Ray
@sireviscerate.myatproto.social
Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
Banner: Beautiful drawing of me by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
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Banner: Beautiful drawing of me by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w
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Ray
@sireviscerate.myatproto.social
· Oct 2
BREAKING: The mitochondria have released a statement they are ending their long running symbiotic relationship with humans, citing "increasingly poor use of the energy we provide".
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again
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If a person checks their watch while you’re talking, it’s probably because they’re timing you and this is a competition. Keep talking. It’s win-time baby. You got this.
June 12, 2023 at 11:52 PM
If a person checks their watch while you’re talking, it’s probably because they’re timing you and this is a competition. Keep talking. It’s win-time baby. You got this.
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
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So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
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Someone handed this to my grandpa in an Inwood bar, c. 1946
January 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Someone handed this to my grandpa in an Inwood bar, c. 1946
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In the kitchen straight up "helpin it". And by it, haha well, let's just say, my hamburder
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
In the kitchen straight up "helpin it". And by it, haha well, let's just say, my hamburder
We can probably stop posting NYT headlines, pretty sure we all know they're dogshit by now.
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
We can probably stop posting NYT headlines, pretty sure we all know they're dogshit by now.
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Wife bought some scissors from a trusted brand
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Wife bought some scissors from a trusted brand
Big news. I can report Flansburgh is actually a giant.
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Big news. I can report Flansburgh is actually a giant.
I'm here at the They Might Be Giants show, fuckaas
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I'm here at the They Might Be Giants show, fuckaas
Posting in support of the workers in the middle of a collective bargaining dispute is no time to point out you haven't bought the product in years.
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Posting in support of the workers in the middle of a collective bargaining dispute is no time to point out you haven't bought the product in years.
I spend $73,000 a week on delicious Starbucks products, but will not buy a thing during the strike.
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I spend $73,000 a week on delicious Starbucks products, but will not buy a thing during the strike.
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today is wallace shawn
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
today is wallace shawn
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You can short circuit a transphobe by asking them if it's "decent" for trans women to go topless in public. It's like saying "this statement is false" to a robot.
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
You can short circuit a transphobe by asking them if it's "decent" for trans women to go topless in public. It's like saying "this statement is false" to a robot.
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I can't believe there are people who don't know who Rosalina is in the Mario franchise. It's really simple: She is the Queen of Outer Space from the future and secretly Luigi and Peach's daughter and also can travel to different dimensions where she can make out with the guys from Bad Dudes
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I can't believe there are people who don't know who Rosalina is in the Mario franchise. It's really simple: She is the Queen of Outer Space from the future and secretly Luigi and Peach's daughter and also can travel to different dimensions where she can make out with the guys from Bad Dudes
I can't believe we fell so far that Equal Rights from The Lonely Island's Popstar movie almost feels like legitimate progressive allyship.
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I can't believe we fell so far that Equal Rights from The Lonely Island's Popstar movie almost feels like legitimate progressive allyship.
Dumping a jar of Trump coins into a CoinStar kiosk and it 3D prints a wet turd directly into your waiting hands
Trump is moving to immortalize himself with his name etched into coins, carved into pediments, and inscribed into marble. He wants to glorify himself in the most permanent ways possible.
We must not allow Trump to rewrite history with false tributes to himself.
We must not allow Trump to rewrite history with false tributes to himself.
The Verdict of History
Trump and his fascist glorification
robertreich.substack.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Dumping a jar of Trump coins into a CoinStar kiosk and it 3D prints a wet turd directly into your waiting hands
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Please consider supporting a trans person this transgender awareness week.
Very specifically please consider supporting this transgender person:
vgen.co/herecomesriley
They are very cool, trust me
(i need money)
Very specifically please consider supporting this transgender person:
vgen.co/herecomesriley
They are very cool, trust me
(i need money)
Oh yeah happy transgender awareness week!! 🏳️⚧️
I forgor 💀
I forgor 💀
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Please consider supporting a trans person this transgender awareness week.
Very specifically please consider supporting this transgender person:
vgen.co/herecomesriley
They are very cool, trust me
(i need money)
Very specifically please consider supporting this transgender person:
vgen.co/herecomesriley
They are very cool, trust me
(i need money)
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Chattanooga tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Chattanooga tonight.
What are some of your favorite albums you paid less than $5 for?
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
What are some of your favorite albums you paid less than $5 for?
You can short circuit a transphobe by asking them if it's "decent" for trans women to go topless in public. It's like saying "this statement is false" to a robot.
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
You can short circuit a transphobe by asking them if it's "decent" for trans women to go topless in public. It's like saying "this statement is false" to a robot.
I can't believe there are people who don't know who Rosalina is in the Mario franchise. It's really simple: She is the Queen of Outer Space from the future and secretly Luigi and Peach's daughter and also can travel to different dimensions where she can make out with the guys from Bad Dudes
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I can't believe there are people who don't know who Rosalina is in the Mario franchise. It's really simple: She is the Queen of Outer Space from the future and secretly Luigi and Peach's daughter and also can travel to different dimensions where she can make out with the guys from Bad Dudes
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Dreams don’t mean anything. How could they? They’re always the same thing. You’re in sixth grade and you try to impress your crush by showing her your homemade nunchucks and she laughs at you. Complete nonsense. I mean, it did actually happen but it doesn’t MEAN anything.
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Dreams don’t mean anything. How could they? They’re always the same thing. You’re in sixth grade and you try to impress your crush by showing her your homemade nunchucks and she laughs at you. Complete nonsense. I mean, it did actually happen but it doesn’t MEAN anything.