Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
He/They
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern/Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying/Sometimes Funny
Fix Your Hearts or Die
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern/Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying/Sometimes Funny
Fix Your Hearts or Die
Pinned
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
I love that, despite Slartibartfast being asleep for millions of years, he insinuates that he *does* know some things about 1960s sitcoms. lmaooo
January 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I love that, despite Slartibartfast being asleep for millions of years, he insinuates that he *does* know some things about 1960s sitcoms. lmaooo
Yeah, I'm a few episodes into the H2G2 radio show now, and I absolutely just absorbed Zaphod and Ford into my personality as a teenager.
No wonder I'm so full of shit.
No wonder I'm so full of shit.
January 3, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Yeah, I'm a few episodes into the H2G2 radio show now, and I absolutely just absorbed Zaphod and Ford into my personality as a teenager.
No wonder I'm so full of shit.
No wonder I'm so full of shit.
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yeah this makes sense
January 2, 2026 at 9:23 PM
yeah this makes sense
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
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I’m not sure The Economist team fully understand what they’re gifting here.
(BlueSky’s label team will test their choice.)
(BlueSky’s label team will test their choice.)
January 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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this Back to the Future Visual History book is pretty fucking sweet, y'all.
January 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
this Back to the Future Visual History book is pretty fucking sweet, y'all.
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8 years ago today, I was clean shaven for the last time.
Terrible look. TERRIBLE Look.
Terrible look. TERRIBLE Look.
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
8 years ago today, I was clean shaven for the last time.
Terrible look. TERRIBLE Look.
Terrible look. TERRIBLE Look.
"Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so," is absolutely a line from THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY that I adopted into my entire way of being.
January 3, 2026 at 12:13 AM
"Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so," is absolutely a line from THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY that I adopted into my entire way of being.
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella Should Go Fuck Himself.
January 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella Should Go Fuck Himself.
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Amazon: “Inspired by your wish lists, here are items literally on your wish lists.”
January 2, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Amazon: “Inspired by your wish lists, here are items literally on your wish lists.”
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Purple Rain? Never heard of it
I suppose it's good Spotify is promoting lesser known artists like this guy
I suppose it's good Spotify is promoting lesser known artists like this guy
January 2, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Purple Rain? Never heard of it
I suppose it's good Spotify is promoting lesser known artists like this guy
I suppose it's good Spotify is promoting lesser known artists like this guy
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She's Gwen Stacy,
But doesn't she look exactly like Laura Palmer?
But doesn't she look exactly like Laura Palmer?
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
She's Gwen Stacy,
But doesn't she look exactly like Laura Palmer?
But doesn't she look exactly like Laura Palmer?
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Spotify going "Hey, maybe you should check this out" about an album I listen to literally once a god damned week. hahahahaha, fucking useless.
January 2, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Spotify going "Hey, maybe you should check this out" about an album I listen to literally once a god damned week. hahahahaha, fucking useless.
One thing I enjoy about gaining new followers is watching them slowly realize that none of this is an act. I really am this fucking weird.
January 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
One thing I enjoy about gaining new followers is watching them slowly realize that none of this is an act. I really am this fucking weird.
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found the new CBS mission statement.
January 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
found the new CBS mission statement.
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Kenny's conception of a regular guy
January 2, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Kenny's conception of a regular guy
