vineyille
@vineyille.bsky.social
Standing in the Wawa convinced I'm a god
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vineyille
@vineyille.bsky.social
· Oct 2
Fell asleep while eating a sub in my medbed and my body has undergone a transformation that can only be described as "Mike's Way"
[at my comedy central roast after Joyce Carol Oates reads me to filth for 45 straight minutes] Psh yeah right
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
[at my comedy central roast after Joyce Carol Oates reads me to filth for 45 straight minutes] Psh yeah right
Become a fellow arts supporter!! Support Tara’s art!
THANK YOU @vineyille.bsky.social for your pledge to my short film fundraiser campaign! now this is a pal who “supports the arts.”
don’t be mad but I’m raising money to make a short film. it’s inspired by my experience with cervical cancer/subsequent partial hysto (“Everything but the Ovaries”) and can somebody help me here: seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Become a fellow arts supporter!! Support Tara’s art!
Alan Dershowitz has killed himself on celebrity wheel of fortune
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Alan Dershowitz has killed himself on celebrity wheel of fortune
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Central Park's first Barred Owl of the season (and the first in a few years) rests today in the North Woods. 🦉 ❤️
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Central Park's first Barred Owl of the season (and the first in a few years) rests today in the North Woods. 🦉 ❤️
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I stopped meditating every morning and instead just watch that video of the ewok moonwalking and humping Al Roker's leg every morning and nothing in my life changed.
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I stopped meditating every morning and instead just watch that video of the ewok moonwalking and humping Al Roker's leg every morning and nothing in my life changed.
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(Kate Beckinsale vampire voice) for centuries a war has raged between sports and weather
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
(Kate Beckinsale vampire voice) for centuries a war has raged between sports and weather
I’m pleased to announce that today is the 10th anniversary of Mr. G getting absolutely BODIED by a PIX11 sports reporter over the number of days until Christmas. Are there 48 days until Christmas? We may never know.
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I’m pleased to announce that today is the 10th anniversary of Mr. G getting absolutely BODIED by a PIX11 sports reporter over the number of days until Christmas. Are there 48 days until Christmas? We may never know.
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70's style variety show with singers and dancers and jugglers and the Harlem Globetrotters. For the grand finale the lights go out, there's a 30 second drumroll, a spotlight illuminates Alan Dershowitz, and he blows his fucking brains out on live TV.
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
70's style variety show with singers and dancers and jugglers and the Harlem Globetrotters. For the grand finale the lights go out, there's a 30 second drumroll, a spotlight illuminates Alan Dershowitz, and he blows his fucking brains out on live TV.
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Pile of Dogshit endorses Puddle of Puke
JUST IN: Elon Musk Endorses Cuomo Over ‘Mumdumi’
JUST IN: Elon Musk Endorses Cuomo Over ‘Mumdumi’
Tesla boss Elon Musk urged New Yorkers to vote for Democrat Andrew Cuomo over Republican Curtis Sliwa and Democratic Socialist frontrunner Zohran Mamdani
The post JUST IN: Elon Musk Endorses Cuomo Over ‘Mumdumi’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
November 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Pile of Dogshit endorses Puddle of Puke
Alternate side of the street parking is Sharia law
November 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Alternate side of the street parking is Sharia law
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COSTUME 2: GUY ON YOUR BLOCK WHO DONT KNOW BOUT NO "HALLOWEEN", HE JUST GOT OFF WORK
October 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
COSTUME 2: GUY ON YOUR BLOCK WHO DONT KNOW BOUT NO "HALLOWEEN", HE JUST GOT OFF WORK
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Actually if you sing short dick man in the monster mash voice it becomes kind of fun
October 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Actually if you sing short dick man in the monster mash voice it becomes kind of fun
FedEx truck outside was just BLASTING Gillette's "Short Dick Man" and I really hope someone on my block was getting a package from HIMS
October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
FedEx truck outside was just BLASTING Gillette's "Short Dick Man" and I really hope someone on my block was getting a package from HIMS
For just $20,000 you can be murdered in your sleep by Aphex Twin's android son
October 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
For just $20,000 you can be murdered in your sleep by Aphex Twin's android son
You must eat the technicolor eraserhead baby every 3 miles
October 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
You must eat the technicolor eraserhead baby every 3 miles
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that’s right beg you miserable worm
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[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
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Warfighter Loretta is ready for battle, we love you
October 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Warfighter Loretta is ready for battle, we love you