progesterin
@erinys.uwu.lgbt
allegedly a lawyer, but absolutely nothing i shitpost here should be taken as legal advice, or really advice at all probably
she/they 🏳️⚧️
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discord: errinyous
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@erinys.uwu.lgbt
· Jan 3
dear new followers: fuck the democratic party; sex worker and trans liberation; weird kink and gay sex is the meaning of life.
you've been warned.
you've been warned.
i hope they get rid of their fuckass ai ordering system at the drive through while they're at it
Wendy's is closing several hundred U.S. restaurants and increasing its focus on value after a weaker-than-expected fourth quarter.
Wendy's closes US restaurants and focuses on value to turn around falling sales
Wendy’s is closing several hundred U.S. restaurants and increasing its focus on value after a weaker-than-expected fourth quarter.
bit.ly
February 14, 2026 at 2:34 AM
i hope they get rid of their fuckass ai ordering system at the drive through while they're at it
i'm cringing so hard my butthole might collapse into a singularity
February 13, 2026 at 10:18 PM
i'm cringing so hard my butthole might collapse into a singularity
oh noooooooooooo this is an even worse idea than blaming your own support staff 😬😬😬😬
HOLY FUCK. ONE LAST PROTIP FOR LAWYERS:
DO NOT, AND I MEAN DO NOTTTTT, RESPOND TO A SANCTION ORDER FROM A JUDGE BY PLACING THE BLAME ON THE JUDGE’S JUDICIAL ASSISTANT OMG OMG 😱
DO NOT, AND I MEAN DO NOTTTTT, RESPOND TO A SANCTION ORDER FROM A JUDGE BY PLACING THE BLAME ON THE JUDGE’S JUDICIAL ASSISTANT OMG OMG 😱
February 13, 2026 at 10:12 PM
oh noooooooooooo this is an even worse idea than blaming your own support staff 😬😬😬😬
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Petition to make "I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be presenting an irrefutable one in the very near future" the opening paragraph on every legal brief going forward.
“There will be Voter I.D. for the Midterm Elections, whether approved by Congress or not!”
February 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Petition to make "I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be presenting an irrefutable one in the very near future" the opening paragraph on every legal brief going forward.
your honor,,,
Trump: “The Democrats refuse to vote for Voter I.D., or Citizenship. The reason is very simple — They want to continue to cheat in Elections. This was not what our Founders desired … There will be Voter I.D. for the Midterm Elections, whether approved by Congress or not!“
February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
your honor,,,
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like imagine the shitshow her depo is gonna be
February 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
like imagine the shitshow her depo is gonna be
oh to be the municipal attorney defending this one
"Pirro said she tripped over a large wooden block protruding from a steel plate in a roadway.
[The city of Rye] said "it can hardly be said that the City was negligent in a duty to pedestrians at a location that was not a pedestrian walkway"
[The city of Rye] said "it can hardly be said that the City was negligent in a duty to pedestrians at a location that was not a pedestrian walkway"
Jeanine Pirro files a $250,000 negligence suit in New York over a trip-and-fall
Jeanine Pirro has sued Rye, New York, and utility company Con Edison after she says she tripped on a roadway hazard during a walk.
apnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
oh to be the municipal attorney defending this one
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In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women."
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
European Parliament Votes Overwhelmingly For "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women"
The resolution, though nonbinding, is a significant shot at those who seek to erode transgender rights on the continent.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women."
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
just told my boomer boss "it be like that sometimes yeah" and he just nodded sagely
February 13, 2026 at 7:04 PM
just told my boomer boss "it be like that sometimes yeah" and he just nodded sagely
it's called spooning because it helps restore your spoons after a long day of using them up
February 13, 2026 at 6:45 PM
it's called spooning because it helps restore your spoons after a long day of using them up
with no context this is a horrifying post
yeah skeleton is fuckin sick, they go zoom
February 13, 2026 at 3:11 PM
with no context this is a horrifying post
god i wish the microsoft 365 login settings understood the concept of consent
February 13, 2026 at 3:09 PM
god i wish the microsoft 365 login settings understood the concept of consent
friday the 13th isn't a big deal anymore since every day is unlucky now
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 PM
friday the 13th isn't a big deal anymore since every day is unlucky now
the ben gibbard opening may have pushed that one over the top
February 12, 2026 at 11:22 PM
the ben gibbard opening may have pushed that one over the top
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gays should be allowed to leave work early if they miss their partners very much
February 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM
gays should be allowed to leave work early if they miss their partners very much
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Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
goals
February 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
goals
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A frappe has ice cream, a milkshake doesn't, and a cabinet is just a frappe made in the heathen wilds of Rhode Island.
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
A frappe has ice cream, a milkshake doesn't, and a cabinet is just a frappe made in the heathen wilds of Rhode Island.
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I deeply appreciate that they looked at an insane sport where people go 80mph down an ice chute and said let’s make it crazier
winter sports rule
winter sports rule
OH MY GOD THEY HAVE TO HIT THIS FOR NEXT PERSON TO GO IN THE LUGE RELAY!!
February 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I deeply appreciate that they looked at an insane sport where people go 80mph down an ice chute and said let’s make it crazier
winter sports rule
winter sports rule
not really the important takeaway here but seeing a federal judge using such an informal writing style is fascinating
BREAKING: Judge Leon *rejects* Secretary Hegseth's bid to punish Sen. Kelly for advising troops to ignore illegal orders. ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show...
February 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
not really the important takeaway here but seeing a federal judge using such an informal writing style is fascinating
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Judges only use this amount of exclamation marks when they’re pissed (legit) 😮💨
BREAKING: Judge Leon *rejects* Secretary Hegseth's bid to punish Sen. Kelly for advising troops to ignore illegal orders. ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show...
February 12, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Judges only use this amount of exclamation marks when they’re pissed (legit) 😮💨
taking odds on whether jimmy eat world bleed american 25th anniversary concert at red rocks will be the most millennial coded show i've ever been to
February 12, 2026 at 5:45 PM
taking odds on whether jimmy eat world bleed american 25th anniversary concert at red rocks will be the most millennial coded show i've ever been to