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DePalma Scarface is actually pretty legit except for the part where people in the club are fucking losing their shit laughing at Richard Belzer's worst warm-up routine ever.
January 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
DePalma Scarface is actually pretty legit except for the part where people in the club are fucking losing their shit laughing at Richard Belzer's worst warm-up routine ever.
OH MY GOD THE COLTS FUCKING HATE THEIR FANS TO END THE SEASON WITH A PLAY LIKE THAT. WOW. LOL
January 4, 2026 at 9:15 PM
OH MY GOD THE COLTS FUCKING HATE THEIR FANS TO END THE SEASON WITH A PLAY LIKE THAT. WOW. LOL
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We’re gonna put recent zoomer college grads who only submitted AI generated papers in charge of setting up Venezuela’s legal system.
it doesn't seem to be true that only rich venezuelans are happy that Maduro is gone. But the actual reaction I'm seeing, "I'm glad he's gone but I don't like Trump or the US and they should no longer be involved" is pretty much the same reaction Iraqis had in 2003, and we all know how that unfolded.
January 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
We’re gonna put recent zoomer college grads who only submitted AI generated papers in charge of setting up Venezuela’s legal system.
Another great trim and lineup from our friends at Great Clips, everybody.
January 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Another great trim and lineup from our friends at Great Clips, everybody.
What if instead of Senator Dick Durbin it was Senator Tyler Durden
January 4, 2026 at 5:46 PM
What if instead of Senator Dick Durbin it was Senator Tyler Durden
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This doodle got thousands of likes on Twitter in 2024, but like half of the comments were about buttfucking and I think that's dreadful. That's not what it depicts.
January 4, 2026 at 2:14 PM
This doodle got thousands of likes on Twitter in 2024, but like half of the comments were about buttfucking and I think that's dreadful. That's not what it depicts.
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Looking up Venezuela on my Wikipedia
January 4, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Looking up Venezuela on my Wikipedia
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A nuclear-armed U.S. under full totalitarian control is an existential threat to billions of people. To life on this planet.
It's up to us, U.S. citizens living here in the imperial core, to stop it. Nobody is coming to save us. Not the U.N., not the ICJ. It's us or it's nobody.
It's up to us, U.S. citizens living here in the imperial core, to stop it. Nobody is coming to save us. Not the U.N., not the ICJ. It's us or it's nobody.
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
A nuclear-armed U.S. under full totalitarian control is an existential threat to billions of people. To life on this planet.
It's up to us, U.S. citizens living here in the imperial core, to stop it. Nobody is coming to save us. Not the U.N., not the ICJ. It's us or it's nobody.
It's up to us, U.S. citizens living here in the imperial core, to stop it. Nobody is coming to save us. Not the U.N., not the ICJ. It's us or it's nobody.
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theyre going to destroy every country that ever dared to fight their way out from under the thumb of the united states and all you mealy mouthed fucking losers are gonna stare at your shoes saying “I don’t like how they went about it but these guys were no angels”
Marco Rubio on Cuba during the press conference: "If I lived in Havana and I was in the government, I'd be concerned ... at least a little bit"
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
theyre going to destroy every country that ever dared to fight their way out from under the thumb of the united states and all you mealy mouthed fucking losers are gonna stare at your shoes saying “I don’t like how they went about it but these guys were no angels”
I like how the other skeptical human in Pluribus is like a more sociable, less imbalanced Rorschach
January 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I like how the other skeptical human in Pluribus is like a more sociable, less imbalanced Rorschach
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
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look man at that point you get yourself arrested
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
look man at that point you get yourself arrested
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
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It’s not a fucking distraction from anything it is the thing itself.
January 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
It’s not a fucking distraction from anything it is the thing itself.
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1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 AM
1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
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this year
-scott's birthday is a saturday
-my birthday is a sunday and i get a free pto day for any nearby day
-halloween is a saturday
-christmas is a friday
-new years day is a friday
2026 rocks in advance
-scott's birthday is a saturday
-my birthday is a sunday and i get a free pto day for any nearby day
-halloween is a saturday
-christmas is a friday
-new years day is a friday
2026 rocks in advance
January 3, 2026 at 12:56 AM
this year
-scott's birthday is a saturday
-my birthday is a sunday and i get a free pto day for any nearby day
-halloween is a saturday
-christmas is a friday
-new years day is a friday
2026 rocks in advance
-scott's birthday is a saturday
-my birthday is a sunday and i get a free pto day for any nearby day
-halloween is a saturday
-christmas is a friday
-new years day is a friday
2026 rocks in advance
Fuck Chicago. Indy has its own bean!
January 3, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Fuck Chicago. Indy has its own bean!
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My favorite movies of 2025? Everything I saw except A House Of Dynamite basically
January 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
My favorite movies of 2025? Everything I saw except A House Of Dynamite basically