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Minas Tirith City Planner
@chrisker.bsky.social
Old dad who watches too many movies

Letterboxd - https://boxd.it/lw5Z

Movies, politics, Indianapolis, baseball (usually Cardinals related), other stuff

(not a real city planner, just have some ideas for the White City of Gondor)
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@mets.com 457
@sfgiants.com 434
@nationals.com 1
@brewers.com 1 reply

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Cubs
HUGE FIRST BSKY POST
Ilhan Omar retweeted me once. Bless her, but what a goddamn nightmare.
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 20, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Carson Beck has a career in the movies as top henchman, if he wants it.
January 20, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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God willing the Hoosiers just closed the portal to hell that the Chicago Cubs opened in 2016.
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Fernando Mendoza is the rare football player with theater kid energy.
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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All hail our cornball overlord, a truly legendary dorkus
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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Congratulations to Pluribus Other Fernando Mendoza.
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Look. I don’t pay attention to the Colts or football, but the offensive coordinator is what now?
The Philadelphia Eagles have shown interest in the Colts' offensive coordinator Jim Bob Cooter.
Learn more here: https://fox59.com/sports/eagles-interested-in-colts-oc-jim-bob-cooter/ 

January 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Both sides are mad about the nuke headed our way, so it must be doing something right.
January 17, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Not that Liquid Glass is great or anything, but there’s also bullshit out there like this - someone screenshotting their widget/swipe left screen, setting it as their wallpaper and then screenshotting the lock screen on top of it and saying “hurr durr this is terrible”. Just reproduced this myself.
January 17, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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It's very similar to the phenomenon in small towns by which a dollar general opening can drive a grocery store out of business by pushing its number of customers below the threshold of viability. Then 4 more DGs open even though 85% of the consumers preferred the grocery store.
January 17, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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Eartha Kitt in Istanbul, 1949.
October 7, 2023 at 9:50 PM
Just watched Matewan last week. There’s a series of quiet but tense scenes after James Earl Jones has been tasked with killing an accused man he admires, and he’s so good in them. You know he’ll do it, but you can see how desperate he is for a reason not to.
January 17, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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I didn’t say Dreadstone was a good thing, you fucktacular assclown, I said Dreadstone presented an OPPORTUNITY for Democrats to pick up a few more rust belt seats among Obama-Trump voters IF the candidates STAY ON MESSAGE
January 11, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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New Polling Finds Americans Split On Dreadstone
January 11, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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I know OP doesn’t want to hear this, but unless her HOA had some sort of “asteroid provision” they are likely within their rights to start eviction proceedings
January 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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Last night, producers of the reality show announced in a statement that they had made the “humane” decision to not inform sequestered castmates ahead of Dreadstone’s arrival
January 15, 2026 at 6:23 AM
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Thank you for contacting me. I will be out of the office forever due to planetary annihilation. To tell you the truth, I never actually cared about scaling b2b applications for the enterprise
January 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
This is like one of those AI videos where they try to get a person to eat spaghetti naturally
Michael Rapaport eats exactly how you think he would
January 16, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Casting Bill Skarsgard as the guy in green is wonderfully old-school, anti movie reddit casting
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Someone make this an ad and run it during the Superbowl
🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
The Host (Bong Joon Ho, 2006)
January 15, 2026 at 10:13 PM
"OBAA had me on the edge of my seat for two hours"

"Ok, but what was the POINT?"
January 15, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Holy hell, what an obituary
Renfrew Christie Dies at 76; Sabotaged Racist Regime’s Nuclear Program
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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I see a lot of folks hand-wringing about this. It's simple: *all* of these companies have already used all of Wikipedia in their AI models. The question is whether they pay Wikipedia for this use, or whether they can continue to exploit the community entirely for free. bsky.app/profile/sara...
January 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM