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I was retweeted by an astronaut once.

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This is my empire of dirt.
Oh man. The amber alert own was probably a top 5 moment of Twitter for me.
The next time you hear “how could a loving God send people to Hell?” I would like you to ask “how could a loving God not?”
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.
February 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Do y’all remember Storm Johnson?
February 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
A Dropbox link to download a PDF.

Incredible. No one is moving like Ed.
Made an annotated version of "Something Big Is Coming" for all of you to enjoy. I hate this guy's writing so much
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/qw6k5...
February 13, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Greensboro moves different, man.
February 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
They’re calling it the worst coaching staff ever assembled. You’re hearing it more and more.
The Titans are expected to hire Dave Borgonzi as linebackers coach, per source.

The brother of Tennessee GM Mike Borgonzi, Dave has been a highly respected assistant for years. Now he teams up with Robert Saleh, Gus Bradley and company in Tennessee.
February 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
RIP to the guy casually reading Slaughterhouse Five on the bench before he throws a HEATER with no warm up. 🫡
RIP to the guy who ended Coach Bud Kilmer's career
February 12, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I threw a can into the trash and hand to God it sounded like the Microsoft Teams chime.
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
“Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks.”
House Dems have once again achieved full attendance on this vote series, a thing Republicans have only managed to do on one vote in 2026. An impressive run by House Dem leaders to begin the year
House now taking the first of two procedural votes which include language embedded by Republican leadership that would surrender congressional powers to block Trump’s tariffs until August. They’ve passed these measures several times over the past year; this extension expected to be a close vote
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
American Exceptionalism 🇺🇸
i've seen british men wearing jacksonville jaguars jerseys. the *jaguars*
February 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Imagine living in a country with a functioning Federal Communications Commission.

Couldn’t be me. 🇺🇸
8 spam calls in the last 20 minutes.
February 10, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.
February 10, 2026 at 10:09 AM
You know what to do, @dennycarter.bsky.social.
The Benito effect... activity on Bluesky spiked 70% during the Super Bowl 👀
February 10, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I just received an incredibly important email.
February 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
My “Don’t Panic” t-shirt is getting a lot of questions I thought the t-shirt would answer.
The White House just sent a "Don't Panic" email. That'll do it
February 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
That’s it. That’s the fulcrum of the game.
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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PBS kids is sending me
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
True Life: I just choked up watching a Budweiser Super Bowl commercial.
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Pokémon out here running Super Bowl ads just for the love of the game?

We are so back.
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
IS THAT RICKY FUCKING MARTIN?
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I apologize, Bad Bunny, I was not familiar with your game. This halftime show rips.
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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I’m sure Florida DOGE is on the case!
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM