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She/her/he/him are MY pronouns. You may NOT use them. Get your own 😡
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Heartwarming: this 14 year old was begging for a cigarette on the train platform. The entire community came together to buy him a pack.
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Heartwarming: this 14 year old was begging for a cigarette on the train platform. The entire community came together to buy him a pack.
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Jeffrey Epstein is like if Forrest Gump was real
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Jeffrey Epstein is like if Forrest Gump was real
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when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Bruh, girls don't even have spit. She just pissed in your mouth.
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Bruh, girls don't even have spit. She just pissed in your mouth.
I feel incredibly attacked when people dunk on this because I'm the kind of rat (who is kissing another rat) who will call the character Bladerunner no matter how much I know about the movie
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November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I feel incredibly attacked when people dunk on this because I'm the kind of rat (who is kissing another rat) who will call the character Bladerunner no matter how much I know about the movie
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snuffbait fishgirl who hides in barrels
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
snuffbait fishgirl who hides in barrels
Not really sold on government-run universal public healthcare because all of all the pack a day smokers who love to booze 'n cruise have imagined that it's the immigrants and the transgenders and the Aboriginals that are draining the system and the government loves to pander to their fake problems.
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Not really sold on government-run universal public healthcare because all of all the pack a day smokers who love to booze 'n cruise have imagined that it's the immigrants and the transgenders and the Aboriginals that are draining the system and the government loves to pander to their fake problems.
not even ethical to pat a moai head, which is the heritage of the Rapa Nui people, but it is very ethical to give me (two rats) a widdle pat
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November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
not even ethical to pat a moai head, which is the heritage of the Rapa Nui people, but it is very ethical to give me (two rats) a widdle pat
dont want to pat a hedgehog much better to pay a rat or two rats who are kissing
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November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
dont want to pat a hedgehog much better to pay a rat or two rats who are kissing
they got a gosh dang dinosaur in this place but no rat
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November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
they got a gosh dang dinosaur in this place but no rat
"OwO, what's this?" The prostate examiner asks as he pulls a photograph of him pulling the photograph out of my butt out of my butt. I hold it up to the crowd, who acclaim me the greatest magician in all of the land, while my girlfriend steals valuables from their cars.
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"OwO, what's this?" The prostate examiner asks as he pulls a photograph of him pulling the photograph out of my butt out of my butt. I hold it up to the crowd, who acclaim me the greatest magician in all of the land, while my girlfriend steals valuables from their cars.
after carefully avoiding sexual arousal for the past three and a half weeks, my penis has reverse-erectioned soft enough to phase through walls: an trait I now use to steal from banks
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
after carefully avoiding sexual arousal for the past three and a half weeks, my penis has reverse-erectioned soft enough to phase through walls: an trait I now use to steal from banks
it would reallllly help me to not get hard ever again if a brunette with short hair sent me t ummy pics, ahaha, that's somethijng that's the opposite of a turn on for me so it would totally help me stay chaste and pure if i could see a tummy picture now please, if i could lick tummy even
November 6, 2025 at 9:33 AM
it would reallllly help me to not get hard ever again if a brunette with short hair sent me t ummy pics, ahaha, that's somethijng that's the opposite of a turn on for me so it would totally help me stay chaste and pure if i could see a tummy picture now please, if i could lick tummy even
I want gay married t-boys to be able to protect their bathtub testosterone with guns and I am NOT legally allowed to say some of my other opinions
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I want gay married t-boys to be able to protect their bathtub testosterone with guns and I am NOT legally allowed to say some of my other opinions
Zohran Mamdani is an easy to pronounce name made out of nice, Anglo syllables but I still have no idea how to pronounce Cuomo and I thought it was "Silwa" until yesterday.
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Zohran Mamdani is an easy to pronounce name made out of nice, Anglo syllables but I still have no idea how to pronounce Cuomo and I thought it was "Silwa" until yesterday.
I don't believe this is a thing at all
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I don't believe this is a thing at all
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