progesterin
@erinys.uwu.lgbt
allegedly a lawyer, but absolutely nothing i shitpost here should be taken as legal advice, or really advice at all probably
she/they 🏳️⚧️
wasian 🇰🇷
discord: errinyous
she/they 🏳️⚧️
wasian 🇰🇷
discord: errinyous
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progesterin
@erinys.uwu.lgbt
· Jan 3
dear new followers: fuck the democratic party; sex worker and trans liberation; weird kink and gay sex is the meaning of life.
you've been warned.
you've been warned.
well, his name is my name too, so that doesn't really count
February 10, 2026 at 1:15 AM
well, his name is my name too, so that doesn't really count
i'm provisionally penciling martin john in at chaotic neutral
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
i'm provisionally penciling martin john in at chaotic neutral
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Trump doesn't realize that permanently eliminating the Stanley Cup actually wouldn't have any impact at all on Canada.
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Trump doesn't realize that permanently eliminating the Stanley Cup actually wouldn't have any impact at all on Canada.
i think we have enough of them at this point to make a full alignment chart of guys (real and fictional) with two first names
February 9, 2026 at 11:44 PM
i think we have enough of them at this point to make a full alignment chart of guys (real and fictional) with two first names
i'm glad that in the past 20ish hours the media has collectively decided that art is not political, thanks guys, glad we've finally solved that one
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
i'm glad that in the past 20ish hours the media has collectively decided that art is not political, thanks guys, glad we've finally solved that one
i could be trusted with an impromptu paid week off
February 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
i could be trusted with an impromptu paid week off
dear opposing counsel: as totally your lawyer i'm advising you to absolutely keep amending your complaint to add more and more ridiculous factual and legal claims each time
February 9, 2026 at 8:25 PM
dear opposing counsel: as totally your lawyer i'm advising you to absolutely keep amending your complaint to add more and more ridiculous factual and legal claims each time
so who's making the next replacement for discord that we'll all use for 5-10 years until they too inevitably make terrible decisions forcing us all to switch yet again?
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
so who's making the next replacement for discord that we'll all use for 5-10 years until they too inevitably make terrible decisions forcing us all to switch yet again?
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An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
you would think the irish would have more representation at the o'lympics tbh
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 PM
you would think the irish would have more representation at the o'lympics tbh
this has "gimme five bees for a quarter" energy but yknow what i accept
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 PM
this has "gimme five bees for a quarter" energy but yknow what i accept
if it happens this week we should put bad bunny on the $100 bill
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 PM
if it happens this week we should put bad bunny on the $100 bill
on the one hand i hope It Happens today, or tomorrow, or as soon as possibly, but on the other hand it would be very funny for him to survive long enough to see republicans get absolutely obliterated in november
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 PM
on the one hand i hope It Happens today, or tomorrow, or as soon as possibly, but on the other hand it would be very funny for him to survive long enough to see republicans get absolutely obliterated in november
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small crab eating a grape (important)
February 8, 2026 at 6:16 AM
small crab eating a grape (important)
giving up 53 runs in a game sounds tough but if any team can pull it off
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
giving up 53 runs in a game sounds tough but if any team can pull it off
very deserved golden shower
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
very deserved golden shower
i did not see the jesus jump scare coming in that commercial
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
i did not see the jesus jump scare coming in that commercial
did the company that made a commercial about piss pay for that closeup of yellow gatorade
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
did the company that made a commercial about piss pay for that closeup of yellow gatorade
baby i was born this way 🤷♀️
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
baby i was born this way 🤷♀️
hell yeah garbage time
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
hell yeah garbage time
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what is the song that's playing right now
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
what is the song that's playing right now
assigned fan at birth
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
assigned fan at birth
makes me wonder what I did wrong to be rooting for the same things as these people
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
makes me wonder what I did wrong to be rooting for the same things as these people
ngl knowing that a lot the worst people in the world are sad tonight takes some of the sting out
If you’re a neutral watching this Super Bowl and trying to decide how to feel about the result, just remember Jesse Singal is sad right now
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
ngl knowing that a lot the worst people in the world are sad tonight takes some of the sting out