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it certainly does not mean I secretly like the roaches and want them to carry on infesting my house
if I were happy with the roaches infesting my house I wouldn’t be mad at my shitty exterminator
if I were happy with the roaches infesting my house I wouldn’t be mad at my shitty exterminator
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 PM
it certainly does not mean I secretly like the roaches and want them to carry on infesting my house
if I were happy with the roaches infesting my house I wouldn’t be mad at my shitty exterminator
if I were happy with the roaches infesting my house I wouldn’t be mad at my shitty exterminator
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if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator
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I expect evil people to do evil things
I also expect people selling themselves as a bulwark against those evil people to fight tooth and nail against the evil things evil people do
only one of these groups is currently performing according to expectations
I also expect people selling themselves as a bulwark against those evil people to fight tooth and nail against the evil things evil people do
only one of these groups is currently performing according to expectations
January 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I expect evil people to do evil things
I also expect people selling themselves as a bulwark against those evil people to fight tooth and nail against the evil things evil people do
only one of these groups is currently performing according to expectations
I also expect people selling themselves as a bulwark against those evil people to fight tooth and nail against the evil things evil people do
only one of these groups is currently performing according to expectations
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
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Begun, these Epstein Wars have
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Begun, these Epstein Wars have
Googled "news" and got a bunch of random stories from up to 7 years ago so i then hit the "news" tab of my search for "news" then had to scroll over to change the results to "within last 24 hours" then my results were CBS news live feed and NPR asking if Trump is "taking too much aspirin"
January 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Googled "news" and got a bunch of random stories from up to 7 years ago so i then hit the "news" tab of my search for "news" then had to scroll over to change the results to "within last 24 hours" then my results were CBS news live feed and NPR asking if Trump is "taking too much aspirin"
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
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World, sanction us. For the love of all that is holy, sanction the United States.
January 3, 2026 at 11:39 AM
World, sanction us. For the love of all that is holy, sanction the United States.
The more higher i is the more i can almost understand french
January 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
The more higher i is the more i can almost understand french
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just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
Man lawyers in England and France look fucking crazy. A frenvh prosecutor wears a crazy red robe with crazy dalmation fur fringe
January 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Man lawyers in England and France look fucking crazy. A frenvh prosecutor wears a crazy red robe with crazy dalmation fur fringe
2026: peanut butter and chocolate chips in the oatmeal
January 1, 2026 at 2:46 PM
2026: peanut butter and chocolate chips in the oatmeal
It started as a simple rain blessing journey to Africa but it soon became something more....sinister...
Watch The TOTO Protocol
In theaters this summer
Beware the rainy season...
Watch The TOTO Protocol
In theaters this summer
Beware the rainy season...
December 31, 2025 at 5:35 AM
It started as a simple rain blessing journey to Africa but it soon became something more....sinister...
Watch The TOTO Protocol
In theaters this summer
Beware the rainy season...
Watch The TOTO Protocol
In theaters this summer
Beware the rainy season...
You can only call it 'pesketti if it's from the Pesketti Basin region
December 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
You can only call it 'pesketti if it's from the Pesketti Basin region
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lord take me downtown
I'm just lookin for some lunch
I'm just lookin for some lunch
September 11, 2023 at 2:28 PM
lord take me downtown
I'm just lookin for some lunch
I'm just lookin for some lunch
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RIP to such a funny person
we bring this one up all the time
we bring this one up all the time
December 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
RIP to such a funny person
we bring this one up all the time
we bring this one up all the time
"It's Swann's Way or the Highway," is the greatest opening to a novel ever written. Thanks, Marcel! Very Proustian of you
December 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"It's Swann's Way or the Highway," is the greatest opening to a novel ever written. Thanks, Marcel! Very Proustian of you
France has these little mailing boxes and they're called Bong Boxes and that is neat
December 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
France has these little mailing boxes and they're called Bong Boxes and that is neat
Homosex
Travel
Chipotle
Travel
Chipotle
Friends
Pussyay
Dchomosex
Not sure about that last one
Pussyay
Dchomosex
Not sure about that last one
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Homosex
Travel
Chipotle
Travel
Chipotle
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We can live without billionaires but billionaires cannot live without us, in the same way that a body can live without cancer, but cancer cannot live without a body.
December 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
We can live without billionaires but billionaires cannot live without us, in the same way that a body can live without cancer, but cancer cannot live without a body.
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anybody else just immediately feel calmer when they get put back in their crate
August 11, 2023 at 4:16 AM
anybody else just immediately feel calmer when they get put back in their crate
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The cloacal farts have to be next level
December 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The cloacal farts have to be next level
The cloacal farts have to be next level
December 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The cloacal farts have to be next level
Eagles truly do have the crazed eyes of a zealot. Very apropos for america.
December 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Eagles truly do have the crazed eyes of a zealot. Very apropos for america.