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Ryan Day
@ryanday.bsky.social
I was retweeted by an astronaut once.

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7-4. Scoreboard. Nothing matters. Eat Arby’s.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
*whispers*

I did this but with seven-layer dip and I’m ashamed to admit it at normal speaking volume.
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Dave, this is gonna suck to hear, but it’s one of your funniest graphics.
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
We call that a Trevor Lawrence in these parts.
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
They’re all chasing BOLTFN0 who has escaped containment.
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This is the Bluesky equivalent of a green screen.
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Oh, gotcha. Yeah, that’s fair.
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Double down on something most voters don’t care about?
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I still remember the first time I made it.

Shit was incredible. It’s still in rotation in THIS house. 🙏🏼
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’m sure I’ll fall asleep to this movie at some point next week.
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Self care >>>
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
No we’re not, idiot.
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM