bad bisque
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Black Lives Matter | wear a mask!!
🚫no AI anything whatsoever, keep that shit away from me🚫
pls use alt text
🚫no AI anything whatsoever, keep that shit away from me🚫
pls use alt text
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i think i’d like to eat dinner inside one of the pyramids
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
i think i’d like to eat dinner inside one of the pyramids
chekhov's hot-pocket
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
chekhov's hot-pocket
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yea it's a dry goop though, it's the humidity that gets u
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
yea it's a dry goop though, it's the humidity that gets u
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Just looked up a new, overpriced mexican place in town and their splash page shows dog butthole
November 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Just looked up a new, overpriced mexican place in town and their splash page shows dog butthole
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How do you know if a star has died?
You read its orbituary
You read its orbituary
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
How do you know if a star has died?
You read its orbituary
You read its orbituary
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i spend 29 seconds brushing each quartile of my teeth, and spend the 4 seconds i save reading up on the newest philosophies and techniques in business management
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
i spend 29 seconds brushing each quartile of my teeth, and spend the 4 seconds i save reading up on the newest philosophies and techniques in business management
lmao just noticed my reflection & it looks like im solemnly pointing a pistol at the paper towel roll
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
lmao just noticed my reflection & it looks like im solemnly pointing a pistol at the paper towel roll
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Surnames often reflect what one's ancestors did. That's why my last name is Grandpa
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Surnames often reflect what one's ancestors did. That's why my last name is Grandpa
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This movie streaming app is reminds me of a type of fandago one might have at home, not on the steets, say, nor in the clubs but in the home
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This movie streaming app is reminds me of a type of fandago one might have at home, not on the steets, say, nor in the clubs but in the home
*quietly waits for u outside the bathroom, crudely-made Dooker of the Year award in hand* :)
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
*quietly waits for u outside the bathroom, crudely-made Dooker of the Year award in hand* :)
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ANNOUNCING:
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!
Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.
Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!
Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.
Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
ANNOUNCING:
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!
Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.
Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!
Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.
Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
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jump into the preheated Wok of Ideas
November 3, 2024 at 9:26 PM
jump into the preheated Wok of Ideas
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(playing a video game) Wow I feel like I’m in an environment
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
(playing a video game) Wow I feel like I’m in an environment
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If you hold down your horn for 10-20 seconds, the other drivers will finally start to respect you—maybe even love you.
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If you hold down your horn for 10-20 seconds, the other drivers will finally start to respect you—maybe even love you.
got in a hot tub and inched our way down into da water at 109°
only to see the sign on the tub after we came out 1hr later, which says "don't get in if water is above 104°" lmao
only to see the sign on the tub after we came out 1hr later, which says "don't get in if water is above 104°" lmao
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
got in a hot tub and inched our way down into da water at 109°
only to see the sign on the tub after we came out 1hr later, which says "don't get in if water is above 104°" lmao
only to see the sign on the tub after we came out 1hr later, which says "don't get in if water is above 104°" lmao
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Guys I have been using Moist Dental Cream every single day and let me tell you it has change my life
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Guys I have been using Moist Dental Cream every single day and let me tell you it has change my life
i missed the last couple ones; wanna join me today?
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
i missed the last couple ones; wanna join me today?
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Still out of work
No car or phone
Urgently to put together $400 for rent today
EleanorIsWeird on venmo or Cash app
Anything helps, thank you
No car or phone
Urgently to put together $400 for rent today
EleanorIsWeird on venmo or Cash app
Anything helps, thank you
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Still out of work
No car or phone
Urgently to put together $400 for rent today
EleanorIsWeird on venmo or Cash app
Anything helps, thank you
No car or phone
Urgently to put together $400 for rent today
EleanorIsWeird on venmo or Cash app
Anything helps, thank you
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Lunch is one of the more intriguing aspects of the modern meal-space
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Lunch is one of the more intriguing aspects of the modern meal-space
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(holding a bubble wand) wanna hit this?
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
(holding a bubble wand) wanna hit this?
this one is about a giant baby who slipped and fell on a stewed tomato
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
this one is about a giant baby who slipped and fell on a stewed tomato
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thinking of turning normal soon.
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
thinking of turning normal soon.