Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
He/They
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern/Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying/Sometimes Funny
Fix Your Hearts or Die
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern/Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying/Sometimes Funny
Fix Your Hearts or Die
Pinned
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
That's an All-Timer, right there.
George Michael's debut album 'Faith' hit #1 on the US albums chart 38 years ago on January 16, 1988 | Listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/GMfaith
January 17, 2026 at 2:14 AM
That's an All-Timer, right there.
Hey, that's so awesome!
January 17, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Hey, that's so awesome!
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Adrienne Barbeau, director John Carpenter, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Janet Leigh on set of THE FOG (1980)
January 17, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Adrienne Barbeau, director John Carpenter, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Janet Leigh on set of THE FOG (1980)
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Images from films shot by cinematographer Karl Freund - BOTD in 1890
The Golem: How He Came into the World (1920)
The Last Laugh (1924)
Metropolis (1927)
Murders in the Rue Morgue (1932)
The Golem: How He Came into the World (1920)
The Last Laugh (1924)
Metropolis (1927)
Murders in the Rue Morgue (1932)
January 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Images from films shot by cinematographer Karl Freund - BOTD in 1890
The Golem: How He Came into the World (1920)
The Last Laugh (1924)
Metropolis (1927)
Murders in the Rue Morgue (1932)
The Golem: How He Came into the World (1920)
The Last Laugh (1924)
Metropolis (1927)
Murders in the Rue Morgue (1932)
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David Lynch passed a year ago today. I hope we all can absorb just a little bit of the energy he put out in his lifetime.
January 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
David Lynch passed a year ago today. I hope we all can absorb just a little bit of the energy he put out in his lifetime.
Seconded.
I'm one of those sickos that likes Hellraiser 3: Hell On Earth, and Hellraiser: Bloodlines
In this house we respect the CD Cenobite
In this house we respect the CD Cenobite
Alien and Hellraiser should have stopped at two.
January 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Seconded.
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I'm one of those sickos that likes Hellraiser 3: Hell On Earth, and Hellraiser: Bloodlines
In this house we respect the CD Cenobite
In this house we respect the CD Cenobite
Alien and Hellraiser should have stopped at two.
January 17, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I'm one of those sickos that likes Hellraiser 3: Hell On Earth, and Hellraiser: Bloodlines
In this house we respect the CD Cenobite
In this house we respect the CD Cenobite
it wasn't great, but wasn't nearly as bad as i expected.
January 17, 2026 at 1:30 AM
it wasn't great, but wasn't nearly as bad as i expected.
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Caravan of Courage is better than most of the mainline star wars at this point
January 17, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Caravan of Courage is better than most of the mainline star wars at this point
u know now what u must do.
January 17, 2026 at 1:23 AM
u know now what u must do.
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One year ago today, we lost David Lynch and the world legitimately became less magical.
January 16, 2026 at 1:12 PM
One year ago today, we lost David Lynch and the world legitimately became less magical.
nah, the first one.
January 17, 2026 at 1:14 AM
nah, the first one.
FARTS JOHNSON: THE VINDICATOR
January 17, 2026 at 1:13 AM
FARTS JOHNSON: THE VINDICATOR
Probably gonna watch one that tomorrow evening.
January 17, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Probably gonna watch one that tomorrow evening.
Finished the Ewok movie. It was fine for what it is. I'm sure I'd have enjoyed it a lot if I'd seen it as a kid. I'd say it's better than at least half of the theatrically released Star Warses.
January 17, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Finished the Ewok movie. It was fine for what it is. I'm sure I'd have enjoyed it a lot if I'd seen it as a kid. I'd say it's better than at least half of the theatrically released Star Warses.
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I saw it in the theaters and didn’t see it a second time until like 2019 when my partner insisted on doing a full Star Wars marathon on Christmas Day.
Watching this before the prequels started was the only way I made it through. youtu.be/95JD0Y5CDfw?...
Watching this before the prequels started was the only way I made it through. youtu.be/95JD0Y5CDfw?...
How George Lucas Almost Accidentally Made A Masterpiece - A Better Way To Watch
YouTube video by Cracked
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I saw it in the theaters and didn’t see it a second time until like 2019 when my partner insisted on doing a full Star Wars marathon on Christmas Day.
Watching this before the prequels started was the only way I made it through. youtu.be/95JD0Y5CDfw?...
Watching this before the prequels started was the only way I made it through. youtu.be/95JD0Y5CDfw?...
It's legit the only theatrically released Star War that I've never been able to watch all the way through in one sitting. I have to take long breaks every half hour or so. It's so fucking bad.
January 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
It's legit the only theatrically released Star War that I've never been able to watch all the way through in one sitting. I have to take long breaks every half hour or so. It's so fucking bad.
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It’s a shame they never made a sequel to The Last Jedi.
Ah well.
Ah well.
January 17, 2026 at 12:09 AM
It’s a shame they never made a sequel to The Last Jedi.
Ah well.
Ah well.
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put in a new ssd in an old laptop and it doesn't work
January 16, 2026 at 11:46 PM
put in a new ssd in an old laptop and it doesn't work
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Dang if u think abt it even the new ones say that... Wow
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Dang if u think abt it even the new ones say that... Wow