Gourmet Spud
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Freedom is just another word for “the condition of being free”.
Saying “no regrets” immediately after severely breaking your leg skiing on an already completely ruptured ACL is cooler than winning a gold medal.
Lindsey Vonn said she has no regrets over her decision to compete in the Winter Olympics after sustaining a “completely ruptured” ACL one day after crashing during a race and severely breaking her leg. https://cnn.it/4kqYPHL
February 10, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Saying “no regrets” immediately after severely breaking your leg skiing on an already completely ruptured ACL is cooler than winning a gold medal.
For my money the funniest digital short.
an apt time to revisit a classic
SNL Digital Short: Space Olympics
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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February 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
For my money the funniest digital short.
*MAGA chud forcefully grinning his way through his 18th counterprogramming event headlined by Kid Rock* Would it kill this guy to release a new song?
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
*MAGA chud forcefully grinning his way through his 18th counterprogramming event headlined by Kid Rock* Would it kill this guy to release a new song?
Had a dream wild dingos were in my neighbourhood and one got tangled up on a telephone poll in some dog's leash, and I had to untangle it. Only I have no idea what a dingo actually looks like, so in my dream it looked like a corgi.
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Had a dream wild dingos were in my neighbourhood and one got tangled up on a telephone poll in some dog's leash, and I had to untangle it. Only I have no idea what a dingo actually looks like, so in my dream it looked like a corgi.
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the best to ever do it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
the best to ever do it.
Threw down an explosive rage dunk and then his knee collapsed.
Johnny Furphy just landed very awkwardly after a dunk and is down. Pacers all around him on the baseline.
February 8, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Threw down an explosive rage dunk and then his knee collapsed.
Scottie Barnes is looking like Giannis today.
February 8, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Scottie Barnes is looking like Giannis today.
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Pedo bowl Epstein files leaders
Credit: vjaybombs on instagram
Credit: vjaybombs on instagram
February 7, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Pedo bowl Epstein files leaders
Credit: vjaybombs on instagram
Credit: vjaybombs on instagram
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Never Forget
Eglington LRT running! I saw it in the wild!
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Eglington LRT running! I saw it in the wild!
The secret about sports is that all of them are really good.
February 7, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The secret about sports is that all of them are really good.
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Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”
July 27, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”
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it's funny to be named George Herbert Walker Bush and name your kid George Walker Bush. keepin a lil slice of name for yourself
September 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
it's funny to be named George Herbert Walker Bush and name your kid George Walker Bush. keepin a lil slice of name for yourself
Because we don’t have those, you see.
One thing I’m super proud of is I can’t think of a single Canadian Vice-President who’s ever been booed.
you have to be a real piece of shit to be a foreign vice president well-known enough to be loathed on sight
February 7, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Because we don’t have those, you see.
One thing I’m super proud of is I can’t think of a single Canadian Vice-President who’s ever been booed.
you have to be a real piece of shit to be a foreign vice president well-known enough to be loathed on sight
February 7, 2026 at 6:52 AM
One thing I’m super proud of is I can’t think of a single Canadian Vice-President who’s ever been booed.
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you have to be a real piece of shit to be a foreign vice president well-known enough to be loathed on sight
February 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
you have to be a real piece of shit to be a foreign vice president well-known enough to be loathed on sight
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Jeff Probst is honest to god a hero of mine. Survivor evolves so consistently that it feels like change is the default state of things, and you can also tell he has a heart that continues to grow even though he’s fairly old. Yes I searched “Probst” on the Epstein email website before posting this
February 7, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Jeff Probst is honest to god a hero of mine. Survivor evolves so consistently that it feels like change is the default state of things, and you can also tell he has a heart that continues to grow even though he’s fairly old. Yes I searched “Probst” on the Epstein email website before posting this
George RR Martin characters are all, “hand me the sauce of soy!”
February 7, 2026 at 5:31 AM
George RR Martin characters are all, “hand me the sauce of soy!”
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The new Muppet thing was great. Now more than ever we need shows that are a reminder that actual entertainment is messy collaborative chaos where the audience is a player too.
Glad Disney sold these characters to AI so I can make Kermit smoke crack
Glad Disney sold these characters to AI so I can make Kermit smoke crack
February 7, 2026 at 5:03 AM
The new Muppet thing was great. Now more than ever we need shows that are a reminder that actual entertainment is messy collaborative chaos where the audience is a player too.
Glad Disney sold these characters to AI so I can make Kermit smoke crack
Glad Disney sold these characters to AI so I can make Kermit smoke crack
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I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
Update: They succeeded: www.mississippifreepress.org/byhalia-ice-...
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
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I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
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Have a feeling these Olympics might be educational for a lot of people who don’t pay attention to politics.
NEW: Huge cheers earlier for the Ukrainian athletes at the Winter Olympics opening ceremony.
Then huge BOOS as JD Vance comes on the big screen in the stadium.
Even the commentators can’t hide it…
Then huge BOOS as JD Vance comes on the big screen in the stadium.
Even the commentators can’t hide it…
February 6, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Have a feeling these Olympics might be educational for a lot of people who don’t pay attention to politics.
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go off jack white
February 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
go off jack white
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[extremely @gourmetspud.bsky.social voice] class move.
February 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
[extremely @gourmetspud.bsky.social voice] class move.
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honestly feels unbelievable: Lindsay Vonn attempted and completed her training run today, a week after tearing her ACL, hitting a top speed of 74 mph.
They haven't fixed her ACL, it's just flopping around in there. And her other knee is made out of titanium. Very literally built different
They haven't fixed her ACL, it's just flopping around in there. And her other knee is made out of titanium. Very literally built different
February 6, 2026 at 12:47 PM
honestly feels unbelievable: Lindsay Vonn attempted and completed her training run today, a week after tearing her ACL, hitting a top speed of 74 mph.
They haven't fixed her ACL, it's just flopping around in there. And her other knee is made out of titanium. Very literally built different
They haven't fixed her ACL, it's just flopping around in there. And her other knee is made out of titanium. Very literally built different