Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
He/They
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern/Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying/Sometimes Funny
Fix Your Hearts or Die
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern/Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying/Sometimes Funny
Fix Your Hearts or Die
Pinned
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
this meme speaks directly to me.
January 5, 2026 at 5:09 AM
this meme speaks directly to me.
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Gassy Johannsen
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Gassy Johannsen
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St Johnson De Le Flagellant
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
St Johnson De Le Flagellant
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“Poots” Jacobson
January 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
“Poots” Jacobson
yeah this doesn't really surprise me
Virgo: New year, new you. There is literally a new version of you out there hunting you down. Good luck!
January 5, 2026 at 2:58 AM
yeah this doesn't really surprise me
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Concerning if literal, but would pet: Airwolf
January 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Concerning if literal, but would pet: Airwolf
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I don't know. I'm scared if I look at it my soul will get sucked out.
January 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I don't know. I'm scared if I look at it my soul will get sucked out.
wait hold on is that The Dark Crystal??
For today’s Exhibit of the Day, let’s visit the Tarugo, a dazzling elbaite tourmaline. This gem is one of the finest large crystals ever found. It is notable for its exceptional quality and unique cranberry color.
January 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
wait hold on is that The Dark Crystal??
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I wish I had been there, because I would have turned and said to her "Missie...that's Farts Johnson."
January 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I wish I had been there, because I would have turned and said to her "Missie...that's Farts Johnson."
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The other day when I was at Barnes and Noble, I was looking at a copy of AKIRA and some 14 year old girl came up to me and said "YOU READ MANGA? YOU'RE SO OLD."
I said "Akira's my age!" Felt personally attacked. lmaoooo
I said "Akira's my age!" Felt personally attacked. lmaoooo
January 4, 2026 at 3:07 PM
The other day when I was at Barnes and Noble, I was looking at a copy of AKIRA and some 14 year old girl came up to me and said "YOU READ MANGA? YOU'RE SO OLD."
I said "Akira's my age!" Felt personally attacked. lmaoooo
I said "Akira's my age!" Felt personally attacked. lmaoooo
Jean Parker showing off her archery skills for a Paramount publicity photo, 1937,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
hello
hello
Jean Parker shows off her archery skills for a Paramount publicity photo, 1937. She’s “a modern Diana” according the the publicity snipe.
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Jean Parker showing off her archery skills for a Paramount publicity photo, 1937,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
hello
hello
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Honestly, it's been kind of a downer of a day. Had fun revisiting H2G2, but I've hurt all day. Managed to rest quite a bit, and ate some good veggies & rice, and hung out with my pups and cats, at least
I don't know, I ain't trying to complain, but sometimes this chronic illness really wears me out
I don't know, I ain't trying to complain, but sometimes this chronic illness really wears me out
January 5, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Honestly, it's been kind of a downer of a day. Had fun revisiting H2G2, but I've hurt all day. Managed to rest quite a bit, and ate some good veggies & rice, and hung out with my pups and cats, at least
I don't know, I ain't trying to complain, but sometimes this chronic illness really wears me out
I don't know, I ain't trying to complain, but sometimes this chronic illness really wears me out
The absolute worst Human Beatboxing you have ever heard.
January 5, 2026 at 12:53 AM
The absolute worst Human Beatboxing you have ever heard.
even god fucking hates Arbuckle.
January 5, 2026 at 12:48 AM
even god fucking hates Arbuckle.
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i had a hard time with bathrooms as a 90s kid
January 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
i had a hard time with bathrooms as a 90s kid