Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒
@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
• Video Editor/GFX Artist
• Bird Hater
• Contributor to Greeneville Zoo, River Side Casino, EarthLink Dialup,
and your mom
•NJ>NY>PA>DC>YourMomsHouse>MD>CA>YourMomsHouse
Regret
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• Bird Hater
• Contributor to Greeneville Zoo, River Side Casino, EarthLink Dialup,
and your mom
•NJ>NY>PA>DC>YourMomsHouse>MD>CA>YourMomsHouse
Regret
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaacbxtkugc3m
Pinned
They say do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. I love embezzlement.
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Got arrested for punching a mime and the judge sentenced me to six months of community theater
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Got arrested for punching a mime and the judge sentenced me to six months of community theater
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Rustic Cabin Getaway Listed For Under $1.3 million!
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Rustic Cabin Getaway Listed For Under $1.3 million!
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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by pickleball.
March 20, 2024 at 6:05 AM
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by pickleball.
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STEP 1: make a little birdhouse in your soul
STEP 2: ???
STEP 3: profit
STEP 2: ???
STEP 3: profit
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
STEP 1: make a little birdhouse in your soul
STEP 2: ???
STEP 3: profit
STEP 2: ???
STEP 3: profit
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Family Grateful To FAA For Getting Them Out Of Holiday Travel
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Family Grateful To FAA For Getting Them Out Of Holiday Travel
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We offer all new employees a chance to wrestle the moat monster for health care on day one.
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
We offer all new employees a chance to wrestle the moat monster for health care on day one.
"No DM's" says the account that has DM's disabled.
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"No DM's" says the account that has DM's disabled.
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Anytime anyone whips out their phone to show you any pic or video, blurt "I fucking LOVE Herzog's early shit. Classic, man!" as it begins. Then walk away with purpose.
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Anytime anyone whips out their phone to show you any pic or video, blurt "I fucking LOVE Herzog's early shit. Classic, man!" as it begins. Then walk away with purpose.
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During our last bird show a goose snatched a hairpiece. If you're missing a hairpiece, stop at Guest Services. If you can describe this hairpiece, you may reclaim your hairpiece.
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
During our last bird show a goose snatched a hairpiece. If you're missing a hairpiece, stop at Guest Services. If you can describe this hairpiece, you may reclaim your hairpiece.
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Working on boundaries with my parents (ring of salt around the house)
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Working on boundaries with my parents (ring of salt around the house)
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[watching the most unrelentingly bleak movie] i hope they have bloopers during the credits
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
[watching the most unrelentingly bleak movie] i hope they have bloopers during the credits
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A company whose only two products are chunky rubber stamps that read either, “ENCHANTED,” or, “DISENCHANTED.”
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
A company whose only two products are chunky rubber stamps that read either, “ENCHANTED,” or, “DISENCHANTED.”
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In the latest episode of The Grim Afternoons of Autumn, MJM opens a cabinet & stares. Light shifts on the credenza. The wind presses against the window then stops then starts. Approx 109 minutes. Stereo.
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
In the latest episode of The Grim Afternoons of Autumn, MJM opens a cabinet & stares. Light shifts on the credenza. The wind presses against the window then stops then starts. Approx 109 minutes. Stereo.
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"Maybe this time"
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"Maybe this time"
Mamdani is going to impose Sharknado law. Or is this just another false promise?
Mamdani is going to implement Shuriken law. All must study the blade.
Mamdani is going to implement Shakira law. Hips will no longer be able to lie.
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Mamdani is going to impose Sharknado law. Or is this just another false promise?
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Ditto
If you decline a #Dateline interview I’m gonna say you 💯 have something to hide.
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Ditto
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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my head is like a pinball game but there's a monkey with cymbals having a dance party while jumping on the bed and he fell off and broke his head, over and over. what I'm trying to say is I sure play a mean pinball
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
my head is like a pinball game but there's a monkey with cymbals having a dance party while jumping on the bed and he fell off and broke his head, over and over. what I'm trying to say is I sure play a mean pinball
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slipping a thanksgiving ham under my dress and telling people i’m all sweaty bc i’m in labor
November 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
slipping a thanksgiving ham under my dress and telling people i’m all sweaty bc i’m in labor
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Why is it called a lie detector machine and not a defibillator?
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Why is it called a lie detector machine and not a defibillator?
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Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
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November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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