lighthouse prince
historiancole.bsky.social
lighthouse prince
@historiancole.bsky.social
here on the cusp between fish and tetrapods
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last year after a rainstorm, i found teeny tiny mushrooms in a tree at work & now every time i pass the same tree & i look for more mushrooms & everyone laughs at me, but when the mushroom queen chooses me to wed, will my coworkers be laughing then??
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Read this thread. If the cops don't have a duty to protect you, their only purpose is to be used against you.
In 1999, a woman named Jessica Gonzales sought and obtained an order of protection against her physically abusive husband ("AH"), who had repeatedly threatened to kill her and their three children. The order included language specifically limiting when and where AH was allowed to see the children.
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
if you were going to recommend me an agatha christie book...
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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If you dig these folks, @neverpo.st spoke w them back in July about their work rescuing datasets (medical, environments, etc) that the US Gov't attempts to delete. It's such a fascinating conversation!
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Jeopardy has a category on Grover Cleveland read by Grover from Sesame Street.
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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The guy that covered up a murder and volunteered for a genocide army?
the centrism will continue until morale decreases
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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This is how the admin broke the Dems. Limiting private jets. Don't get it twisted.
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.
March 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
all the sound cues for transitions in this script just says TRANS and then i start loudly hooting and disrupt the whole rehearsal
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Yeah :D
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
familysearch dot org will list anyone as a spouse if they're marked down on the census as 'partner' to the head of household regardless of context, but these women also share a headstone so...
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"They don't make movies like they used to."-- guy [me] watching Mouse Hunt (1997)
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
IT IS SATURDAY NIGHT AND I HAVE ONCE AGAIN BEEN LULLED INTO A FALSE SENSE OF RESEARCH SECURITY BY FORGETTING THAT NEARLY THE ENTIRETY OF THE 1890S CENSUS WAS DESTROYED IN A FIRE IN 1921
November 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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conde nast fired the vp of new york newsguild for asking HR questions
More important to me than my identity, I am also the Vice President of the NewsGuild of New York, and targeting me with a blatantly retaliatory termination like this feels like an egregious shot against our union and against media workers as a whole.
November 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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the jury ate sandwiches for lunch today before wrapping up deliberations lol bsky.app/profile/ryan...
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
doing my duty to remind people that Keeping the Faith (movie with ben stiller as a rabbi and edward norton as a horny priest and they are childhood bffs and in a love triangle with jenna elfman (dharma from dharma and greg)) exists
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i'm just a simple boy who wants a doozer
someone rich buy some stuff for @historiancole.bsky.social
The Jim Henson Company 70th Anniversary Auction www.juliensauctions.com/en/auctions/...
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"HEYO BOY. DID YOU SEE VIRGINIA WENT BLUE?"-- my neighbor hollering at me
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"Well, Spike died to close the hellmouth but he had an amulet so he came back as a ghost and then maybe he's alive again."-- my coworker explaining the plot of buffy to me, someone who has only seen clips during tnt's prime time in the daytime
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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And this is why the corporate class shut down Teen Vogue.
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.

Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
squirrels are constantly dropping food in my mailbox and since it's almost always a form of gluten, i am taking this as a personal offense
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Any Philadelphian sports fan watching literally any game between 2 non-Philadelphian teams in any sport:
for a game that does not involve philadelphia, this one involves a lot of philadelphia
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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if you're gonna clear the benches every player should have to either throw a bunch or kiss someone
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM