Isabel Zaw-Tun
@izzyzaw.bsky.social
Pigeon fancier (unofficial)
Pinned
Isabel Zaw-Tun
@izzyzaw.bsky.social
· Nov 20
My comedy album is HERE! I hope you listen to it and have a nice little laugh in your apartment or house or shack or wherever the MASH paper assigned you for life.
Album design by the very wonderful @bornmiserable.bsky.social!
Listen to it through whatever platform you want: lnk.to/GBP
Album design by the very wonderful @bornmiserable.bsky.social!
Listen to it through whatever platform you want: lnk.to/GBP
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tun
No offense, bro, but you’re being a detestable slithering creature right now. A snake demon of sorts
January 5, 2026 at 11:38 PM
No offense, bro, but you’re being a detestable slithering creature right now. A snake demon of sorts
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tun
DR: are you hydrating
ME: yes but my name isn't drating
ME: yes but my name isn't drating
January 5, 2026 at 7:44 PM
DR: are you hydrating
ME: yes but my name isn't drating
ME: yes but my name isn't drating
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tun
i’m not seeing here in the constitution where it says every single day must be insane
July 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i’m not seeing here in the constitution where it says every single day must be insane
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tun
[releases helium-filled heart balloon]
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
May 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
[releases helium-filled heart balloon]
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tun
We fled, taking shelter in a Before Times roller rink.
Inside, the zombie horde slow-skating in a loop stopped and turned to look at us, collectively changing direction under the twinkling disco ball as Flock of Seagulls skipped over the PA system.
Inside, the zombie horde slow-skating in a loop stopped and turned to look at us, collectively changing direction under the twinkling disco ball as Flock of Seagulls skipped over the PA system.
January 4, 2026 at 11:55 PM
We fled, taking shelter in a Before Times roller rink.
Inside, the zombie horde slow-skating in a loop stopped and turned to look at us, collectively changing direction under the twinkling disco ball as Flock of Seagulls skipped over the PA system.
Inside, the zombie horde slow-skating in a loop stopped and turned to look at us, collectively changing direction under the twinkling disco ball as Flock of Seagulls skipped over the PA system.
The hairdresser holds up the mirror so I can see the back of my haircut but she accidentally uses the mirror that reveals how you die. I see my 80-year-old self tumbling down a hill after slacklining for the 1st time. I never know how to react in these situations, so I just mumble "wow I love it"
January 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The hairdresser holds up the mirror so I can see the back of my haircut but she accidentally uses the mirror that reveals how you die. I see my 80-year-old self tumbling down a hill after slacklining for the 1st time. I never know how to react in these situations, so I just mumble "wow I love it"
Damn, Stranger Things went on for so long Millie Bobby Brown is now officially too old for Drake to be interested in her
January 1, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Damn, Stranger Things went on for so long Millie Bobby Brown is now officially too old for Drake to be interested in her
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tun
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tun
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tun
Me, unable to post a good joke for days: I am shadow banned
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Me, unable to post a good joke for days: I am shadow banned
Lord grant me the confidence of someone who puts “comedian” in all their social media handles after going to three open mics
December 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Lord grant me the confidence of someone who puts “comedian” in all their social media handles after going to three open mics
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tun
I think enough time has passed that I can now begin my campaign for the Choctaw Vampire Hunters from Sinners to get their own movie trilogy
December 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I think enough time has passed that I can now begin my campaign for the Choctaw Vampire Hunters from Sinners to get their own movie trilogy
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tun
Ways to enter a room, ranked:
4. Door - Boring
3. Window - Not bad, but you can do better
2. Crashing through the wall - Respectable but deriviative
1. Hacking through the floorboards with a fire axe - Now we're talking
4. Door - Boring
3. Window - Not bad, but you can do better
2. Crashing through the wall - Respectable but deriviative
1. Hacking through the floorboards with a fire axe - Now we're talking
December 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Ways to enter a room, ranked:
4. Door - Boring
3. Window - Not bad, but you can do better
2. Crashing through the wall - Respectable but deriviative
1. Hacking through the floorboards with a fire axe - Now we're talking
4. Door - Boring
3. Window - Not bad, but you can do better
2. Crashing through the wall - Respectable but deriviative
1. Hacking through the floorboards with a fire axe - Now we're talking
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tun
Everyone makes fun of the third wise man for gifting myrrh.
It’s old-timey A+D ointment.
He brought diaper rash cream.
Most relevant baby gift there.
It’s old-timey A+D ointment.
He brought diaper rash cream.
Most relevant baby gift there.
June 17, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Everyone makes fun of the third wise man for gifting myrrh.
It’s old-timey A+D ointment.
He brought diaper rash cream.
Most relevant baby gift there.
It’s old-timey A+D ointment.
He brought diaper rash cream.
Most relevant baby gift there.
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tun
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
A Minority Report type future, where the pre-cogs identify future criminals but instead of arresting them we get them connected with social programs and supports so that they never have to become criminals in the first place
December 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
A Minority Report type future, where the pre-cogs identify future criminals but instead of arresting them we get them connected with social programs and supports so that they never have to become criminals in the first place
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
A Minority Report type future, where the pre-cogs identify future criminals but instead of arresting them we get them connected with social programs and supports so that they never have to become criminals in the first place
no more Big Boulet and Ltitle Boulet, now it’s Vice Principal Boulet and Guidance Counsellor Boulet. You know which one is which
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
no more Big Boulet and Ltitle Boulet, now it’s Vice Principal Boulet and Guidance Counsellor Boulet. You know which one is which
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tun
you can’t tell me what to do, you’re not the wandering spirit of a girl who was murdered several centuries ago who inhabited my body to use as a vessel for vengeance against the descendants of her killers
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
you can’t tell me what to do, you’re not the wandering spirit of a girl who was murdered several centuries ago who inhabited my body to use as a vessel for vengeance against the descendants of her killers
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tun
[werner herzog voice] the dog chases and yearns for it’s own tail as the enteral spin of this furry ouroboros marches in place
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
[werner herzog voice] the dog chases and yearns for it’s own tail as the enteral spin of this furry ouroboros marches in place
Quentin Tarantino is now attacking someone he calls “the All Spice Guy,” saying he’s “the stinkiest commercial actor ever.” When asked if he meant Isaiah Mustafa, the handsome Old Spice guy, Tarantino yelled “he’s not THAT handsome!” Bystanders report he “got all red in the face” and “spat a little”
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Quentin Tarantino is now attacking someone he calls “the All Spice Guy,” saying he’s “the stinkiest commercial actor ever.” When asked if he meant Isaiah Mustafa, the handsome Old Spice guy, Tarantino yelled “he’s not THAT handsome!” Bystanders report he “got all red in the face” and “spat a little”
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tun
He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
This woman owns a beachfront property lol. In the summertime she stands on her back porch scowling at the revellers in the sand like the grinch atop Mount Crumpit
December 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This woman owns a beachfront property lol. In the summertime she stands on her back porch scowling at the revellers in the sand like the grinch atop Mount Crumpit
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tun
Being alive right now is trying to balance “I want to stay informed” with “this is actively destroying my mental health”
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Being alive right now is trying to balance “I want to stay informed” with “this is actively destroying my mental health”