that swept up hundreds, including U.S. citizens — NBC News
About 400 people, including children and U.S. citizens, were detained for four hours while they were denied food and water in the raid, according to the lawsuit.
apple.news
February 12, 2026 at 2:32 AM
sixers, just because the olympics are on doesn't mean i don'T SEE YOU
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM