mave
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if anyone needs me, i’ll be in the lagoon
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mave
@mave.bsky.social
· Oct 5
honestly at this point i would be concerned if your heights weren’t wuthering
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How dare they presume to know what would dazzle a penguin.
A ‘ring of fire’ solar eclipse will dazzle people and penguins in Antarctica
'Ring of fire' solar eclipse visible in Antarctica
The first solar eclipse of the year will grace Antarctica, and only a lucky few will get to bask — or waddle — in its glow.
www.ctvnews.ca
February 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
How dare they presume to know what would dazzle a penguin.
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In ancient Greece, it was considered bad luck to be attacked by a shark on Friday the 13th
February 13, 2026 at 3:32 PM
In ancient Greece, it was considered bad luck to be attacked by a shark on Friday the 13th
if friday the 13th fell on the 14th this month, it would make for a very scary valentine’s day
February 13, 2026 at 3:11 PM
if friday the 13th fell on the 14th this month, it would make for a very scary valentine’s day
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Don't make me do it (press the button that says restore 68 tabs)
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Don't make me do it (press the button that says restore 68 tabs)
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I'll go check out the Moon if no one else wants to.
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I'll go check out the Moon if no one else wants to.
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It is always darkest before I remember that I have babybel cheese in the fridge
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
It is always darkest before I remember that I have babybel cheese in the fridge
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fellow bird appreciators: do you have any experience with heated bird baths? my partner surprised me with one for xmas, we installed it about 3 weeks ago and as far as we can tell, no takers. should we stick it out longer before trying a new location?
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 PM
fellow bird appreciators: do you have any experience with heated bird baths? my partner surprised me with one for xmas, we installed it about 3 weeks ago and as far as we can tell, no takers. should we stick it out longer before trying a new location?
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sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 AM
sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
Of course I studied the classics
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Of course I studied the classics
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It’s time to enter my final and greatest era: telling people to keep their shirt on
February 9, 2026 at 4:37 PM
It’s time to enter my final and greatest era: telling people to keep their shirt on
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I saw a job posting for plant maintenance and I was like aww🌱 that would be fun, but it was for something else entirely.
February 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I saw a job posting for plant maintenance and I was like aww🌱 that would be fun, but it was for something else entirely.
when does the zamboni come out onto the field
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
when does the zamboni come out onto the field
If this Super Bowl party isn’t great, my plan is to be evacuated by helicopter, Lindsey Vonn-style
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
If this Super Bowl party isn’t great, my plan is to be evacuated by helicopter, Lindsey Vonn-style
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If you ever see a cat in public it is your civic duty to assist that cat with whatever matters it is currently engaged in, regardless of legality or personal financial cost
February 2, 2026 at 1:00 PM
If you ever see a cat in public it is your civic duty to assist that cat with whatever matters it is currently engaged in, regardless of legality or personal financial cost
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the click that fountain coke machines make when you press them is a great click. probably one of the best clicks
February 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
the click that fountain coke machines make when you press them is a great click. probably one of the best clicks
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Happy 1st of second January to all who celebrate
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Happy 1st of second January to all who celebrate
Tickets are nonrefundable and nontransferable. Something to consider before booking a seat on the doomsday glacier
February 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Tickets are nonrefundable and nontransferable. Something to consider before booking a seat on the doomsday glacier
to the icicle that just dripped down the back of my neck: how dare you, sir?
January 31, 2026 at 4:48 PM
to the icicle that just dripped down the back of my neck: how dare you, sir?
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I'm in a trance AND I'm in a transom. I'm in 2 things. Please help me.
October 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I'm in a trance AND I'm in a transom. I'm in 2 things. Please help me.
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At the gym. This is the first day I cannot park in physical therapy parking, which means it's up to a rag-tag group of elves, hobbits and dwarves to get me to the actual building.
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM
At the gym. This is the first day I cannot park in physical therapy parking, which means it's up to a rag-tag group of elves, hobbits and dwarves to get me to the actual building.
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I don't start enough sentences with the word "saaaaay."
January 30, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I don't start enough sentences with the word "saaaaay."
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🎶gilly up, jingle-fish,
pick up ur fins🎶
pick up ur fins🎶
January 30, 2026 at 3:12 AM
🎶gilly up, jingle-fish,
pick up ur fins🎶
pick up ur fins🎶
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Singing "she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah" but like real sarcastically
January 30, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Singing "she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah" but like real sarcastically
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the main thing i achieve in therapy is finding new stuff inside me. like oh cool. there’s the pit. didn’t know that was there.
January 29, 2026 at 8:28 PM
the main thing i achieve in therapy is finding new stuff inside me. like oh cool. there’s the pit. didn’t know that was there.
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“OMG, why is my chicken club sandwich crunchy? This is 12 shades of wrong!”
—me, forgetting that there’s bacon in a chicken club sandwich
—me, forgetting that there’s bacon in a chicken club sandwich
January 29, 2026 at 7:56 PM
“OMG, why is my chicken club sandwich crunchy? This is 12 shades of wrong!”
—me, forgetting that there’s bacon in a chicken club sandwich
—me, forgetting that there’s bacon in a chicken club sandwich