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Its weird that there isn't a Star Trek version of MASH.
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Reposted by Chellybreeze
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Somewhere in the delta quadrant theres a nebula made of cotton candy being discovered by this Voyager
Finally finished up my Girly Star Trek Voyager model! Added the ribbons on the back. I'm super happy.

I like pearls & roses if you couldn't tell🥳 I want to paint more models & decoden style the whole thing!

I fought super glue long enough it only felt right putting my handle on it. 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Ability to control font size.
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Need the next president to scrap off all the gold from the white house & present it to us

Maybe roll it up like an aluminum foil ball so it has a modern art feel
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Nick Sirianni is Philly Jesus.
He's crucified after every game win or lose.

Once he retires he's going to be worshipped for his ability to win while taking nonstop abuse inorder to shield his players & coaching staff.

Your grandkids will call him a legend. Mark my words.
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Every time a tradwife content creator turns out to be someone trying to live their kink 24/7, I become slightly more convinced that a significant portion of the political right is using politics to pursue their sexual fantasies.
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'll gladly take a 50 year mortgage & have nothing when I die over renting for 50 years & having nothing when I die.

A scam that let's me have a home for 20-30 years for less than a rental is a dream.

Moving every 2-3 years is wearing me down.
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
There's 94 Montana's BBQ locations in Canada.
The population of Montana is 1,137,233.

If we can get 12,099 people into every Montana's BBQ, it'll have a larger population than the state of Montana.

Thank you for your consideration.
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If you buy a vacation package on black Friday, does the country you visit give you their worst?
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
People saying the Eagles should tush push play 1 are goofy

The real troll is to beat them without running it once all game
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
If I had the confidence of an AI slop poster that calls themselves an artist, I'd be unstoppable.
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Reposted by Chellybreeze
I love Pikmin
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
An episode into Gachiakuta & I'm all in.
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Book idea: Exploring how championships impact sports writers.

Consider that if a team is in the superbowl, writers who cover those teams on the local level or independently will have a surge of people reading their coverage.

Its the biggest opportunity in their careers. What's that like?
November 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I can't tell if Bleeding Green Nation has gotten drastically worse or if my standards have risen.

Anyone else feel like Eagles coverage has gotten a little worse after every superbowl win?
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Lifelong depression is kinda funny because the process speeds up over time

Every single day since I was 13 a voice inside me has said, "kill yourself."

As a teen, that convo was long.
Now its like 5 seconds every few hours.

"Kill yourself."
"Nah, pets need me."
Rinse & repeat until bed time.
November 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Talking to AI about suicide but only because I have a contrarian streak so I'll end up arguing with it that my life does have value
a man stands in front of a sign that says opening mon - tue - thur fri-sat sunday
Alt: Classic meme of a clean looking man smirking & pointing at his brain with a clever look in his eyes.
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Digimon theory

Clothing in the digital world often has a face. Some, like Ladydevimon's bodysuit has its own head, torso, face, & claw.

Digimon clothing are digital remora. Attaching themselves to larger Digimon for food & protection in exchange for fashion.

Subscription based cosmetics.
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Fuck I miss Philly.

When I was depressed there, I could jump on the subway or linger somewhere. Convincing myself that something, anything could happen.

In a small town, I look out & can't convince myself that theres any potential of a life changing event happening. It feels dead.
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Seeing an explosion of Graham Platner yard signs post nazi tattoo is a little trippy

Convinced Mainers will support anyone from Maine thats being criticized by anyone outside of Maine.
November 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I said "Perf" to my boss & he responded with "Kewl."

I love my job.
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New antifa training regime dropped
Tiger Moves
YouTube video by Found Footage Fest
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Statues, plaques, & busts that honor millennials should be in rose gold
November 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Digimon is solarpunk because it dreams of a world where the digital world & the human world can coexist. Where their team work can being out the best in both.
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM