Dan
thatstatboy.bsky.social
Dan
@thatstatboy.bsky.social
The Richard Deitsch of Tealsky.
8 spam calls in the last 20 minutes.
February 10, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I’ve re-watched that halftime show roughly 582130519 times.
February 9, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
God damn that was fun.
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Are Schefter or Rapaport gonna report on Tisch and Kraft or nah?
January 30, 2026 at 10:48 PM
LFG
The Jaguars announced that OC Grant Udinski and DC Anthony Campanile have both agreed to terms to remain in Jacksonville for 2026.
January 27, 2026 at 8:59 PM
January 27, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Too lazy to scroll. I thought Trevor was a first alternate?
January 26, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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Teams during regular season that were above 0% DVOA on offense and below 0% DVOA on defense:

Rams, Colts, Lions, Seahawks, Chiefs, Jaguars, Broncos, and Steelers.

(In order by offense)
How many teams in the league are above average on O and D other than those 4?
January 25, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Won’t have to worry about elements next year when the playoffs go through Duval county.
January 25, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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rocking the NFC Pro Bowl hat Rob Lowe-style to root against the Patriots at the Super Bowl watch party
January 25, 2026 at 11:05 PM
These playoffs have been painful to watch.
Jags should've won the AFC
January 25, 2026 at 9:37 PM
There’s only one solution to this.
January 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Good morning winners
December 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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The 10-4 Jaguars vs. the 12-2 Broncos is a marquee game in the NFL playoff race, but the NFL isn't giving it marquee exposure. It will be a regional broadcast that most Fox affiliates won't show.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Jaguars-Broncos is a marquee game, but NFL isn't giving it marquee exposure
Sunday's Jaguars-Broncos game is a big one.
www.nbcsports.com
December 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Confetti season loading 🎊 @aaronschatz.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Quick Reads Week 15 is now updated with MNF, the best and worst players of the week by DYAR plus a look at Trevor Lawrence's big game in Jaguars history.

ftnfantasy.com/nfl/week-15-...
Week 15 Quick Reads: Trevor Lawrence is the Greatest Jaguar
Trevor Lawrence enjoys one of the best days in Jaguars history, plus the rest of the best and worst players of Week 15 by DYAR.
ftnfantasy.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Do the Jags have any clinching scenarios next week? Assuming the Steelers beat the dolphins tonight…
December 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
We’re not gonna last another three years with this guy. Shit we might not make it to two.
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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For the next time you hear Trump say he inherited an inflation mess.

@mikezaccardi.bsky.social #CPI
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Awesome
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
1.5 hours to get from tapestry park to Beachwalk 🙃
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Alright I can’t stop laughing at that RFK video lmaooo
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Remaining defensive schedule by average offensive DVOA of opponents, easiest.

28 Patriots -2.9%
29 Ravens -2.9%
30 Jaguars -3.5%
31 Bills -4.5%
32 Saints -12.7% (!!!!!!!!)
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM