last year after a rainstorm, i found teeny tiny mushrooms in a tree at work & now every time i pass the same tree & i look for more mushrooms & everyone laughs at me, but when the mushroom queen chooses me to wed, will my coworkers be laughing then??
last year after a rainstorm, i found teeny tiny mushrooms in a tree at work & now every time i pass the same tree & i look for more mushrooms & everyone laughs at me, but when the mushroom queen chooses me to wed, will my coworkers be laughing then??
every email from the person who runs my lighthouse reads like a letter from 1845. the snow finally melted. ash wednesday just passed. i'm worried about the government. the pizza parlor is open.
February 19, 2026 at 11:18 PM
every email from the person who runs my lighthouse reads like a letter from 1845. the snow finally melted. ash wednesday just passed. i'm worried about the government. the pizza parlor is open.
I’m so happy for the U.S. women and so crushed for the a Canadian women. What a great game. EVERYONE WATCH THE PWHL NOW AND YOU CAN KEEP WATCHING ALL THESE PLAYERS GO AT IT!
February 19, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I’m so happy for the U.S. women and so crushed for the a Canadian women. What a great game. EVERYONE WATCH THE PWHL NOW AND YOU CAN KEEP WATCHING ALL THESE PLAYERS GO AT IT!
But we've had to listen to several mentions of Kendall Coyne's athlete husband all tournament and endure cuts to interviews with the Tkachuk bros. No homos allowed.
truly insane btw that we're doing "hilary knight mic'd up" without mentioning that she is newly engaged to her girlfriend who is also a US olympian
February 19, 2026 at 7:13 PM
But we've had to listen to several mentions of Kendall Coyne's athlete husband all tournament and endure cuts to interviews with the Tkachuk bros. No homos allowed.
okay the funny thing about asking people to keep an eye out for gluten-free cheez-its is that now that they are starting to become more wildly available, i will be simply swimming in boxes for years to come. and that's MY fault. i brought that upon myself
February 19, 2026 at 5:18 PM
okay the funny thing about asking people to keep an eye out for gluten-free cheez-its is that now that they are starting to become more wildly available, i will be simply swimming in boxes for years to come. and that's MY fault. i brought that upon myself
Ngl as a former "college trans athlete" its so fucking tiring to hear other queer people saying shit like "who even cares about sports anyway" MOTHERFUCKER THAT WAS PAYING FOR MY COLLEGE
February 19, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Ngl as a former "college trans athlete" its so fucking tiring to hear other queer people saying shit like "who even cares about sports anyway" MOTHERFUCKER THAT WAS PAYING FOR MY COLLEGE
how do i have a bunch of separate get well cards for various trans surgeries but none for when i just need a regular old get well card for a sick cis person lol
February 18, 2026 at 1:16 AM
how do i have a bunch of separate get well cards for various trans surgeries but none for when i just need a regular old get well card for a sick cis person lol
The lower Great Lakes region has super bad air quality today, and one of the big causes is, surprisingly, melting snow.
The warm snap is melting the snow banks, releasing all the car exhaust & toxins & rotting debris in the snow. Which,coupled with lack of wind and rain, sits in the air as smog
"Oh Cole? Yeah, Cole's cool but they are convinced that there's a parallel universe where the Muppet Show is still running, but SNL went off the air in 1981. Swears there was a shift between seasons four & five and Gonzo's commentary on Reagan got Carter elected again."
May 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
"Oh Cole? Yeah, Cole's cool but they are convinced that there's a parallel universe where the Muppet Show is still running, but SNL went off the air in 1981. Swears there was a shift between seasons four & five and Gonzo's commentary on Reagan got Carter elected again."
the amount of people who wished me a happy 30th anniversary of the muppet treasure island movie is...embarrassing. you get fixated on a single movie for eight months and no one fucking forgets it
February 17, 2026 at 2:31 AM
the amount of people who wished me a happy 30th anniversary of the muppet treasure island movie is...embarrassing. you get fixated on a single movie for eight months and no one fucking forgets it