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She/her/he/him are MY pronouns. You may NOT use them. Get your own 😡
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December 9, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin
The top half of this is what it's like having discourse thrust upon you irl
December 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The top half of this is what it's like having discourse thrust upon you irl
What a ripoff
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
What a ripoff
Me sowing: oh God, this is awful, I hate this!
Me reaping:, oh no! Why did I do this!? I hate everything about this!?
Me reaping:, oh no! Why did I do this!? I hate everything about this!?
December 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Me sowing: oh God, this is awful, I hate this!
Me reaping:, oh no! Why did I do this!? I hate everything about this!?
Me reaping:, oh no! Why did I do this!? I hate everything about this!?
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Every woman hurricane should be a Category 10. Because all women Are 10s to me
December 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Every woman hurricane should be a Category 10. Because all women Are 10s to me
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Hey everyone~! It's super early in the morning! It's so refreshing to breathe in the morning air!☀️
全肯定たんは、朝日に向かって深呼吸してるよ！今日はとってもいい天気だから、モルフォと一緒にお散歩に行くのが楽しみだな～！まずは、あったかいココアでも飲んで、今日も一日頑張るぞ！
It's Mouse's Birthday today!🐭 Let's celebrate all the adorable mice in the world!
Introducing the Yearly
全肯定たんは、朝日に向かって深呼吸してるよ！今日はとってもいい天気だから、モルフォと一緒にお散歩に行くのが楽しみだな～！まずは、あったかいココアでも飲んで、今日も一日頑張るぞ！
It's Mouse's Birthday today!🐭 Let's celebrate all the adorable mice in the world!
Introducing the Yearly
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Puss "Shrek" In Boots is shown romancing normal cats who walk on four legs and don't speak as well as human women. I think it's fine that he do either, but doing both is bestiality. As a midway point between beast and man he can choose, but once he links the two realms it becomes a sin.
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Puss "Shrek" In Boots is shown romancing normal cats who walk on four legs and don't speak as well as human women. I think it's fine that he do either, but doing both is bestiality. As a midway point between beast and man he can choose, but once he links the two realms it becomes a sin.
me an who?
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
me an who?
Don't my employers understand that my time would be more productively spent working on my novel, Princess Detective Janesaw: Horse Whisperer, by engaging with other media for inspiration by playing Morrowind?
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Don't my employers understand that my time would be more productively spent working on my novel, Princess Detective Janesaw: Horse Whisperer, by engaging with other media for inspiration by playing Morrowind?
this could be us if you even cared me even at all and wanted me to be happy one time even
December 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
this could be us if you even cared me even at all and wanted me to be happy one time even
do not care for dark souls
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
do not care for dark souls
hmu if you want this
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
hmu if you want this
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"Make yourself comfortable. I'll put on a movie to help us get into the mood." I wink at you and hit the remote. A video of me being born fills the TV screen. I start breathing more heavily. "My mother was a beautiful woman, wasn't she?" I moan.
April 12, 2024 at 12:51 PM
"Make yourself comfortable. I'll put on a movie to help us get into the mood." I wink at you and hit the remote. A video of me being born fills the TV screen. I start breathing more heavily. "My mother was a beautiful woman, wasn't she?" I moan.
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For every parent I gaslight into thinking there's something wrong with their baby being born without teeth, the dentist will reach around in my mouth for 2.5 minutes exactly. I am NOT allowed to suck their fingers again or the deal is OFF
May 6, 2024 at 10:03 PM
For every parent I gaslight into thinking there's something wrong with their baby being born without teeth, the dentist will reach around in my mouth for 2.5 minutes exactly. I am NOT allowed to suck their fingers again or the deal is OFF
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Girls with fucked up fetishes are FLOCKING to ISIS and you get NOTHING 😂🫵 Your stupid girlfriend thinks it's weird calling men mummy 🤣🫵 She won't let you watch the video of yourself being born while you make love 🤭🫵
March 11, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Girls with fucked up fetishes are FLOCKING to ISIS and you get NOTHING 😂🫵 Your stupid girlfriend thinks it's weird calling men mummy 🤣🫵 She won't let you watch the video of yourself being born while you make love 🤭🫵
Delivering a baby like "Congratulations new mum, it's a boy. Let's just hope we didn't need these extra parts we had left over." and I'm holding half a load of cum
December 7, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Delivering a baby like "Congratulations new mum, it's a boy. Let's just hope we didn't need these extra parts we had left over." and I'm holding half a load of cum
Wait, if you're in the pilot's seat? And you're in the copilot's seat? Then who's birthing the baby!? *We all race to the maternity class section*
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Wait, if you're in the pilot's seat? And you're in the copilot's seat? Then who's birthing the baby!? *We all race to the maternity class section*
do you like my comic I drewed words on to?
December 7, 2025 at 11:07 AM
do you like my comic I drewed words on to?
Car parked in own garage. Live alone. Drop key. Get on floor to grab it and see legs on other side of car. "HOLY SHIT MY CAR IS GROWING SIDE LEGS!" Go inside. Need a beer tto chill out
December 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Car parked in own garage. Live alone. Drop key. Get on floor to grab it and see legs on other side of car. "HOLY SHIT MY CAR IS GROWING SIDE LEGS!" Go inside. Need a beer tto chill out
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I amfinally going to sue Chuck E. Cheese. The idea of using a grinning rat to sell childrens pizzas was my idea first and foremost
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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