Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
He/They
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern
Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying
My real name is Trevor
Disabled
I'm 39
Be Kind to Each Other
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern
Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying
My real name is Trevor
Disabled
I'm 39
Be Kind to Each Other
Pinned
THE STORY OF FARTS JOHNSON,
AND
A FALL AT A PARTY
AND
A FALL AT A PARTY
If you've ever wondered: Yes, I have answered to "Farts" in public a few times.
There's a former coworker of mine who I occasionally see at the comic shop, and every time he sees me he goes, "Farts! Farts JOHNSON!" lol
There's a former coworker of mine who I occasionally see at the comic shop, and every time he sees me he goes, "Farts! Farts JOHNSON!" lol
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
If you've ever wondered: Yes, I have answered to "Farts" in public a few times.
There's a former coworker of mine who I occasionally see at the comic shop, and every time he sees me he goes, "Farts! Farts JOHNSON!" lol
There's a former coworker of mine who I occasionally see at the comic shop, and every time he sees me he goes, "Farts! Farts JOHNSON!" lol
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One time in Peachtree City, GA, I was at a fancy hoagie shop, and they were playing "Shine On You Crazy Diamond" on the radio. Then I saw an elderly man drop an entire 12" hoagie on the floor, pick it up and eat it anyway.
So now anytime I hear "Shine On," I think of that.
So now anytime I hear "Shine On," I think of that.
July 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
One time in Peachtree City, GA, I was at a fancy hoagie shop, and they were playing "Shine On You Crazy Diamond" on the radio. Then I saw an elderly man drop an entire 12" hoagie on the floor, pick it up and eat it anyway.
So now anytime I hear "Shine On," I think of that.
So now anytime I hear "Shine On," I think of that.
the other day, i was telling the Professor about some of the shenanigans me and a few of my pals all get up to in our group chat.
she asked, "don't you all have something else to do?"
i grinned, nodded, and said "yeah, yeah, we're pretty cute, ain't we?"
she just sighed
she asked, "don't you all have something else to do?"
i grinned, nodded, and said "yeah, yeah, we're pretty cute, ain't we?"
she just sighed
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
the other day, i was telling the Professor about some of the shenanigans me and a few of my pals all get up to in our group chat.
she asked, "don't you all have something else to do?"
i grinned, nodded, and said "yeah, yeah, we're pretty cute, ain't we?"
she just sighed
she asked, "don't you all have something else to do?"
i grinned, nodded, and said "yeah, yeah, we're pretty cute, ain't we?"
she just sighed
oh my god HE CAN SEE ME RIGHT NOW
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM
oh my god HE CAN SEE ME RIGHT NOW
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let's see if this leads to hilarity
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
let's see if this leads to hilarity
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We Live Inside A Dream Blunt Rotation
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
We Live Inside A Dream Blunt Rotation
now more than ever I sincerely ask
Who gives a FUCK about the Olympics
Who gives a FUCK about the Olympics
The International Olympic Committee is set to ban trans and intersex women from competition. This is despite the fact that for 20 years, the IOC has allowed trans athletes to compete and only 1 has ever competed and none have ever won a medal.
www.the-independent.com/sport/olympi...
www.the-independent.com/sport/olympi...
IOC set to introduce blanket ban on transgender women in female sport
The ban is reportedly expected to come into effect early next year
www.the-independent.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 AM
now more than ever I sincerely ask
Who gives a FUCK about the Olympics
Who gives a FUCK about the Olympics
I've lived the dumbest life and I'm glad of it. I have so many hilarious stories to tell my nieces and nephews when they are older and they come to realize that not everything I say is complete nonsense.
November 11, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I've lived the dumbest life and I'm glad of it. I have so many hilarious stories to tell my nieces and nephews when they are older and they come to realize that not everything I say is complete nonsense.
in college (2005) there was a girl i was dating and she broke it off with me because she got her palm read by a 'psychic' who said her true love would be tall, dark, and handsome. 0 for 3 for me, so that was the end of that.
This sounds like bullshit, but I swear to God it's true.
This sounds like bullshit, but I swear to God it's true.
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 AM
in college (2005) there was a girl i was dating and she broke it off with me because she got her palm read by a 'psychic' who said her true love would be tall, dark, and handsome. 0 for 3 for me, so that was the end of that.
