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Gourmet Spud
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Freedom is just another word for “the condition of being free”.
Quickly tried to text “Congrats” but it autocorrected to “Chinese”.
February 12, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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This is an incredible photo.
Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.

Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
February 12, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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I think if the league tries hard enough, we can get 20 teams to tank.
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Good news: there's no durable majority for fascism

Bad news: we are locked in a life or death struggle against fascism and our victory depends on people with less understanding of how the world functions than my 14-month old
New poll: In 2024, low-engagement voters went for Trump over Harris by 11 percentage points. But now they disapprove of the way he's handling the presidency by 13. They have moved 25 points against Trump — 2x as large as the shift for high-knowledge voters www.gelliottmorris.com/p/trump-lost...
Trump has lost the voters who weren’t paying attention in 2024
The least-engaged Americans have swung 25 points against him since 2024 — about twice the shift among everyone else. Trump has flattened the engagement gap.
www.gelliottmorris.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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as a hobby i seduce nuns until they leave the faith and then ghost them
February 12, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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Bring back telling us what country the Olympic judges are from, revealing that an athlete’s lowest score came from the judge from their country’s biggest geopolitical rivals
February 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Lol
And now the lack of an OF bat this offseason looks like professional malfeasance
February 10, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Sweet.
nba.com NBA @nba.com · 2d
Toronto Raptors forward Brandon Ingram has been named by NBA Commissioner Adam Silver to replace injured Golden State Warriors guard Stephen Curry on USA Stripes for the 2026 NBA All-Star Game (Sunday, 2/15 on NBC & Peacock).
February 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
You got this kings.
Prince William to meet controversial Saudi Arabian Crown Prince on crucial visit trib.al/saPmLZJ
Prince William to meet controversial Crown Prince on crucial visit
trib.al
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Saying “no regrets” immediately after severely breaking your leg skiing on an already completely ruptured ACL is cooler than winning a gold medal.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
Lindsey Vonn said she has no regrets over her decision to compete in the Winter Olympics after sustaining a “completely ruptured” ACL one day after crashing during a race and severely breaking her leg. https://cnn.it/4kqYPHL
February 10, 2026 at 1:33 AM
For my money the funniest digital short.
February 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
*MAGA chud forcefully grinning his way through his 18th counterprogramming event headlined by Kid Rock* Would it kill this guy to release a new song?
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Had a dream wild dingos were in my neighbourhood and one got tangled up on a telephone poll in some dog's leash, and I had to untangle it. Only I have no idea what a dingo actually looks like, so in my dream it looked like a corgi.
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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the best to ever do it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Threw down an explosive rage dunk and then his knee collapsed.
Johnny Furphy just landed very awkwardly after a dunk and is down. Pacers all around him on the baseline.
February 8, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Scottie Barnes is looking like Giannis today.
February 8, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Pedo bowl Epstein files leaders

Credit: vjaybombs on instagram
February 7, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Eglington LRT running! I saw it in the wild!
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
The secret about sports is that all of them are really good.
February 7, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”
July 27, 2024 at 10:12 PM