Mike F
@animaldrums.bsky.social
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
Double double, oil and soup
Fire burn and liquid poop
Fire burn and liquid poop
August 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Double double, oil and soup
Fire burn and liquid poop
Fire burn and liquid poop
mike's hard lemon maze
August 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
mike's hard lemon maze
Always satisfying when you spend a bunch of hours twisting wires together and it all comes on when you plug it in. Also fun when you forget a couple and it connects through the air and makes hot sparks
June 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Always satisfying when you spend a bunch of hours twisting wires together and it all comes on when you plug it in. Also fun when you forget a couple and it connects through the air and makes hot sparks
Coworker: any plans for the weekend?
Me: nothing much, probably just roaming the earth as did the dinosaurs of old
Me: nothing much, probably just roaming the earth as did the dinosaurs of old
June 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Coworker: any plans for the weekend?
Me: nothing much, probably just roaming the earth as did the dinosaurs of old
Me: nothing much, probably just roaming the earth as did the dinosaurs of old
hey man it's urgent that we speak in person. i sent you the coordinates of a difficult to access space where i've been hanging out completely alone. i'd love it if you could meet me here at any time in the future
May 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
hey man it's urgent that we speak in person. i sent you the coordinates of a difficult to access space where i've been hanging out completely alone. i'd love it if you could meet me here at any time in the future
They need to bring back silent films, so i can make phone calls in the theater without any background noise
February 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
They need to bring back silent films, so i can make phone calls in the theater without any background noise
tinker tailor shepherd's pie
February 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
tinker tailor shepherd's pie
I'm excited for Nosferatu, but I'm even more excited for the movie next year where Nosferatu, the Northman , one of the guys from the lighthouse and The VVitch team up to acquire a series of powerful jewels
December 7, 2024 at 5:44 AM
I'm excited for Nosferatu, but I'm even more excited for the movie next year where Nosferatu, the Northman , one of the guys from the lighthouse and The VVitch team up to acquire a series of powerful jewels
you should never keep a baseball bat to defend against home invasions. because what if the guy breaking in has a baseball. you're just going to end up trying to hit that instead
November 15, 2024 at 2:51 AM
you should never keep a baseball bat to defend against home invasions. because what if the guy breaking in has a baseball. you're just going to end up trying to hit that instead
going into the movie theater with a bulky leather jacket with one sleeve pinned up like ive got one arm, and once i sit down i slide a deli container brimming with cabbage soup out of the pinned sleeve and pop the lid and it instantly smells like fart within a 6 seat radius of me
November 15, 2024 at 2:11 AM
going into the movie theater with a bulky leather jacket with one sleeve pinned up like ive got one arm, and once i sit down i slide a deli container brimming with cabbage soup out of the pinned sleeve and pop the lid and it instantly smells like fart within a 6 seat radius of me
making a neon sign for a company that does cloud services for public sector accounting. guys you do not need a neon sign. it's too much trust me. your business does not have a neon sign vibe. LEDs is pushing it
November 14, 2024 at 4:19 AM
making a neon sign for a company that does cloud services for public sector accounting. guys you do not need a neon sign. it's too much trust me. your business does not have a neon sign vibe. LEDs is pushing it
I don't tip food delivery guys in cash I just give them some food from the kitchen. like i figure it probably takes about an hour to deliver the food. and probably a couple hours to bake a loaf of bread. so i will give the guy half of a loaf of bread.
November 7, 2024 at 8:18 PM
I don't tip food delivery guys in cash I just give them some food from the kitchen. like i figure it probably takes about an hour to deliver the food. and probably a couple hours to bake a loaf of bread. so i will give the guy half of a loaf of bread.
i watched Terrifier (2016) and for the first 45 minutes or so i was sold. but then he got on that little bike. get off of that thing. i need to see 3 or 4 more hours of back story to understand why you even have that small bike at your disposal
November 7, 2024 at 5:40 AM
i watched Terrifier (2016) and for the first 45 minutes or so i was sold. but then he got on that little bike. get off of that thing. i need to see 3 or 4 more hours of back story to understand why you even have that small bike at your disposal
After getting one million cuts in my life I finally got one of those infected cuts like you hear about, need to take the antibiotics and everything. have to be honest I didn't think it could happen to me.
August 2, 2024 at 7:30 PM
After getting one million cuts in my life I finally got one of those infected cuts like you hear about, need to take the antibiotics and everything. have to be honest I didn't think it could happen to me.
Thinking about applying for this job as a Sex Sheriff
July 25, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Thinking about applying for this job as a Sex Sheriff
I took a day off from work because there was supposed to be a big snow storm. But it only snowed like one inch. Going to be pretty embarrassing going back in there tomorrow
February 13, 2024 at 9:32 PM
I took a day off from work because there was supposed to be a big snow storm. But it only snowed like one inch. Going to be pretty embarrassing going back in there tomorrow
made a big pot of stock this morning. now im making a big pot of soup.
February 2, 2024 at 11:15 PM
made a big pot of stock this morning. now im making a big pot of soup.
He was the type of guy with a 100% flat back and ass. The type of man who, if there were more than one of him, they would be stackable,
January 14, 2024 at 6:07 PM
He was the type of guy with a 100% flat back and ass. The type of man who, if there were more than one of him, they would be stackable,
Walked in on these two freaks canoodling
July 23, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Walked in on these two freaks canoodling
[Trailer for Funyuns (2024)] Jeremy Strong holds an onion up in front of a board room "Kids don't want to buy this. They see this and they think Grandmas Soup. They hate this shit." he throws the onion hard against the wall "I think it's about time we started having a little fun with it"
July 12, 2023 at 11:41 AM
[Trailer for Funyuns (2024)] Jeremy Strong holds an onion up in front of a board room "Kids don't want to buy this. They see this and they think Grandmas Soup. They hate this shit." he throws the onion hard against the wall "I think it's about time we started having a little fun with it"
