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@erinys.uwu.lgbt
allegedly a lawyer, but absolutely nothing i shitpost here should be taken as legal advice, or really advice at all probably
she/they 🏳️⚧️
wasian 🇰🇷
discord: errinyous
she/they 🏳️⚧️
wasian 🇰🇷
discord: errinyous
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@erinys.uwu.lgbt
· Jan 3
dear new followers: fuck the democratic party; sex worker and trans liberation; weird kink and gay sex is the meaning of life.
you've been warned.
you've been warned.
tfw you're trying to stay all dommey and imposing during sex but your brat pulls some brat shit and you can't help but crack a smile
February 11, 2026 at 6:28 AM
tfw you're trying to stay all dommey and imposing during sex but your brat pulls some brat shit and you can't help but crack a smile
against opposing counsel, no less
February 11, 2026 at 6:27 AM
against opposing counsel, no less
i think he will be reasonably lucky to get out of this without paying attorney's fees to opposing counsel
February 11, 2026 at 6:27 AM
i think he will be reasonably lucky to get out of this without paying attorney's fees to opposing counsel
the 12b6 hearing next week is an open-to-the-public zoom meeting. i'm extremely tempted to lurk and spectate if my work schedule allows.
February 11, 2026 at 5:39 AM
the 12b6 hearing next week is an open-to-the-public zoom meeting. i'm extremely tempted to lurk and spectate if my work schedule allows.
dear #lawsky: trust me when i say you should read through this reddit thread. it's absolutely worth your time.
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February 11, 2026 at 4:50 AM
dear #lawsky: trust me when i say you should read through this reddit thread. it's absolutely worth your time.
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I mean technically yes but they still did 9/11 so 🤷♂️
February 10, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I mean technically yes but they still did 9/11 so 🤷♂️
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🚨New billboard our campaign just erected near the ICE detention facility in Aurora, Colorado. Every ICE agent leaving the facility should know: you are not above the law.
February 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
🚨New billboard our campaign just erected near the ICE detention facility in Aurora, Colorado. Every ICE agent leaving the facility should know: you are not above the law.
your honor, i did not fully and truthfully answer opposing counsel's interrogatories because he didn't say "simon says" in the instructions
February 10, 2026 at 10:21 PM
your honor, i did not fully and truthfully answer opposing counsel's interrogatories because he didn't say "simon says" in the instructions
saga out here driving a burning car off a bridge in a corset and garters
February 10, 2026 at 8:51 PM
saga out here driving a burning car off a bridge in a corset and garters
the chaser pride flag is just a c-tier dick pic
February 10, 2026 at 8:37 PM
the chaser pride flag is just a c-tier dick pic
boss keeps talking about how we need to get witnesses off in less than a day and like, my dude, you need to work on your technique
February 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
boss keeps talking about how we need to get witnesses off in less than a day and like, my dude, you need to work on your technique
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Everyone: Looking forward for the new baseball season!
Kris Bryant: [instantly goes on the injured list]
Kris Bryant: [instantly goes on the injured list]
February 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Everyone: Looking forward for the new baseball season!
Kris Bryant: [instantly goes on the injured list]
Kris Bryant: [instantly goes on the injured list]
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
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Age verification? My family’s first computer was an 8086 that ran on BASIC. Its “return” key was labeled “exec”. The company that produced it competed with IBM for a couple of decades.
age verification? my family's first computer had a sticker on it advertising its 40mb hdd
Age verification? My first monitor had two colors. Black and green.
February 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Age verification? My family’s first computer was an 8086 that ran on BASIC. Its “return” key was labeled “exec”. The company that produced it competed with IBM for a couple of decades.
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Age verification? In my high school computer math class, we filled in our code on cards with Number 2 pencils and fed them into a card reader for the computer with 2K of RAM. Not a typo.
age verification? my family's first computer had a sticker on it advertising its 40mb hdd
Age verification? My first monitor had two colors. Black and green.
February 10, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Age verification? In my high school computer math class, we filled in our code on cards with Number 2 pencils and fed them into a card reader for the computer with 2K of RAM. Not a typo.
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age verification?
I saw Star Wars: A New Hope in the theater...
When it was originally released.
I saw Star Wars: A New Hope in the theater...
When it was originally released.
age verification? my family's first computer had a sticker on it advertising its 40mb hdd
Age verification? My first monitor had two colors. Black and green.
February 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
age verification?
I saw Star Wars: A New Hope in the theater...
When it was originally released.
I saw Star Wars: A New Hope in the theater...
When it was originally released.
age verification? my family's first computer had a sticker on it advertising its 40mb hdd
Age verification? My first monitor had two colors. Black and green.
Age verification? My first game console was Atari
February 10, 2026 at 5:53 PM
age verification? my family's first computer had a sticker on it advertising its 40mb hdd
sauron mastered the palantiri and used them to spy like cameras across middle earth, that's why they called him the lord of the ring
February 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
sauron mastered the palantiri and used them to spy like cameras across middle earth, that's why they called him the lord of the ring
how much would it cost to get an implant that releases small doses of caffeine directly into my bloodstream throughout the work day
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 PM
how much would it cost to get an implant that releases small doses of caffeine directly into my bloodstream throughout the work day
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born to stay home and watch extended Lord of The Rings dvd in 4K forced to go to office and type things
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 PM
born to stay home and watch extended Lord of The Rings dvd in 4K forced to go to office and type things
kink is the only place where the beatings really can continue until morale improves
February 10, 2026 at 3:39 PM
kink is the only place where the beatings really can continue until morale improves
well, his name is my name too, so that doesn't really count
February 10, 2026 at 1:15 AM
well, his name is my name too, so that doesn't really count
i'm provisionally penciling martin john in at chaotic neutral
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
i'm provisionally penciling martin john in at chaotic neutral
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Trump doesn't realize that permanently eliminating the Stanley Cup actually wouldn't have any impact at all on Canada.
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Trump doesn't realize that permanently eliminating the Stanley Cup actually wouldn't have any impact at all on Canada.