Steph G.
@stephg.bsky.social
lesbian wife guy (complimentary). sr system engineer. from the great country of philadelphia.
she/they. 🦅🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🦅
she/they. 🦅🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🦅
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york
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Our Solar System is orbiting the center of our Galaxy at about 220 km/s so in 2025 we collectively traveled something like 7 billion kilometers across the Milky Way. Once in a while, when you have a moment, it’s worthwhile to take a look around, see where you are, and appreciate how far you’ve come.
January 1, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Our Solar System is orbiting the center of our Galaxy at about 220 km/s so in 2025 we collectively traveled something like 7 billion kilometers across the Milky Way. Once in a while, when you have a moment, it’s worthwhile to take a look around, see where you are, and appreciate how far you’ve come.
Pork roll is breakfast hot dog and I think that’s beautiful.
January 1, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Pork roll is breakfast hot dog and I think that’s beautiful.
Happy New Year of Our Lord: The Phillie Phanatic
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Happy New Year of Our Lord: The Phillie Phanatic
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We’ve got the air fryer, oven, and toaster over all on frozen app duty right now. Cheers!
January 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
We’ve got the air fryer, oven, and toaster over all on frozen app duty right now. Cheers!
Currently limit testing how many TJ’s frozen apps my air fryer and my body can take.
January 1, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Currently limit testing how many TJ’s frozen apps my air fryer and my body can take.
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Not only do we get Macaulay Culkin in Fallout but they gave him the coldest out of context line.
December 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Not only do we get Macaulay Culkin in Fallout but they gave him the coldest out of context line.
Our NYE plans are the same as they have been every year since like our mid-30s: Stay home and eat apps for dinner while watching the Twilight Zone marathon. Maybe an impromptu Stop Making Sense dance party in the living room around 10:30pm if we’re feeling a little buzzed and froggy. Magic!
December 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Our NYE plans are the same as they have been every year since like our mid-30s: Stay home and eat apps for dinner while watching the Twilight Zone marathon. Maybe an impromptu Stop Making Sense dance party in the living room around 10:30pm if we’re feeling a little buzzed and froggy. Magic!
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Gonna head outside at midnight because I want my face to be the last thing 2025 sees before it dies.
December 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Gonna head outside at midnight because I want my face to be the last thing 2025 sees before it dies.
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
What if it happens right at midnight and, like, they have to cut into the broadcast with the ball dropping to tell everyone that the biggest ball ever just dropped?
December 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
What if it happens right at midnight and, like, they have to cut into the broadcast with the ball dropping to tell everyone that the biggest ball ever just dropped?
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Thirty years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.
April 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Thirty years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.
@melyssatk.bsky.social tonight, the flyers are on…after dark
a neon sign that says risque on a black brick wall
Alt: a neon sign that says risque on a black brick wall
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December 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
@melyssatk.bsky.social tonight, the flyers are on…after dark
Nothing that you eat between Christmas and the New Year counts. Order takeout every night, throw all caution to the wind. That’s what resolutions are for.
December 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Nothing that you eat between Christmas and the New Year counts. Order takeout every night, throw all caution to the wind. That’s what resolutions are for.
Just did the evening dog walk and we made the wind our bitch. Why? Because fuck you, wind.
December 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Just did the evening dog walk and we made the wind our bitch. Why? Because fuck you, wind.
i did it. i found every shrine in totk. jeb pls clap, pls.
December 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
i did it. i found every shrine in totk. jeb pls clap, pls.
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Not all of my enemies are haters. Some are very appreciative of me.
December 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Not all of my enemies are haters. Some are very appreciative of me.
Sean McVay is grown up Scotty from Billy Madison who likes beans.
December 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Sean McVay is grown up Scotty from Billy Madison who likes beans.
Andy Reid, raise your grown ass son
Andy Reid intends to coach Chiefs in 2026 'if they'll have me' reut.rs/4sq7RbJ
Andy Reid intends to coach Chiefs in 2026 'if they'll have me'
As Andy Reid nears the end of his 13th season as head coach of the Kansas City Chiefs, and his 27th consecutive season as an NFL head coach, he made it clear Monday that he does not want a disappointing 2025 season to be his last.
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December 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Andy Reid, raise your grown ass son
this is the face my dog makes when he eats grass and then the grass gets stuck in his butt while he's shitting
December 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
this is the face my dog makes when he eats grass and then the grass gets stuck in his butt while he's shitting
if you're "working" this week and you don't phone it in, ACAB
December 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
if you're "working" this week and you don't phone it in, ACAB
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Before Fleetwood Mac made history in 1977 with the release of their album Rumours, no band had ever had the idea to make every song on a record good
August 26, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Before Fleetwood Mac made history in 1977 with the release of their album Rumours, no band had ever had the idea to make every song on a record good
Christian McCaffrey’s body soon
December 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Christian McCaffrey’s body soon