This sounds like bullshit, but I swear to God it's true.
This sounds like bullshit, but I swear to God it's true.
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Now we going to actually going to go before a federal judge and say that some moldy old Babylonian god is going to drop in on Central Park West and start tearing up the city?
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Now we going to actually going to go before a federal judge and say that some moldy old Babylonian god is going to drop in on Central Park West and start tearing up the city?
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Queen Latifah 🐾
Baby female Bull Terrier mix
Adoptable from Sunnyside Street Dogs (Houston, TX)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/queen-latifah-79312827/tx/houston/sunnyside-street-dogs-tx2720/
Baby female Bull Terrier mix
Adoptable from Sunnyside Street Dogs (Houston, TX)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/queen-latifah-79312827/tx/houston/sunnyside-street-dogs-tx2720/
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Queen Latifah 🐾
Baby female Bull Terrier mix
Adoptable from Sunnyside Street Dogs (Houston, TX)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/queen-latifah-79312827/tx/houston/sunnyside-street-dogs-tx2720/
Baby female Bull Terrier mix
Adoptable from Sunnyside Street Dogs (Houston, TX)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/queen-latifah-79312827/tx/houston/sunnyside-street-dogs-tx2720/
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Jupiter says trans rights
🔭 Jupiter in Ultraviolet from Hubble
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble; Processing & License: Judy Schmidt
star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble; Processing & License: Judy Schmidt
star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Jupiter says trans rights
I mean, same. same.
the cats watching the microwave like its tv
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I mean, same. same.
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Dad??
Carnivorous 'death-ball' among odd deep-sea finds. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Carnivorous 'death-ball' sponge is team's oddest deep-sea find
The unusual creature lurks more than two miles (3.2km) deep in a trench in the Southern Ocean.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Dad??
hell yeah
Chaka Khan's "I Feel For You" from her album of the same name hit #1 on the UK singles chart 41 years ago on November 10, 1984
album.ink/ChakaKhanFeel
album.ink/ChakaKhanFeel
Rediscover Chaka Khan’s ‘I Feel For You’ (1984) | Tribute
Khan’s fifth solo studio affair was the product of a state American culture was in at the time, commercially super-charged, devastatingly of-the-moment.
album.ink
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
hell yeah
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open.spotify.com/track/1pTw2c...
Let me tell y'all, it was amazing when I went to see TRON: LEGACY in 3D and this started PUMPING through the theater's sound system. Cinema Magic. 15 years ago.
I still have a glow in the dark poster for the movie that has Daft Punk on it. Need to frame it someday.
Let me tell y'all, it was amazing when I went to see TRON: LEGACY in 3D and this started PUMPING through the theater's sound system. Cinema Magic. 15 years ago.
I still have a glow in the dark poster for the movie that has Daft Punk on it. Need to frame it someday.
Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) [2023 Remaster]
open.spotify.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
open.spotify.com/track/1pTw2c...
Let me tell y'all, it was amazing when I went to see TRON: LEGACY in 3D and this started PUMPING through the theater's sound system. Cinema Magic. 15 years ago.
I still have a glow in the dark poster for the movie that has Daft Punk on it. Need to frame it someday.
Let me tell y'all, it was amazing when I went to see TRON: LEGACY in 3D and this started PUMPING through the theater's sound system. Cinema Magic. 15 years ago.
I still have a glow in the dark poster for the movie that has Daft Punk on it. Need to frame it someday.
"It's symbolic, Moltar. Things don't always have to do things."
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
"It's symbolic, Moltar. Things don't always have to do things."
me n Ralph IRL
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
me n Ralph IRL
there he is. there's my big boy.
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
there he is. there's my big boy.
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it's odd. every time i get good news at the doctor, i end up with insomnia. must be the low-key way my manic phases hit me these days. much easier to deal with than the whole "can't sit still must be moving at all times" bullshit i had to deal with before.
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
it's odd. every time i get good news at the doctor, i end up with insomnia. must be the low-key way my manic phases hit me these days. much easier to deal with than the whole "can't sit still must be moving at all times" bullshit i had to deal with before.
We Live Inside A Dream Blunt Rotation
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
We Live Inside A Dream Blunt Rotation