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Black Lives Matter | wear a mask!!

🚫no AI anything whatsoever, keep that shit away from me🚫

pls use alt text
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how about we take just one minute together? :)
that being said, happy new year to all the lovelies and freakos on here!!!!
going to bed 30 mins before midnight :) idgaf
January 1, 2026 at 4:32 AM
going to bed 30 mins before midnight :) idgaf
January 1, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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uploading carrots to horse internet
January 1, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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Stones, rocks and gravel: a naturally gluten-free food
December 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
January 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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There should be one time zone called ”The Time Zone”
December 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
oh sweet Jesus how did i forget about this one, i think about it all the time lmao
December 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
RIP to such a funny person
we bring this one up all the time
December 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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How could my grasslands possibly be too verdant
December 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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It’s so important to read badly written books that you hate
December 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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circumcised by his own lightsaber
December 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Search from:@badbisque.bsky.social chicken
December 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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"my stinking ass!!!", he exclaimed
December 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
😊
Beano #2086, July 10, 1982
December 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
chicken discotheque
December 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Kirk: Beam me up Scotty
Scotty: I will do it later
December 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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The cloacal farts have to be next level
December 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Spirit of Sebulba senior living community
December 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Imagination is the devil's paint
December 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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@badbisque.bsky.social chicken stilettos
December 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
merry chickenmas
December 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM