tom
@catturd2.bsky.social
cybersec reporter. never given $50k in a shoebox to some guys
look ma i'm dragging bodies
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
look ma i'm dragging bodies
...Like an attendee at a human trafficking auction in a Liam Neeson movie?
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
...Like an attendee at a human trafficking auction in a Liam Neeson movie?
gotta give it to the post's cover game, like obviously it's anti but they also know half of brooklyn is getting this framed
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
gotta give it to the post's cover game, like obviously it's anti but they also know half of brooklyn is getting this framed
sorry what. did this guy read the fucking bible
October 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
sorry what. did this guy read the fucking bible
I'm still confused that this isn't James Franco he has the same hot dumb guy staring into the distance expression
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I'm still confused that this isn't James Franco he has the same hot dumb guy staring into the distance expression
until I read the cast list for The Monkey I did not know Theo James existed. every single time I have seen him I thought he was James Franco
October 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
until I read the cast list for The Monkey I did not know Theo James existed. every single time I have seen him I thought he was James Franco
Larry 3 update: him and Larry 2 are cool. But Larry 1 keeps yeowling at me in what I am translating as "i HATE the kitten. I HATE the kitten"
October 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Larry 3 update: him and Larry 2 are cool. But Larry 1 keeps yeowling at me in what I am translating as "i HATE the kitten. I HATE the kitten"
Advertise on Twitter! Our CEO loves leading harassment lynch mobs against brands at random
October 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Advertise on Twitter! Our CEO loves leading harassment lynch mobs against brands at random
Sir, a third cat has hit the McKay household
October 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Sir, a third cat has hit the McKay household
Sir, a third cat has hit the McKay household
October 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Sir, a third cat has hit the McKay household
Large group of customers saw the FBI at this pizza joint and noped the fuck out. A few other people seemed to steer clear as well. Has to be terrible for business.
October 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Large group of customers saw the FBI at this pizza joint and noped the fuck out. A few other people seemed to steer clear as well. Has to be terrible for business.
yes these are going in my tropical fish tank why do you ask
October 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
yes these are going in my tropical fish tank why do you ask
It's freshwater isopod o'clock bitches
October 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
It's freshwater isopod o'clock bitches
Looks like my aquarium has got some...
Sweet baby crays
Sweet baby crays
October 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Looks like my aquarium has got some...
Sweet baby crays
Sweet baby crays
making up a reichstag in my head to get really mad about
October 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
making up a reichstag in my head to get really mad about
Craaaab Lays Chips
Craaaab Lays Chips
Tastes like crab
Also Lays Chips
Craaaab Lays Chips
Tastes like crab
Also Lays Chips
October 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Craaaab Lays Chips
Craaaab Lays Chips
Tastes like crab
Also Lays Chips
Craaaab Lays Chips
Tastes like crab
Also Lays Chips
It is time... time to grow pothos out of the aquarium
October 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It is time... time to grow pothos out of the aquarium
the red scare girls have finally snorted their brains into full fash mode
October 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
the red scare girls have finally snorted their brains into full fash mode
So at a certain point in Rogue Trader you can respond to a tech-priest as to how your trillionaire space lord views faith. and every single option is psychotic
September 27, 2025 at 9:00 AM
So at a certain point in Rogue Trader you can respond to a tech-priest as to how your trillionaire space lord views faith. and every single option is psychotic
I assumed evanescence was like a early 2000s soft rock band entirely of blonde and/or stubbled men
September 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I assumed evanescence was like a early 2000s soft rock band entirely of blonde and/or stubbled men
do you think Wario is actually strong or is this a Garfield "fat flexes" situation
September 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
do you think Wario is actually strong or is this a Garfield "fat flexes" situation
