Isabel Zaw-Tun
@izzyzaw.bsky.social
Pigeon fancier (unofficial)
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Isabel Zaw-Tun
@izzyzaw.bsky.social
· Nov 20
My comedy album is HERE! I hope you listen to it and have a nice little laugh in your apartment or house or shack or wherever the MASH paper assigned you for life.
Album design by the very wonderful @bornmiserable.bsky.social!
Listen to it through whatever platform you want: lnk.to/GBP
Album design by the very wonderful @bornmiserable.bsky.social!
Listen to it through whatever platform you want: lnk.to/GBP
astounding to me how "make America great again" was referring to fascism and NOT classic refrigerators with lazy susan trays in them. Really missed the point with that slogan.
January 14, 2026 at 9:19 PM
astounding to me how "make America great again" was referring to fascism and NOT classic refrigerators with lazy susan trays in them. Really missed the point with that slogan.
Terrible day for this man
January 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Terrible day for this man
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(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
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Hamlet, hear: whilst sleeping in my orchard, thy uncle stole with juice of cursèd hebona and in the porches of my ears did pour the leprous distilment. But! Within mine ears were mine Loop Earplugs. Thus, I dith not die! Hamlet, my son, useth code KINGOFDENMARK at checkout to secure a 10% discount,
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hamlet, hear: whilst sleeping in my orchard, thy uncle stole with juice of cursèd hebona and in the porches of my ears did pour the leprous distilment. But! Within mine ears were mine Loop Earplugs. Thus, I dith not die! Hamlet, my son, useth code KINGOFDENMARK at checkout to secure a 10% discount,
Finally, we have created an AI that uses AI for you! Thinking is a fool's game! Instead of spending valuable masturbating time thinking of a prompt, just collapse your atrophied balloon animal body onto this big button & groan sluggishly into the mic. Hm? No, if you groan despairingly, it won't work
January 6, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Finally, we have created an AI that uses AI for you! Thinking is a fool's game! Instead of spending valuable masturbating time thinking of a prompt, just collapse your atrophied balloon animal body onto this big button & groan sluggishly into the mic. Hm? No, if you groan despairingly, it won't work
Now I'm not saying I'm an expert on economy money stuff or anything, but the housing market got suspiciously terrible right after we stopped putting sick ass wrap-around porches on everything
January 6, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Now I'm not saying I'm an expert on economy money stuff or anything, but the housing market got suspiciously terrible right after we stopped putting sick ass wrap-around porches on everything
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My new year’s resolution is to not be cloven in twain
January 2, 2026 at 3:25 AM
My new year’s resolution is to not be cloven in twain
Pam Beesly handing Creed Bratton a picture puzzle:
January 6, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Pam Beesly handing Creed Bratton a picture puzzle:
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I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.
August 21, 2023 at 8:19 PM
I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.
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to buy, or not to buy, that is the question:
Hamlet, hear: whilst sleeping in my orchard, thy uncle stole with juice of cursèd hebona and in the porches of my ears did pour the leprous distilment. But! Within mine ears were mine Loop Earplugs. Thus, I dith not die! Hamlet, my son, useth code KINGOFDENMARK at checkout to secure a 10% discount,
January 6, 2026 at 2:44 AM
to buy, or not to buy, that is the question:
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mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes
me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
May 1, 2023 at 7:49 PM
mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes
me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
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Me: I'm going to spend some time reflecting on New Year's Day.
Secret Dracula: Me too. I love reflecting and I love the day.
Secret Dracula: Me too. I love reflecting and I love the day.
December 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Me: I'm going to spend some time reflecting on New Year's Day.
Secret Dracula: Me too. I love reflecting and I love the day.
Secret Dracula: Me too. I love reflecting and I love the day.
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No offense, bro, but you’re being a detestable slithering creature right now. A snake demon of sorts
January 5, 2026 at 11:38 PM
No offense, bro, but you’re being a detestable slithering creature right now. A snake demon of sorts
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DR: are you hydrating
ME: yes but my name isn't drating
ME: yes but my name isn't drating
January 5, 2026 at 7:44 PM
DR: are you hydrating
ME: yes but my name isn't drating
ME: yes but my name isn't drating
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i’m not seeing here in the constitution where it says every single day must be insane
July 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i’m not seeing here in the constitution where it says every single day must be insane
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[releases helium-filled heart balloon]
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
May 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
[releases helium-filled heart balloon]
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
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We fled, taking shelter in a Before Times roller rink.
Inside, the zombie horde slow-skating in a loop stopped and turned to look at us, collectively changing direction under the twinkling disco ball as Flock of Seagulls skipped over the PA system.
Inside, the zombie horde slow-skating in a loop stopped and turned to look at us, collectively changing direction under the twinkling disco ball as Flock of Seagulls skipped over the PA system.
January 4, 2026 at 11:55 PM
We fled, taking shelter in a Before Times roller rink.
Inside, the zombie horde slow-skating in a loop stopped and turned to look at us, collectively changing direction under the twinkling disco ball as Flock of Seagulls skipped over the PA system.
Inside, the zombie horde slow-skating in a loop stopped and turned to look at us, collectively changing direction under the twinkling disco ball as Flock of Seagulls skipped over the PA system.
The hairdresser holds up the mirror so I can see the back of my haircut but she accidentally uses the mirror that reveals how you die. I see my 80-year-old self tumbling down a hill after slacklining for the 1st time. I never know how to react in these situations, so I just mumble "wow I love it"
January 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The hairdresser holds up the mirror so I can see the back of my haircut but she accidentally uses the mirror that reveals how you die. I see my 80-year-old self tumbling down a hill after slacklining for the 1st time. I never know how to react in these situations, so I just mumble "wow I love it"
Damn, Stranger Things went on for so long Millie Bobby Brown is now officially too old for Drake to be interested in her
January 1, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Damn, Stranger Things went on for so long Millie Bobby Brown is now officially too old for Drake to be interested in her
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You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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Me, unable to post a good joke for days: I am shadow banned
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Me, unable to post a good joke for days: I am shadow banned
Lord grant me the confidence of someone who puts “comedian” in all their social media handles after going to three open mics
December 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Lord grant me the confidence of someone who puts “comedian” in all their social media handles after going to three open mics
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I think enough time has passed that I can now begin my campaign for the Choctaw Vampire Hunters from Sinners to get their own movie trilogy
December 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I think enough time has passed that I can now begin my campaign for the Choctaw Vampire Hunters from Sinners to get their own movie trilogy