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cybersec reporter. never given $50k in a shoebox to some guys
man I love this old print
December 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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We’re rewatching “Trading Places,” and it occurs to me that if they did a remake today, the characters making the nature versus nurture bet would have to be a nod to the Collins’s.
December 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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merry christmas, my gf got us a print sub to @theonion.com and gave it to me like this
December 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"The Pack On The Hunt." 2025, tom photography
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Uh oh, it's me, Tiny Tom, the thieving Christmas goblin! Gimme uh.. gimme those, gimme your uh ornaments
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Oh my god.
December 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
December 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
SCHRODINGER: (kicking box) why won't this cat SHUT THE FUCK UP
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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ICYMI: wrote about Trump’s war on the left and the politics of grievance the administration has come to rely on.
Despite what you may hear, antifa supersoldiers are not running Portland. (Unfortunately.)

For @thebaffler.com, I wrote about Trump's war on the left, NSPM-7, and his administration's new attempts to mobilize the ressentiment of its supporters. thebaffler.com/latest/phant...
Phantom Threat | Hannah Gais
With enough conspiratorial flair, just about anyone can be a fire-breathing radical.
thebaffler.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Despite what you may hear, antifa supersoldiers are not running Portland. (Unfortunately.)

For @thebaffler.com, I wrote about Trump's war on the left, NSPM-7, and his administration's new attempts to mobilize the ressentiment of its supporters. thebaffler.com/latest/phant...
Phantom Threat | Hannah Gais
With enough conspiratorial flair, just about anyone can be a fire-breathing radical.
thebaffler.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Has this guy ever said something, uh, not stupid
December 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
morons
December 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Its so funny they were promoting Jake Paul for this fight as a "boxing disruptor" www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
Jake Paul has jaw surgery, teeth removed following Anthony Joshua KO
Jake Paul suffered a devastating knockout at the hands of Anthony Joshua. In the aftermath, Paul underwent jaw surgery and had teeth removed.
www.usatoday.com
December 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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A notification from CBS' 60 Minutes that a report scheduled to air in this evening's program about El Salvador's notorious Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) mega-prison has been postponed.
December 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
if the velociraptor escaped the paddock I would simply close the door real slowly while staring at it until it ran back inside
December 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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i realize that i am the only person on earth who is interested in this but it is genuinely insane that it is possible to one-shot a computer into producing this particular document
claude.ai/public/artif...
December 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
How dare you Google the same thing as me. I should have you killed
December 21, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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It's a whole genre it's beautiful
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Trump’s Justice Department began releasing records on Jeffrey Epstein Friday. However, it refused to release all of its Epstein files.

@andrewperez.bsky.social & @swin24.bsky.social explain how the publishing of the redacted Epstein files failed to comply with the law.

🔗: zeteo.com/p/trump-epst...
December 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Historians say "murdered by zoomer with incomprehensible politics" was one of the leading causes of death in the mid 21st century- to be exceeded only by "Climate, Miscellaneous"
December 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
can I say something without everyone getting mad
December 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It's so weird that Oracle gets TikTok. Like, it's the company from Dilbert
First Paramount / CBS and now TikTok.

Trump wants to hand over even more control of what you watch to his billionaire buddies.

Americans deserve to know if the President struck another backdoor deal for this billionaire takeover of TikTok.
December 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Damn it sure would be embarrassing for the writer of this if there were any medical conditions where people could walk but not for long distances
December 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I don't think aphantasia has ever been studied for any correlation to artistic ability and the current thinking is it isn't related AFAIK, though I have no idea how being a 1 wouldn't make drawing much easier
Always interesting to see discussion of phantasia crop up because I'm a solid 1, it's completely shaped the experience of my life, and it's hard to convey it because my motor skills are so dogshit that artistry is a distant dream
its funny being like a 4.5 on this scale. on the one hand, when I close my eyes there is no apple just the whispering darkness. and on the other there are entire religions based on making the fucking apple go away for once
December 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
welcome to derry is unfortunately another one of those shows that gets brain damage in the last few episodes
December 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM