ℳatt
@matttomic.bsky.social
Uncool adult. From the other site.
Good mid-range bottle from the Ottawa area if you're looking for something to scratch the bourbon itch during embargo times
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Good mid-range bottle from the Ottawa area if you're looking for something to scratch the bourbon itch during embargo times
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the drummer, Barry Keane, is also the drummer on "OK Blue Jays," on Anne Murray's top-selling album "Let's Keep It That Way" ("You Needed Me"), and oh yeah on Shania Twain's demo tape that got her the Mercury Nashville contract in 1992
today I learned the released version of the song was take one, the first time the band ever actually played the song, and the drummer had never heard it before? unreal
The Edmund Fitzgerald sank 50 years ago today. The next year, the singer-songwriter Gordon Lightfoot chronicled the tragedy in an unlikely hit single.
Read about how ↓
Read about how ↓
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
the drummer, Barry Keane, is also the drummer on "OK Blue Jays," on Anne Murray's top-selling album "Let's Keep It That Way" ("You Needed Me"), and oh yeah on Shania Twain's demo tape that got her the Mercury Nashville contract in 1992
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A Poperee is what Mary J. Blige calls the Vatican.
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A Poperee is what Mary J. Blige calls the Vatican.
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From what I can tell, Smith's reputation as a scumbag serial abuser of young girls was basically an open secret in Halifax for years. Everyone in the Halifax entertainment/bar scene has been like "don't be alone around Mike Smith" for 20 years now. The Maritime Jian Ghomeshi.
In light of the allegations, Mike Smith, who plays Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys, has stepped away from Trailer Park Boys, Inc.
Mike Smith, a.k.a. "Bubbles" from Trailer Park Boys, charged with sexual assault
Mike Smith, a.k.a. "Bubbles" from Trailer Park Boys, charged with sexual assault
www.avclub.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
From what I can tell, Smith's reputation as a scumbag serial abuser of young girls was basically an open secret in Halifax for years. Everyone in the Halifax entertainment/bar scene has been like "don't be alone around Mike Smith" for 20 years now. The Maritime Jian Ghomeshi.
Learning Dutch
(From Under Studio on TikTok)
(From Under Studio on TikTok)
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Learning Dutch
(From Under Studio on TikTok)
(From Under Studio on TikTok)
According to the latest on Team Canada:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/678...
- Sam Bennett is "pretty much a lock"
- Nick Suzuki, Mark Scheifele and Macklin Celebrini are all "on the bubble"
goddamnit do I hate when Team Canada tries to prioritize "gritty grinders" over Guys Who Are Good At Hockey
www.nytimes.com/athletic/678...
- Sam Bennett is "pretty much a lock"
- Nick Suzuki, Mark Scheifele and Macklin Celebrini are all "on the bubble"
goddamnit do I hate when Team Canada tries to prioritize "gritty grinders" over Guys Who Are Good At Hockey
Canada Olympic bubble watch: What we’re hearing about Suzuki, Celebrini, Bedard, more roster hopefuls
Veterans Brad Marchand and Drew Doughty have firmed up their spots with good starts. What does that mean elsewhere in the lineup?
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
According to the latest on Team Canada:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/678...
- Sam Bennett is "pretty much a lock"
- Nick Suzuki, Mark Scheifele and Macklin Celebrini are all "on the bubble"
goddamnit do I hate when Team Canada tries to prioritize "gritty grinders" over Guys Who Are Good At Hockey
www.nytimes.com/athletic/678...
- Sam Bennett is "pretty much a lock"
- Nick Suzuki, Mark Scheifele and Macklin Celebrini are all "on the bubble"
goddamnit do I hate when Team Canada tries to prioritize "gritty grinders" over Guys Who Are Good At Hockey
(in a heavy trenchcoat on the streets of Buffalo)
pssst. hey pal. I got some o' that stuff from over the border. fusilli. rigatoni. farfalle. whatta ya need.
pssst. hey pal. I got some o' that stuff from over the border. fusilli. rigatoni. farfalle. whatta ya need.
