tom
@catturd2.bsky.social
cybersec reporter. never given $50k in a shoebox to some guys
a) who the fuck trashtalks a left-wing bookstore? b) i am willing to bet a million dollars that is not what happened
February 12, 2026 at 7:04 AM
a) who the fuck trashtalks a left-wing bookstore? b) i am willing to bet a million dollars that is not what happened
Alex Honnold does not have a comprehensive data set. Like if he climbed that building a hundred times how many times would he die
February 12, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Alex Honnold does not have a comprehensive data set. Like if he climbed that building a hundred times how many times would he die
this is some Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper shit man
February 12, 2026 at 5:09 AM
this is some Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper shit man
The thing that fucking gets me about this is I'm not even entirely sure it's illegal under the recent SCOTUS ruling de facto legalizing profiling
This is the second account - the first being in Chicago - of DHS agents mass detaining people and then *sorting them by race*.
More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...
February 12, 2026 at 5:06 AM
The thing that fucking gets me about this is I'm not even entirely sure it's illegal under the recent SCOTUS ruling de facto legalizing profiling
watching Alex Honnold, who allegedly doesn't have fear activity in his amygdala on fMRI, climb shit is a great reminder that fear is an incredibly important and useful evolutionary adaptation that you should be very thankful to have
February 12, 2026 at 4:57 AM
watching Alex Honnold, who allegedly doesn't have fear activity in his amygdala on fMRI, climb shit is a great reminder that fear is an incredibly important and useful evolutionary adaptation that you should be very thankful to have
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GASP! @scalpelfun.bsky.social your wisdom still lives!!!
From dominatrixes to adult entertainers, we asked several sex workers to take us out to eat, sharing the taco spots that keep them fed across L.A.
The full story: lataco.com/porn-stars-b...
By Lauren Bethke
The full story: lataco.com/porn-stars-b...
By Lauren Bethke
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
GASP! @scalpelfun.bsky.social your wisdom still lives!!!
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This is the second account - the first being in Chicago - of DHS agents mass detaining people and then *sorting them by race*.
More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...
Idaho families sue over immigration raid that swept up hundreds, including U.S. citizens — NBC News
About 400 people, including children and U.S. citizens, were detained for four hours while they were denied food and water in the raid, according to the lawsuit.
apple.news
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
This is the second account - the first being in Chicago - of DHS agents mass detaining people and then *sorting them by race*.
I can't help it, I am addicted to buying hats with the logos of evil sci fi or horror megacorporations
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I can't help it, I am addicted to buying hats with the logos of evil sci fi or horror megacorporations
its very funny that my mind has somehow adapted such that whenever i see a cat without a collar im like that motherfucker's naked
February 12, 2026 at 4:06 AM
its very funny that my mind has somehow adapted such that whenever i see a cat without a collar im like that motherfucker's naked
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simply one of the greatest calls of all time
February 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
simply one of the greatest calls of all time
so like is this a real incident or is the admin trying to drum up panic about "cartel drones" apnews.com/live/faa-el-...
Live updates: Trump administration ties El Paso airspace closure to Mexican cartel drones
The Federal Aviation Administration reopened the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas. A Trump administration official tied the closure to Mexican cartel drones.
apnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
so like is this a real incident or is the admin trying to drum up panic about "cartel drones" apnews.com/live/faa-el-...
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McIver: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
Lyons: Yes
McIver: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands? Do you think you’re going to hell?
Lyons: Yes
McIver: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands? Do you think you’re going to hell?
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
McIver: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
Lyons: Yes
McIver: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands? Do you think you’re going to hell?
Lyons: Yes
McIver: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands? Do you think you’re going to hell?
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You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
Why doesn't Robby Starbuck just learn Spanish? Is he stupid?
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Why doesn't Robby Starbuck just learn Spanish? Is he stupid?
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Counterpoint: no serious person in the Twin Cities is worried about any meaningful amount of "destruction" by observers/protestors. Get real.
Friends in Minneapolis are very worried about this development. Both in terms of state police's role in arresting protestors and the worry that this could set off the kind of spiral of distrust and destruction that followed George Floyd's murder.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...
At Least 50 Arrested After Protests Escalate Outside Minnesota Federal Building
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Counterpoint: no serious person in the Twin Cities is worried about any meaningful amount of "destruction" by observers/protestors. Get real.
can I say something without everyone getting mad
if you buy this someone should take the rest of your money and give it away
February 8, 2026 at 5:12 AM
can I say something without everyone getting mad
if you elect me, Uncle Baby Billy, to be Governor Uncle Baby Billy, I will bring back them whales. I will bring back that whale oil and the precious, amber... amber- ambergris. [Muttering to self] Sounds like a, goddamn, Cajun dish.
February 8, 2026 at 5:11 AM
if you elect me, Uncle Baby Billy, to be Governor Uncle Baby Billy, I will bring back them whales. I will bring back that whale oil and the precious, amber... amber- ambergris. [Muttering to self] Sounds like a, goddamn, Cajun dish.
im just coming up with bangers roughly every 12-72 hours
February 8, 2026 at 2:07 AM
im just coming up with bangers roughly every 12-72 hours
I fixed the dick someone drew in snow on the car
February 8, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I fixed the dick someone drew in snow on the car
Now, Captain Uncle Baby Billy's Titanic ain't gonna sink. Captain Uncle Baby Billy's Titanic is gonna fly.
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Now, Captain Uncle Baby Billy's Titanic ain't gonna sink. Captain Uncle Baby Billy's Titanic is gonna fly.