mave
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mave
@mave.bsky.social
· Jul 10
As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants
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[Alien family passing Earth]
*door lock noise*
*door lock noise*
July 27, 2023 at 3:29 PM
[Alien family passing Earth]
*door lock noise*
*door lock noise*
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*puts milk for Santa back in the attic*
December 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
*puts milk for Santa back in the attic*
Probably the worst part of being a mouse is having to act happy about sleeping in a sardine can
December 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Probably the worst part of being a mouse is having to act happy about sleeping in a sardine can
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Just knitted a cardigan in a fit of rage
December 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Just knitted a cardigan in a fit of rage
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*my wife comes home from work & sees me in the kitchen wearing an apron, tending to a pot on the oven. i scoop a little bit with a wooden spoon & gently hold one hand underneath as i bring the spoon to her mouth. some light jazz is playing.*
this is hot water. what do i do next?
this is hot water. what do i do next?
December 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
*my wife comes home from work & sees me in the kitchen wearing an apron, tending to a pot on the oven. i scoop a little bit with a wooden spoon & gently hold one hand underneath as i bring the spoon to her mouth. some light jazz is playing.*
this is hot water. what do i do next?
this is hot water. what do i do next?
If you got a hippopotamus for Christmas, you may be entitled to compensation
December 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If you got a hippopotamus for Christmas, you may be entitled to compensation
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Wishing you and yours joyous brand engagement
December 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Wishing you and yours joyous brand engagement
Happy holidays, pals! No matter what happens over the next few days, don’t drink the snow globe juice
December 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Happy holidays, pals! No matter what happens over the next few days, don’t drink the snow globe juice
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Just set my email autoreply to the word DON'T in 72pt bold caps
December 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Just set my email autoreply to the word DON'T in 72pt bold caps
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We are ready for Xmas
December 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We are ready for Xmas
Please keep your sugar plums in the upright and locked position
December 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Please keep your sugar plums in the upright and locked position
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The Grinch is wearing me around like a backpack. Odd smell to this fellow
December 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The Grinch is wearing me around like a backpack. Odd smell to this fellow
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Covering everything in fake snow and feeling pretty serene.
December 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Covering everything in fake snow and feeling pretty serene.
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my “my house AND heart are made of glass” t-shirt has people asking questions I’m not sure I’m fully prepared to answer
December 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
my “my house AND heart are made of glass” t-shirt has people asking questions I’m not sure I’m fully prepared to answer
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[about to turn off a light switch with wet hands]
This will be the time it happens
This will be the time it happens
December 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
[about to turn off a light switch with wet hands]
This will be the time it happens
This will be the time it happens
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My boss just yelled at me for making helicopter noises with my mouth. This meeting sucks
December 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My boss just yelled at me for making helicopter noises with my mouth. This meeting sucks
Slept ten hours last night and now I understand quantum mechanics
December 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Slept ten hours last night and now I understand quantum mechanics
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Due to a variety of circumstances, I have had to do a series of hard things on behalf of my father alone, temporarily, without family support, & let me tell you, I’m REALLY leaning into smelling good & wearing ruthlessly tailored clothes as a method for getting through it.
December 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Due to a variety of circumstances, I have had to do a series of hard things on behalf of my father alone, temporarily, without family support, & let me tell you, I’m REALLY leaning into smelling good & wearing ruthlessly tailored clothes as a method for getting through it.
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I had to repair and repaint a wall today, so everything is absolutely everywhere. Three times since plugging things back in, I’ve heard a bright kind of 'powering-up' or baffling notification sound I couldn’t identify.
It was my dress was brushing the violin as I walked past it in the kitchen.
It was my dress was brushing the violin as I walked past it in the kitchen.
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I had to repair and repaint a wall today, so everything is absolutely everywhere. Three times since plugging things back in, I’ve heard a bright kind of 'powering-up' or baffling notification sound I couldn’t identify.
It was my dress was brushing the violin as I walked past it in the kitchen.
It was my dress was brushing the violin as I walked past it in the kitchen.
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Under 'medical history', we were hoping for something more specific to you personally. You wrote "Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928".
February 7, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Under 'medical history', we were hoping for something more specific to you personally. You wrote "Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928".
another winter solstice in the books: stood by a roaring bonfire under a spontaneous meteor shower between a wizard and a talking owl
December 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
another winter solstice in the books: stood by a roaring bonfire under a spontaneous meteor shower between a wizard and a talking owl
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Me, watching a sea creature: how can it stand being so cold and wet?
Sea creature, watching me: how can it stand being so warm and dry?
Sea creature, watching me: how can it stand being so warm and dry?
December 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Me, watching a sea creature: how can it stand being so cold and wet?
Sea creature, watching me: how can it stand being so warm and dry?
Sea creature, watching me: how can it stand being so warm and dry?
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I like when the holiday ad emails make the shift into the You know what’s nice? A gift card.
December 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I like when the holiday ad emails make the shift into the You know what’s nice? A gift card.
omen of the day: saw a full Santa Claus riding a motorcycle
December 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
omen of the day: saw a full Santa Claus riding a motorcycle