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1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 AM
1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
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this year
-scott's birthday is a saturday
-my birthday is a sunday and i get a free pto day for any nearby day
-halloween is a saturday
-christmas is a friday
-new years day is a friday
2026 rocks in advance
-scott's birthday is a saturday
-my birthday is a sunday and i get a free pto day for any nearby day
-halloween is a saturday
-christmas is a friday
-new years day is a friday
2026 rocks in advance
January 3, 2026 at 12:56 AM
this year
-scott's birthday is a saturday
-my birthday is a sunday and i get a free pto day for any nearby day
-halloween is a saturday
-christmas is a friday
-new years day is a friday
2026 rocks in advance
-scott's birthday is a saturday
-my birthday is a sunday and i get a free pto day for any nearby day
-halloween is a saturday
-christmas is a friday
-new years day is a friday
2026 rocks in advance
Fuck Chicago. Indy has its own bean!
January 3, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Fuck Chicago. Indy has its own bean!
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My favorite movies of 2025? Everything I saw except A House Of Dynamite basically
January 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
My favorite movies of 2025? Everything I saw except A House Of Dynamite basically
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somewhere in the 420s AD the third under-governor of some farflung colony gave himself an ulcer worrying for years that the rounding errors in his tax reports would eventually be uncovered by an imperial auditor who had in truth been cut in half by a visigoth a decade prior. that will not be me
January 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
somewhere in the 420s AD the third under-governor of some farflung colony gave himself an ulcer worrying for years that the rounding errors in his tax reports would eventually be uncovered by an imperial auditor who had in truth been cut in half by a visigoth a decade prior. that will not be me
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Liberal institutions are built for "the process" (audits, press releases, and fact-checks that take time). The GOP ecosystem is built for "the post." By the time Minnesota proves the centers were actually open, the money is gone and the death threats are sent.
January 2, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Liberal institutions are built for "the process" (audits, press releases, and fact-checks that take time). The GOP ecosystem is built for "the post." By the time Minnesota proves the centers were actually open, the money is gone and the death threats are sent.
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went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
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January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
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It's a small world, and you ain't in it!
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
It's a small world, and you ain't in it!
Hmm. See one, do one, teach one, imo
Trump again says his health is “PERFECT” and claims he “ACED” his third straight cognitive exam, a test given by doctors to detect signs of dementia
January 2, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Hmm. See one, do one, teach one, imo
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Good morning! It is January 2nd in the United Socialist States of America.
Today we commemorate Law Day. Laws should be made by the people!
We celebrate the mourning dove, zenaida macrouraA.
Todd Haynes was born on this day in 1961; Erroll Garner died today in 1977.
Today we commemorate Law Day. Laws should be made by the people!
We celebrate the mourning dove, zenaida macrouraA.
Todd Haynes was born on this day in 1961; Erroll Garner died today in 1977.
January 2, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Good morning! It is January 2nd in the United Socialist States of America.
Today we commemorate Law Day. Laws should be made by the people!
We celebrate the mourning dove, zenaida macrouraA.
Todd Haynes was born on this day in 1961; Erroll Garner died today in 1977.
Today we commemorate Law Day. Laws should be made by the people!
We celebrate the mourning dove, zenaida macrouraA.
Todd Haynes was born on this day in 1961; Erroll Garner died today in 1977.
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Personally if I still had the X app on my phone, I would wonder if having an app that generates CSAM on my phone was really a good idea
January 2, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Personally if I still had the X app on my phone, I would wonder if having an app that generates CSAM on my phone was really a good idea
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It’s like we are slaves to the grind
January 2, 2026 at 11:49 AM
It’s like we are slaves to the grind
Damn that is true
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Damn that is true
Even if Curt Cignetti wins the college football championship he'll still be looking for John Connor. Have you seen John Connor?
January 1, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Even if Curt Cignetti wins the college football championship he'll still be looking for John Connor. Have you seen John Connor?
The Chik Fil A Moo-ve on the Field should be the @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social's Cow Tools to Win the Game
January 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The Chik Fil A Moo-ve on the Field should be the @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social's Cow Tools to Win the Game
The 7-1 Indianapolis Colts
January 1, 2026 at 10:32 PM
The 7-1 Indianapolis Colts
Curt Cignetti is an actual demon that just happens to be fixated on college football
January 1, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Curt Cignetti is an actual demon that just happens to be fixated on college football
That's what's up
GOD DAMN IT YES
January 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
That's what's up
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They built a shed on top of the press box at Memorial Stadium so that John Mellencamp could smoke there.
January 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
They built a shed on top of the press box at Memorial Stadium so that John Mellencamp could smoke there.