Trump trade war costs US Italian pasta: “Exporters say import and antidumping duties totaling 107% on their pasta brands will make doing business in America too costly and are preparing to pull out of U.S. stores as soon as January.” Via WSJ
Italian Pasta Is Poised to Disappear From American Grocery Shelves — The Wall Street Journal
Trump administration is set to impose duties of 107% on Italian pasta imports, among most punitive of tariffs it has levied
apple.news
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
(in a heavy trenchcoat on the streets of Buffalo)
pssst. hey pal. I got some o' that stuff from over the border. fusilli. rigatoni. farfalle. whatta ya need.
pssst. hey pal. I got some o' that stuff from over the border. fusilli. rigatoni. farfalle. whatta ya need.
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Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months https://theonion.com/girlfriend-to-stay-underneath-blanket-for-next-5-months-1819575780/
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months https://theonion.com/girlfriend-to-stay-underneath-blanket-for-next-5-months-1819575780/
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Every other joke in 30 Rock is promised on "look at Tina Fey, a conventionally beautiful woman, and how much of a disgusting slop-gobbling pig she is"
What’s your all time favorite Hollywood Homely fail? When a woman is meant to be unattractive but she’s gorgeous. Thinking of how Safety Not Guaranteed has a key moment where a man’s ex is in the script old and no longer attractive and she’s a knockout who the movie still plays as old.
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Every other joke in 30 Rock is promised on "look at Tina Fey, a conventionally beautiful woman, and how much of a disgusting slop-gobbling pig she is"
I will not be elaborating in any way or accepting any feedback or questions
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I will not be elaborating in any way or accepting any feedback or questions
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wait until you see what happens after the 3rd vote
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
wait until you see what happens after the 3rd vote
The average American thinks that the combined Muslim, Jewish and Native American population makes up a combined 84% of the country when it is, in fact, 4%
Absolutely. This aligns with this yougov poll that shows actual percentages of the U.S. population on the left in red and perceived percentages on the right in blue. Most people assume the population is much more rich and more diverse than it actually is.
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The average American thinks that the combined Muslim, Jewish and Native American population makes up a combined 84% of the country when it is, in fact, 4%
If you asked the average Republican "what percentage of New York City is Muslim" I guarantee they'd say something like 25% when the real answer is 4%
There are only 4.5 million Muslims in the entire United States
There are only 4.5 million Muslims in the entire United States
Sen. Tommy Tuberville claimed New York City will become “completely Muslim in three or four years” following Zohran Mamdani’s victory in the city’s mayoral election.
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If you asked the average Republican "what percentage of New York City is Muslim" I guarantee they'd say something like 25% when the real answer is 4%
There are only 4.5 million Muslims in the entire United States
There are only 4.5 million Muslims in the entire United States
They had to push back the release of GTA VI because they realized if they wanted to capture contemporary Miami they needed more references to "how bout them Panthers", "boy those Panthers have been on a run" etc.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
They had to push back the release of GTA VI because they realized if they wanted to capture contemporary Miami they needed more references to "how bout them Panthers", "boy those Panthers have been on a run" etc.
Parents!
Be sure to inspect your kid's Halloween candy, I cut into this Snickers and discovered a fully-loaded assault weapon
Be sure to inspect your kid's Halloween candy, I cut into this Snickers and discovered a fully-loaded assault weapon
November 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Parents!
Be sure to inspect your kid's Halloween candy, I cut into this Snickers and discovered a fully-loaded assault weapon
Be sure to inspect your kid's Halloween candy, I cut into this Snickers and discovered a fully-loaded assault weapon
I think the problem with this whole Classic Rock Biopic Cinematic Universe (Queen, Dylan, Elvis, Springsteen, MJ) is that the combination of "Walk Hard" and "Popstar" basically destroyed the music biopic genre for me.
It's like trying to make a serious airplane disaster movie after "Airplane!"
It's like trying to make a serious airplane disaster movie after "Airplane!"
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I think the problem with this whole Classic Rock Biopic Cinematic Universe (Queen, Dylan, Elvis, Springsteen, MJ) is that the combination of "Walk Hard" and "Popstar" basically destroyed the music biopic genre for me.
It's like trying to make a serious airplane disaster movie after "Airplane!"
It's like trying to make a serious airplane disaster movie after "Airplane!"
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
Torrent Goldeneye?
No thanks I've already got an N64 emulator
No thanks I've already got an N64 emulator
November 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Torrent Goldeneye?
No thanks I've already got an N64 emulator
No thanks I've already got an N64 emulator