Gourmet Spud
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Freedom is just another word for “the condition of being free”.
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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Listen, we all make mistakes. The good news is the Packers still have the chance to make this right by re-hiring Mike McCarthy
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Listen, we all make mistakes. The good news is the Packers still have the chance to make this right by re-hiring Mike McCarthy
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If you ever listen to the audiobook version of Stephen King's Insomnia narrated by Eli Wallach but you are worried about any audio mixing issues or inappropriate creative choices by the producers don't worry the Fandom wiki on the book has you covered:
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If you ever listen to the audiobook version of Stephen King's Insomnia narrated by Eli Wallach but you are worried about any audio mixing issues or inappropriate creative choices by the producers don't worry the Fandom wiki on the book has you covered:
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The Papal strut is killing me
Scanning the crowd at that Pope Leo film thing at the Vatican. Spike Lee and Cate Blanchett sure, but front row seat for Dario Argento 💥...
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The Papal strut is killing me
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![Brendan O'Hare @brendohare
[in a normal speaking voice from top
row of football stadium] Good luck
today guys](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k5zurjvwdwxqwpvd4ggk3w76/bafkreihhmzzb536gcb7d4ukzpqumcoc6drj4upikk4bdrxxxqojp5obipu@jpeg)
*Diamond Dallas Page voice*
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
*Diamond Dallas Page voice*
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
I love how the messy ol’ lump keeps a list of “distraction news releases” and how he’s reaching the bottom of it.
The files we’ve all been waiting for are finally getting released…
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I love how the messy ol’ lump keeps a list of “distraction news releases” and how he’s reaching the bottom of it.
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donald trump has been found unresponsive next to a bottle of flintstones chewables
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
donald trump has been found unresponsive next to a bottle of flintstones chewables
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The Newspaper Experts come jumping out every time trying to explain that we all just don't get that this huge package glossy photo 5,000 word profile using up extremely valuable real estate is actually a Carrie-like prank. For some reason.
I don't know much about irony or newspapers so I guess they got my ass once again.
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The Newspaper Experts come jumping out every time trying to explain that we all just don't get that this huge package glossy photo 5,000 word profile using up extremely valuable real estate is actually a Carrie-like prank. For some reason.
The more I think about it, the more “There’s no ‘i’ in ‘Teamocil’/at least not where you think…” is one of the funniest lines ever written.
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The more I think about it, the more “There’s no ‘i’ in ‘Teamocil’/at least not where you think…” is one of the funniest lines ever written.
I’ll bet he was.
“Trump directed the Department of Justice to pay special attention to figures like Larry Summers and Joe Biden, on the grounds they had refused to answer questions about Epstein. By contrast, he described former President Bill Clinton as ‘extremely forthcoming.’”
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Trump, amid Epstein furor, directs Bondi to investigate Democrats
“Some Weak Republicans have fallen into their clutches because they are soft and foolish,” Trump wrote in another Truth Social post Friday.
www.politico.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I’ll bet he was.
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2021: Shohei wins MVP
2022: Judge wins MVP, Shohei runner-up
2023: Ohtani wins MVP
2024: Judge wins MVP, Ohtani wins MVP
2025: Ohtani wins MVP, Judge wins MVP
2022: Judge wins MVP, Shohei runner-up
2023: Ohtani wins MVP
2024: Judge wins MVP, Ohtani wins MVP
2025: Ohtani wins MVP, Judge wins MVP
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
2021: Shohei wins MVP
2022: Judge wins MVP, Shohei runner-up
2023: Ohtani wins MVP
2024: Judge wins MVP, Ohtani wins MVP
2025: Ohtani wins MVP, Judge wins MVP
2022: Judge wins MVP, Shohei runner-up
2023: Ohtani wins MVP
2024: Judge wins MVP, Ohtani wins MVP
2025: Ohtani wins MVP, Judge wins MVP
Raptors taking the Cavs (non-sexually) to Pound Town!
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Raptors taking the Cavs (non-sexually) to Pound Town!
I do like that for every article you see on bad office behaviour there is a perfect accompanying Steve Carrell pic.
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I do like that for every article you see on bad office behaviour there is a perfect accompanying Steve Carrell pic.
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My tonsils fell out naturally
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My tonsils fell out naturally
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always sit in the back. People will think you're cool
What is one piece of advice you would give someone in high school?
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
always sit in the back. People will think you're cool
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I would absolutely eat a blue jay.
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I would absolutely eat a blue jay.
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mentioning the president’s many horrific crimes would only make him sad, a position our country’s enemies would take advantage of…
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
mentioning the president’s many horrific crimes would only make him sad, a position our country’s enemies would take advantage of…
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Did not really expect to wake up to “cows are racist” or “cows know what’s up immigration-wise” on the old timeline, let alone “cows are right to be xenophobic,” let alone “cows are right to be xenophobic because they so treasure their current cushy lifestyles.”
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Did not really expect to wake up to “cows are racist” or “cows know what’s up immigration-wise” on the old timeline, let alone “cows are right to be xenophobic,” let alone “cows are right to be xenophobic because they so treasure their current cushy lifestyles.”
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Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?
Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?
Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM