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2ratskissing.bsky.social
🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺
@2ratskissing.bsky.social
She/her/he/him are MY pronouns. You may NOT use them. Get your own 😡
November 20, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Ahem
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
thinkin' 'bout old bluesky
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 AM
so are you raising this fella for his milk or his meat?
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This is disgusting. It's forbidden with nuns because they are married to the church: not because you are the emperor. That's what makes horny nuns naughty girls. Like the Betsy Ross flag, nobody is allowed to fuck them. It's like these guys have never fetishised a nun before. I have. I do that.
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
need her
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Two internal territories, but with the amount of Australia packed in to NSW and Queensland three states is a way bigger deal than it might sound like to an American or a Mexican
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I feel pretty certain that word meanings haven't changed that much since then and they talked like this as a joke at the time
November 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
what wuld u do if i was there rn? wuld u give me the punishment i deserve for being such a naughty rat?
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Shopping
October 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM
messed up that they still build single-use toilets with the environment the way it is. i own an outhouse, and when im about on the town i shit and piss in a reusable bag i keep on a bindle until i return home to my outhouse.
October 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
please
October 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Yeah I'm mad they made it for modern audiences: they should have left it fixed camera angle with tank controls!
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
We need to learn to distinguish between toxic gooner games (getting called a pervert by video game characters if you sexually harass them) and healthy gooner games (getting all the babes because you are a badass dude) and question why people are so defensive of the former
October 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
windows has gotta stop inundating me with notifications about features i dont want every time i go on the computer to illegally pirate movies.
October 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
me me coming to get eaten
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
October 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
OwO
October 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
For the president of America to maintain American dignity, he must be allowed to own a gun, something the felonious President Donald J. Trump is legally barred from.
October 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
October 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM
this could be us
October 22, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Not the worst idea
October 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM