Nate
banner
thenatewolf.bsky.social
Nate
@thenatewolf.bsky.social
1/3 of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social
Me talking to my brother: hello

Me talking to someone who likes the same pens as me: PEN BROTHERRRRR!!!!
December 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’d put Chris Parnell in my SNL top ten but that’s just because I’m one of the few gifted children who grew up to be a gifted adult.
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I really wish I was here to see it happen. It was probably like “shhhhhlunk”
December 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ep. 134 of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social is Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas (1977) starring me, @murrman5.bsky.social and @ladybroseph.bsky.social with special quiz from @katvonwitt.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Reposted by Nate
Yay! Try the entertainment of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social

We watched a hidden gem that new generations are rediscovering,
Emmett Otters Jug Band Christmas.

Thank you @thenatewolf.bsky.social & @murrman5.bsky.social for making every week a holiday.

open.spotify.com/episode/5bKV...
Spotify – Web Player
open.spotify.com
December 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
They can tell how strong I am by watching me shovel. I’m peeling fat rolls and tossing them mid-yard, I’m going wide enough to peek a little green on either side. One couple had to move away because it was giving them both confusing feelings.
December 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Reposted by Nate
I must not cheer.
Cheer is the mind-killer.
Cheer is the little-death that brings festive obliteration.
I will face cheer.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
Where the cheer has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
December 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Reposted by Nate
Hey bud could i bum a quick kiss off ya?
July 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Advertising really works. Like when you’re at the grocery store trying to decide what cheese to buy, and then you remember Wayne Gretzky told you to gamble on sports on your phone.
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Really feeling the Christmas spirit today (gave them a quick death even though they lacked honor)
December 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Look at him go!
December 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Reposted by Nate
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great

*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess

DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?

VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject

The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Getting sued for the contents of my Super Survival Packs™

As if whimsy won’t be important in the dark future.
December 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Everyone is so surprised when they find out how long my hair is, but by then it's too late. It tightens each time they exhale. There is no point in struggling.
December 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
-26c
I’m braver than Shackleton, braver than Frodo.
December 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Devil: oh wow you’re already doing it. I was coming here to tempt you.

Me: [munching apple] you smoke, bro?
December 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Did the Flintstones ever use an octopus as a pen? It would make sense because the ink is already in there and they strike me as ancient.
December 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I would share this with you because I’m kind and perfect
December 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I am not a minion…

*a single, defiant tear streaks down my face*

and you’re no Gru.
December 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Amateur Foley artist, no industry connections, almost impossible to get anyone at the studios to listen to my squelches.
December 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Me: do busses have snow tires?

Bus driver: 8 questions is enough. Please sit down.
December 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Me: I think I might be the chosen one.

Morpheus: it’s absolutely not you. We’re not even going to look into the possibility.
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Reposted by Nate
NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ THE GRINCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS
-pterodactyl
-Argentina
-like an ape
-I hope it gets pee on it
-two ingredients
-Brent’s guys
-bat sword
-quiz, ratings and medals

open.spotify.com/episode/4puE2A…

podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the�
��
December 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Reposted by Nate
Before How the Grinch Stole Christmas! we didn't know Christmas was a feeling.

Join @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social to celebrate a triumph of art & culture.

Cindy Lou Who @thenatewolf.bsky.social
The Grinch @murrman5.bsky.social
Max @ladybroseph.bsky.social

open.spotify.com/episode/4puE...
How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)
open.spotify.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Can I interest any of you in a suspicious lemonade?
December 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM