Jac
@dairyqueenslime.bsky.social
machine men with machine minds and machine hearts
Darren Aronofsky
January 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Darren Aronofsky
I don't think Borzois are dogs. I think they're a different thing
January 5, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I don't think Borzois are dogs. I think they're a different thing
My followers are composed of bones and sinew and bones and flesh and bones like anyone else
January 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
My followers are composed of bones and sinew and bones and flesh and bones like anyone else
i will admit i was skeptical of cartoon dog pussy at first. but after trying it, who can even begin to disagree with its efficacy
January 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
i will admit i was skeptical of cartoon dog pussy at first. but after trying it, who can even begin to disagree with its efficacy
i like reading a senator's Wikipedia page and it's like "he is a supporter of healthcare". that's crazy man, me too. thank u for your brave stance in favor of the Concept of Healthcare
January 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
i like reading a senator's Wikipedia page and it's like "he is a supporter of healthcare". that's crazy man, me too. thank u for your brave stance in favor of the Concept of Healthcare
there's a guy at work who presents himself as very tech-inclined and I've just noticed he's submitting all his reports with names like pdf(1).pdf which i'm sure will be really useful later when he has to revisit these for updates
January 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
there's a guy at work who presents himself as very tech-inclined and I've just noticed he's submitting all his reports with names like pdf(1).pdf which i'm sure will be really useful later when he has to revisit these for updates
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*they did surgery on a grape voice* they did breast augmentation on a cartoon dog
January 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
*they did surgery on a grape voice* they did breast augmentation on a cartoon dog
The Trump administration continues to be silent about the video game dog
January 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
The Trump administration continues to be silent about the video game dog
Peace talks continue
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Peace talks continue
Sex Pistols are like a bottom 10 band all time
January 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Sex Pistols are like a bottom 10 band all time
i do not think journalism is a real profession in the united states
January 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
i do not think journalism is a real profession in the united states
It's almost lunch time. Hold the line
January 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
It's almost lunch time. Hold the line
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exiting the time machine and giving every cave man i see a low taper fade
January 5, 2026 at 3:21 PM
exiting the time machine and giving every cave man i see a low taper fade
little green man abducts you and he's got a goatee what's your next move
conquest earth: "first encounter", official render, press kit material (1997) www.mobygames.com/game/2280/co...
January 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
little green man abducts you and he's got a goatee what's your next move
i live in an apartment that would have been exorbitantly expensive when i was a student, and the building is mostly millennial adults, but i have the misfortune of two of my wall-sharing neighbors being presumably part-time employed students who do not have to get up in the mornings
January 5, 2026 at 2:23 PM
i live in an apartment that would have been exorbitantly expensive when i was a student, and the building is mostly millennial adults, but i have the misfortune of two of my wall-sharing neighbors being presumably part-time employed students who do not have to get up in the mornings
downstairs neighbor started playing what sounded like a hip-hop skit but it was like 30 minutes long and then the "song" after was just a chopped and looped sample of a guy from the skit going "Yeah uh, Yeah yeah uh," for another hour
January 5, 2026 at 2:12 PM
downstairs neighbor started playing what sounded like a hip-hop skit but it was like 30 minutes long and then the "song" after was just a chopped and looped sample of a guy from the skit going "Yeah uh, Yeah yeah uh," for another hour
President Xi Jinping my country United States America cries out for liberation,, please send Chengdu J-20 fighter Aircraft immediately to neutralize Orange Menace, thank you
I extremely hate the policies and personality of Donald Trump to an insane degree but I’d be offended if China sent in team to kill a bunch of our civilians and military personnel and kidnap our leader and his wife and then declare that they now “ran” the United States, this isn’t hard
January 5, 2026 at 2:03 PM
President Xi Jinping my country United States America cries out for liberation,, please send Chengdu J-20 fighter Aircraft immediately to neutralize Orange Menace, thank you
No bro you haven't even used the latest model bro. They ironed out all the problems bro. Oh you used Gemini for that? lol that's obviously a problem for Claude. lol no that one is a DeepSeek problem. Bro you haven't even asked Poob about this one. This is a problem for Poob. Let's see what Poob says
January 5, 2026 at 1:38 PM
No bro you haven't even used the latest model bro. They ironed out all the problems bro. Oh you used Gemini for that? lol that's obviously a problem for Claude. lol no that one is a DeepSeek problem. Bro you haven't even asked Poob about this one. This is a problem for Poob. Let's see what Poob says
admin somehow learning just now that the real business of oil companies is simple collusion to manipulate supply and prices and dumping a bunch of oil on the market with no notice doesn't actually help them
January 5, 2026 at 2:44 AM
admin somehow learning just now that the real business of oil companies is simple collusion to manipulate supply and prices and dumping a bunch of oil on the market with no notice doesn't actually help them
The ass is a kind of 3D printer for doodoo
January 5, 2026 at 1:36 AM
The ass is a kind of 3D printer for doodoo
Getting to know one another in the biblical sense (crucifixion)
January 5, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Getting to know one another in the biblical sense (crucifixion)
The Thalmor sold crimson nirnroot in Riften to covertly fund right-wing Nord death squads across Skyrim
January 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
The Thalmor sold crimson nirnroot in Riften to covertly fund right-wing Nord death squads across Skyrim
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Please tell me you have more Nirnroot for me.
January 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Please tell me you have more Nirnroot for me.
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Just spitballing here but I don't think a free press would see it as their role to protect the US government
NEW: Plans for secret U.S. raid to capture Maduro leaked to the Washington Post and New York Times before it happened, but both decided not to publish to protect U.S. troops - Semafor
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Just spitballing here but I don't think a free press would see it as their role to protect the US government
It's called Indianapolis because Christopher Columbus got there and thought it was the capital of India
January 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
It's called Indianapolis because Christopher Columbus got there and thought it was the capital of India