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Guinea Pig Herder
Bunny Snuggler
xBorg
Brood Parasite
Jalen Hurts Defender
Go Birds
Fresh honey tea!
The Honey Files Expose Major Fraud!
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December 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
About to play Oblivion for the first time
Imperial or wood elf?
December 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Zensky was flipping out all day
Tipping his water dish
Trying to kick dooks out the litter box
Chewing on stuff

All he wanted was to take a nap on my chest lol
December 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Anyone else grow up around perpetually relapsing adults?

How do you fight the feeling that you're destined to fail?

I spent a lot of early childhood alone with a heroin addict. Her relapses made me believe that failure was inevitable. Its hard as hell to shake it.
December 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Looney tunes made me angry as a little kid because it was too predictable

It still makes me uncomfortable because its become my platonic ideal of fatalism
December 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Convinced that Marx hated the lumpenproletariat because they'd call him a trust punk in front of girls
December 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
"JD Vance had an Insane Clown Posse phase"

-80 year old me getting interviewed by some nice kids for their school project
December 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Joe Buck & Troy Aikman yaoi
December 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The 4 types of stoner

John: Receptive, feelin it, top energy
Paul: Receptive, feelin it, bottom energy
Ringo: Lost in the sauce, this is all too much
George: wtf energy, least chill person ever
December 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The duality of man
December 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I have to be a good winner for an entire week. Fam, idk if I got this.
a woman with a tattoo on her wrist that says " love "
Alt: a woman with her head in one hand looking nervous af
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December 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Work is gonna be awesome this week

Go Birds!
Made a bet with a coworker
If the Eagles win, she has to start & end every meeting we have together with Go Birds

If the Bills win, I have to say Go Bills for a week.
December 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
American democracy crumbles with each new Chris Pratt movie. He has to know that all of this is his fault, right?
December 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
One day Tom Brady is going to start talking about the weather & never stop
December 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
AJ hit 1k ^_^

Go birds!
a football player wearing a number 11 jersey stands next to a man wearing a number 1 jersey
Alt: Aj Brown & Jalen Hurts
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December 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Brown needs 5 yards
Smith needs 58

Go Birds
December 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
AJ only needs 24 yards now to hit 1k.

Go Birds
December 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We're going to get some generational photography from this Eagles/Bills game

Go Birds!
December 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Reposted by Chellybreeze
This is my Barbenheimer
December 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
DeVonta Smith needs 69 yards to hit 1k
A.J. Brown needs 65.

Go Birds!
December 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The Eagles & Bills are essentially the same franchises except the Birds are black coded & the Bills are white coded.
December 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My most millennial coded life experience is having gone to the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear
December 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Going on a paranormal investigation show to tell them about my acrylic nail glue holding for over a week

"I just think its a miracle & want science to study it."
December 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Eagles DL rediscovered their power while Jalen Carter was out. I'm curious how he's going to look today.

...and how many snaps he'll be held on w/ no flag. @_@

Go Bird!!!
December 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM