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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒
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• Video Editor/GFX Artist
• Bird Hater
• Contributor to Greeneville Zoo, River Side Casino, EarthLink Dialup,
and your mom
•Los Angeles/Atlantic City

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Wicked 3: Get This Goddam House Off Of Me
You Left The Stove On. Enjoy Your Vacation Charlie Brown.
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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MSNBC rebrands as MS NOW.
Fox News counters by rebranding as Miss 1950's.
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
That cancelled TV show you can't stop thinking about
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Pelicans flying in for the night.
Pismo Beach, California
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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"Kill them all"
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Wicked 3: Get This Goddam House Off Of Me
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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nobody has ever described me as "radiant" but that's just because what I'm emitting isn't on the visible spectrum
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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"we're making tacos"

You're preparing the tacos. God MADE the tacos.
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Frozen All-Beef Meatballs as a hedge against inflation.
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Ittler Family Unsure Of Origin Of Unusual Family Name "Dad says grandpa changed it when he came over from Germany"
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Who up thinking they getting uglier at an alarming rate
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Introducing the very first zoo crypto, "REDVILLE COIN 🍌🍌"

We don't have a prospectus, but we do have a tax lien and an urgent deadline to buy liability insurance before January 1st.
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
"I was in a tube. A long tube. Some say the longest tube these doctors have ever seen. Very few people have been inside these tubes. Someone told me I might be the first. It's called a 'Mr I' maybe I'm the mister, heh heh, I don't know, you'd have to ask Bobby."
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Nothing is scarier than being at a museum and having a museum person make eye contact with you and approach trying to give you additional knowledge. This is not something I consented to.
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Hegseth is gonna be like “kill everybody” is out of context
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Reporter: Can you tell us what part of your body was in the MRI machine?

Trump: I have no idea. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and it said I don't have one
December 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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He'll come back when he's hungry.
November 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Sprinkled coffee beans into the bird feeder and a hummingbird blew up 🧨

#AllBirdsGoToHell
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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The meerkat enclosure will be closed on Sunday so they can get right with God.
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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US Tops Trump's List Of Oil Rich Nations With Human Rights Violations That Need Military Takeover
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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In case you're unfamiliar with my work, please allow me to reintroduce myself. Hi, I'm the undisputed king of leaning face first into the oven I just opened instead of waiting 3 seconds for that first blast of superheated air to dissipate.
November 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Stephen Miller's Head Beginning To Lose Structural Integrity
July 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Tips for New BlueSky Users!
- There's no algorithm
- It's good to repost yourself
- Some people hate it tho
- You can call them skeets
- Some people hate it tho
- Its normal to not get jokes
- You can repost my jokes even if you hate them
- How's the Discover feed work? No one knows
- Block Nazis
March 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM