Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA
@buckyisotope.bsky.social
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ME: *opens door* yes?
COP: *takes off hat* I’m afraid there’s been a baja blast
COP: *takes off hat* I’m afraid there’s been a baja blast
March 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
ME: *opens door* yes?
COP: *takes off hat* I’m afraid there’s been a baja blast
COP: *takes off hat* I’m afraid there’s been a baja blast
I guess his abacus is broken?
January 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I guess his abacus is broken?
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*slams buzzer so hard my arm goes through the podium*
January 3, 2024 at 3:29 AM
*slams buzzer so hard my arm goes through the podium*
If your current global standing is lower than North Korea’s, you have perhaps fucked up
January 4, 2026 at 5:50 PM
If your current global standing is lower than North Korea’s, you have perhaps fucked up
Withdrawing my nomination for the 2026 FIFA Peace Prize
January 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Withdrawing my nomination for the 2026 FIFA Peace Prize
Invading Venezuela is Constitutional as long as you do it to distract from multiple scandals, a collapsing economy, and your imminent death. This is what the Founding Fathers intended
January 3, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Invading Venezuela is Constitutional as long as you do it to distract from multiple scandals, a collapsing economy, and your imminent death. This is what the Founding Fathers intended
HOST: what did you bring Method Man?
METHOD MAN: the pain
HOST: how about you Anthrax?
ANTHRAX: the noise
HOST: Wu-Tang clan?
WU-TANG CLAN: we brought da ruckus
HOST: and you?
ME: *throws green bean casserole into the trash* nothing sorry
METHOD MAN: the pain
HOST: how about you Anthrax?
ANTHRAX: the noise
HOST: Wu-Tang clan?
WU-TANG CLAN: we brought da ruckus
HOST: and you?
ME: *throws green bean casserole into the trash* nothing sorry
January 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
HOST: what did you bring Method Man?
METHOD MAN: the pain
HOST: how about you Anthrax?
ANTHRAX: the noise
HOST: Wu-Tang clan?
WU-TANG CLAN: we brought da ruckus
HOST: and you?
ME: *throws green bean casserole into the trash* nothing sorry
METHOD MAN: the pain
HOST: how about you Anthrax?
ANTHRAX: the noise
HOST: Wu-Tang clan?
WU-TANG CLAN: we brought da ruckus
HOST: and you?
ME: *throws green bean casserole into the trash* nothing sorry
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The saddest thing about the Old MacDonald song is when you realize it’s all in past tense because he’s dead
December 31, 2024 at 8:23 PM
The saddest thing about the Old MacDonald song is when you realize it’s all in past tense because he’s dead
If you tell me your new year’s resolutions I will do everything in my power to make sure you fail
January 1, 2026 at 6:33 AM
If you tell me your new year’s resolutions I will do everything in my power to make sure you fail
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DATE: I’m excited to go out tonight
ME: you look kind of newpussycat
DATE: what’s newpussycat?
ME: whoa oh oh oh
DATE: I just remembered I had plans to die tonight, sorry
ME: you look kind of newpussycat
DATE: what’s newpussycat?
ME: whoa oh oh oh
DATE: I just remembered I had plans to die tonight, sorry
January 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
DATE: I’m excited to go out tonight
ME: you look kind of newpussycat
DATE: what’s newpussycat?
ME: whoa oh oh oh
DATE: I just remembered I had plans to die tonight, sorry
ME: you look kind of newpussycat
DATE: what’s newpussycat?
ME: whoa oh oh oh
DATE: I just remembered I had plans to die tonight, sorry
FRIEND: happy new-
ME: time is an artificial construct divided into units that measure our march towards death
FRIEND: -year
ME: you too
ME: time is an artificial construct divided into units that measure our march towards death
FRIEND: -year
ME: you too
December 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
FRIEND: happy new-
ME: time is an artificial construct divided into units that measure our march towards death
FRIEND: -year
ME: you too
ME: time is an artificial construct divided into units that measure our march towards death
FRIEND: -year
ME: you too
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Fallout casting director (into megaphone): We're seeking about 3 dozen extras that look like their families have been locked underground for 200 years with little to no effort to prevent inbreeding. *points directly at a guy* You're in. (He starts crying.)
December 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Fallout casting director (into megaphone): We're seeking about 3 dozen extras that look like their families have been locked underground for 200 years with little to no effort to prevent inbreeding. *points directly at a guy* You're in. (He starts crying.)
I went to a hibachi place last night and told a couple of dad jokes to the chef and he laughed but I could see in his eyes he wanted to stab me, and frankly I don’t blame him
December 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I went to a hibachi place last night and told a couple of dad jokes to the chef and he laughed but I could see in his eyes he wanted to stab me, and frankly I don’t blame him
DECEMBER 31ST: new year new me
JANUARY 1ST: new year same me again
JANUARY 1ST: new year same me again
December 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
DECEMBER 31ST: new year new me
JANUARY 1ST: new year same me again
JANUARY 1ST: new year same me again
Me rehydrating on the sidelines during a football game
December 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Me rehydrating on the sidelines during a football game
What about a QR code that sends you straight to HELL when you scan it
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
What about a QR code that sends you straight to HELL when you scan it
*interrupts carolers*
There’s only one day of Christmas idiots
There’s only one day of Christmas idiots
December 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
*interrupts carolers*
There’s only one day of Christmas idiots
There’s only one day of Christmas idiots
What’s your favorite song about jingle bells jingling all the way
December 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What’s your favorite song about jingle bells jingling all the way
Little known fact, this happened on Christmas Day
ME: Is he going to make it?
DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness
ME: *crying* oohwahahahah
DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah
DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness
ME: *crying* oohwahahahah
DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah
December 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Little known fact, this happened on Christmas Day
My favorite sex position is the Denny's Grand Slam
December 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My favorite sex position is the Denny's Grand Slam
ME: do the trains in Thomas the Tank Engine fuck?
MALL SANTA: please get off of my lap
MALL SANTA: please get off of my lap
December 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
ME: do the trains in Thomas the Tank Engine fuck?
MALL SANTA: please get off of my lap
MALL SANTA: please get off of my lap
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch an ounce of ganja
Jack lit up and took a puff
And Jill cuffed him. She was DEA. Jack died in prison.
To fetch an ounce of ganja
Jack lit up and took a puff
And Jill cuffed him. She was DEA. Jack died in prison.
December 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch an ounce of ganja
Jack lit up and took a puff
And Jill cuffed him. She was DEA. Jack died in prison.
To fetch an ounce of ganja
Jack lit up and took a puff
And Jill cuffed him. She was DEA. Jack died in prison.
Philip Rivers ordering for his family at McDonald’s
a man driving a car with 55 burgers written on the side
ALT: a man driving a car with 55 burgers written on the side
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December 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Philip Rivers ordering for his family at McDonald’s
Santa Claus is coming to town and he needs to crash on your couch, just for a few days man, and can he borrow $100
December 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Santa Claus is coming to town and he needs to crash on your couch, just for a few days man, and can he borrow $100
Did you guys know there’s a game called the game where you lose the game if you think about the game?
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Did you guys know there’s a game called the game where you lose the game if you think about the game?