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Jac
@dairyqueenslime.bsky.social
machine men with machine minds and machine hearts
They are bringing back the Wooper
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
a free cancer therapy center in their garage
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
got their ass
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
[the rest of D12 to Bizarre]
"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about gay sex with your dad everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
hol up y'all i'm searchin for my latex,,
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i think it rocks that all the absolute fucking detritus obsessed with the Crusades don't know shit about them
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
she meant Kyle MacLachlan when she wrote that
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
having 30k followers and deleting posts because you got yelled at is dishonorable, servile behavior
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
remember this
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
November 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
the right is trying to rehab frats over on twitter
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
November 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
so true
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
lol
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
November 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Now we only have Funky Boy
November 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
"art grade" yeah alright
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
remembering a thread on twitter where a woman with a face tattoo and a dodge charger as her banner was throwing a shitfit about her 5th grader getting sex ed because she didn't bother reading the permission slip she was signing
October 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
is this good
October 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
October 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
October 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM