Jac
@dairyqueenslime.bsky.social
machine men with machine minds and machine hearts
i have posted this before but i was legitimately surprised when i finally listened to Coheed and Cambria and found out they were Good
January 30, 2026 at 2:40 AM
i have posted this before but i was legitimately surprised when i finally listened to Coheed and Cambria and found out they were Good
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Meet the yellow watchman gobies! 👀🐠 Watchman gobies are named for a reason. With their big eyes and bold personalities, these little reef guardians spend their days perched near burrows, keeping a careful lookout and darting for cover when needed.
January 30, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Meet the yellow watchman gobies! 👀🐠 Watchman gobies are named for a reason. With their big eyes and bold personalities, these little reef guardians spend their days perched near burrows, keeping a careful lookout and darting for cover when needed.
god i fucking hate him
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 6:18 PM
god i fucking hate him
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Sales are down 60%. We’re losing billions of dollars each year. But that’s ok because somewhere there is an ancient cup, and it is very magical
January 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Sales are down 60%. We’re losing billions of dollars each year. But that’s ok because somewhere there is an ancient cup, and it is very magical
i am becoming the joker
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
i am becoming the joker
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes federal agents
January 28, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes federal agents
the dude issued tracking numbers for the nonexistent items at midnight last night and marked them delivered at 10am today, presumably to try and fuck up my dispute. Kill Your Self
my bank flagged me a month ago for fraud when i was buying groceries but somehow someone in Terre Haute, Indiana (a place I have never been) is able to spend thousands at 4 in the morning and they didn't see that as suspicious
ebay account got hacked and someone tried to buy $5000 of cooking implements across every payment method i had on there. i hope they die
January 28, 2026 at 4:42 PM
the dude issued tracking numbers for the nonexistent items at midnight last night and marked them delivered at 10am today, presumably to try and fuck up my dispute. Kill Your Self
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“I Let A Fella Crack My Wife. Turns Out Her Pussy Was Trash. Now She Over Here Crying Like I Did Sum” - NYT, 2026
Chile…
I Let My Wife Have an Affair. Do I Have to Console Her Now That It’s Over? www.nytimes.com/2026/01/24/m...
I Let My Wife Have an Affair. Do I Have to Console Her Now That It’s Over? www.nytimes.com/2026/01/24/m...
I Let My Wife Have an Affair. Do I Have to Console Her Now That It’s Over?
www.nytimes.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:37 PM
“I Let A Fella Crack My Wife. Turns Out Her Pussy Was Trash. Now She Over Here Crying Like I Did Sum” - NYT, 2026
Just because ghosts aren't real doesn't mean I can't be scared of them
January 28, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Just because ghosts aren't real doesn't mean I can't be scared of them
blood sacrifice does work you just gotta make sure you're sacrificing the right people
January 28, 2026 at 1:28 PM
blood sacrifice does work you just gotta make sure you're sacrificing the right people
Ayyy I'm deescalating ova here
January 28, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Ayyy I'm deescalating ova here
are u shitting me
Q: The demand was to get ICE and CBP out. To replace Bovino with Tom Homan...do you think that's a satisfactory change?
TIM WALZ: "I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt. ...My hope is that Tom Homan is different...that he is a true law enforcement professional."
TIM WALZ: "I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt. ...My hope is that Tom Homan is different...that he is a true law enforcement professional."
January 28, 2026 at 3:02 AM
are u shitting me
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my bank flagged me a month ago for fraud when i was buying groceries but somehow someone in Terre Haute, Indiana (a place I have never been) is able to spend thousands at 4 in the morning and they didn't see that as suspicious
ebay account got hacked and someone tried to buy $5000 of cooking implements across every payment method i had on there. i hope they die
January 28, 2026 at 2:38 AM
my bank flagged me a month ago for fraud when i was buying groceries but somehow someone in Terre Haute, Indiana (a place I have never been) is able to spend thousands at 4 in the morning and they didn't see that as suspicious
tim pool dropped out of school in 7th grade
Tim Pool: “I’m not licking the boot. It’s my boot. I voted for it. I’m the one stomping…”
This mindset is genuinely pathetic.
It’s an alpha fantasy: watching state violence and imagining you’re exercising power rather than the one submitting to it.
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This mindset is genuinely pathetic.
It’s an alpha fantasy: watching state violence and imagining you’re exercising power rather than the one submitting to it.
/1
January 28, 2026 at 12:13 AM
tim pool dropped out of school in 7th grade
do not reply to me with some dumb shit
January 27, 2026 at 10:29 PM
do not reply to me with some dumb shit
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if you are on here to run cover for the democrats as a party i do basically think of you as not a person. you're a p-zombie to me
January 27, 2026 at 9:06 PM
if you are on here to run cover for the democrats as a party i do basically think of you as not a person. you're a p-zombie to me
ebay account got hacked and someone tried to buy $5000 of cooking implements across every payment method i had on there. i hope they die
January 27, 2026 at 4:19 PM
ebay account got hacked and someone tried to buy $5000 of cooking implements across every payment method i had on there. i hope they die
everyone always says their city has the worst drivers but i have seen things here i had never seen before in my life
January 26, 2026 at 8:50 PM
everyone always says their city has the worst drivers but i have seen things here i had never seen before in my life
sweet tea is fucking gross
January 26, 2026 at 8:41 PM
sweet tea is fucking gross
Aliens probably got never-before-seen kinds of pussies
January 26, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Aliens probably got never-before-seen kinds of pussies
if you buy a gun the most important criteria is that it's a cool one
January 26, 2026 at 4:43 PM
if you buy a gun the most important criteria is that it's a cool one
continually having to beat the new hires' expectations into shape when they get a bright idea for a feature they want me to add because it would make their job "so much easier"
January 26, 2026 at 4:17 PM
continually having to beat the new hires' expectations into shape when they get a bright idea for a feature they want me to add because it would make their job "so much easier"
this has been my constant mood for a year now tidal.com/track/357302...
Rise Against - Life Less Frightening
Listen to Life Less Frightening on TIDAL
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January 26, 2026 at 2:29 AM
this has been my constant mood for a year now tidal.com/track/357302...