You Can't Do That On Television
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
You Can't Do That On Television
Im just not seeing it. Looks almost typed
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Im just not seeing it. Looks almost typed
Just spent 15 mins scouring my phone for a particularly shitty photoshop i did of stephen king secretly being Frankenstein but alas....no luck. But stephen King is indeed the real Frankenstein
October 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Just spent 15 mins scouring my phone for a particularly shitty photoshop i did of stephen king secretly being Frankenstein but alas....no luck. But stephen King is indeed the real Frankenstein
I just took this pic on Monday and told my wife "I used to work there!"
October 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I just took this pic on Monday and told my wife "I used to work there!"
I know one simple, sure-fire way to stop them and it'll save the government billions of dollars
October 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I know one simple, sure-fire way to stop them and it'll save the government billions of dollars
Tell me again which political party is violent and aggressive? The one with assault rifles saying to sterilize half the country....or the one that wants people to have healthcare?
October 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Tell me again which political party is violent and aggressive? The one with assault rifles saying to sterilize half the country....or the one that wants people to have healthcare?
She's huffin glue down by the earth tyres
October 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
She's huffin glue down by the earth tyres
Can you guess what I did 2 minutes before this old tweet?
October 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Can you guess what I did 2 minutes before this old tweet?
I think I finally found the first thing i "jacked off" to. When I was 3 I crawled up on my parents headboard and rubbed my nub frantically to these Dino-monstrosities until i felt "relieved"
October 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I think I finally found the first thing i "jacked off" to. When I was 3 I crawled up on my parents headboard and rubbed my nub frantically to these Dino-monstrosities until i felt "relieved"
10 years ago today I was in Chicago purchasing my Vienna Beef Chicago's Dog shirt that I still wear all the time even though there's a huge hole in the 'pit and all the logo is crumbling off of it
October 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
10 years ago today I was in Chicago purchasing my Vienna Beef Chicago's Dog shirt that I still wear all the time even though there's a huge hole in the 'pit and all the logo is crumbling off of it
Umm remember this?
www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...
www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Umm remember this?
www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...
www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...
I've been told i have a "cartoon perfect" and "cat-like" nose for some reason
September 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I've been told i have a "cartoon perfect" and "cat-like" nose for some reason
He literally looks exactly like this guy from Harry Potter 1. These are the people leading the charge against transness. I just can't
September 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
He literally looks exactly like this guy from Harry Potter 1. These are the people leading the charge against transness. I just can't
Asked my wife to marry me right here. Damn, I'm smooth as hell (Castlevania Symphony of the Night is modeled after this castle)
September 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Asked my wife to marry me right here. Damn, I'm smooth as hell (Castlevania Symphony of the Night is modeled after this castle)
Got bored at work so a made a custom mouse cursor of a land surveying prism pole to use in demonstrating land survey techniques at work
September 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Got bored at work so a made a custom mouse cursor of a land surveying prism pole to use in demonstrating land survey techniques at work
It is Robo's unofficial 15th birthday. I brought him in to get neutered around labor day 2011 and the vet said he was a year old.
September 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It is Robo's unofficial 15th birthday. I brought him in to get neutered around labor day 2011 and the vet said he was a year old.
20yo me in the fog
August 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
20yo me in the fog
Life in 2025 America
August 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Life in 2025 America
Remembering a classic bit where I asked a miami sailing instructor if Biscayne Bay was The Ocean and then acting as if Miami Beach was England.
"I thought the ocean was bigger. It really took the pilgrims MONTHS to cross this?!"
"I thought the ocean was bigger. It really took the pilgrims MONTHS to cross this?!"
August 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Remembering a classic bit where I asked a miami sailing instructor if Biscayne Bay was The Ocean and then acting as if Miami Beach was England.
"I thought the ocean was bigger. It really took the pilgrims MONTHS to cross this?!"
"I thought the ocean was bigger. It really took the pilgrims MONTHS to cross this?!"