Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
He/They
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern/Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying/Sometimes Funny
Fix Your Hearts or Die
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern/Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying/Sometimes Funny
Fix Your Hearts or Die
Pinned
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
I can tell my body dysmorphia is fucking with me HARD these days because in this photo, I can see how much rounder my face was back then compared to now, but anytime I look in the mirror these days, I think I look extremely round, in a bad way.
Gotta love having Brain Problems!!
Gotta love having Brain Problems!!
8 years ago today, I was clean shaven for the last time.
Terrible look. TERRIBLE Look.
Terrible look. TERRIBLE Look.
January 3, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I can tell my body dysmorphia is fucking with me HARD these days because in this photo, I can see how much rounder my face was back then compared to now, but anytime I look in the mirror these days, I think I look extremely round, in a bad way.
Gotta love having Brain Problems!!
Gotta love having Brain Problems!!
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ah, I actually like this selfie
January 2, 2026 at 11:43 AM
ah, I actually like this selfie
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Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella Should Go Fuck Himself.
January 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella Should Go Fuck Himself.
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"Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so," is absolutely a line from THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY that I adopted into my entire way of being.
January 3, 2026 at 12:13 AM
"Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so," is absolutely a line from THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY that I adopted into my entire way of being.
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8 years ago today, I was clean shaven for the last time.
Terrible look. TERRIBLE Look.
Terrible look. TERRIBLE Look.
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
8 years ago today, I was clean shaven for the last time.
Terrible look. TERRIBLE Look.
Terrible look. TERRIBLE Look.
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i did get some cool shit today.
January 2, 2026 at 9:40 PM
i did get some cool shit today.
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Hello, Bride of Frankenstein.
Is there a Mister Bride of Frankenstein?
What? Hold on. Removed from the premises?
What did I do?? Damn it, every time!
Is there a Mister Bride of Frankenstein?
What? Hold on. Removed from the premises?
What did I do?? Damn it, every time!
November 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Hello, Bride of Frankenstein.
Is there a Mister Bride of Frankenstein?
What? Hold on. Removed from the premises?
What did I do?? Damn it, every time!
Is there a Mister Bride of Frankenstein?
What? Hold on. Removed from the premises?
What did I do?? Damn it, every time!
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ANIMAL CRACKERS (1930) just entered the public domain and it's already on Tubi (and elsewhere).
I remember its 1979 TV premiere on CBS, after decades of unavailability due to rights issues.
I hope a new generation discovers the Marx Bros. now, just like I did then. #FilmSky #PublicDomain
I remember its 1979 TV premiere on CBS, after decades of unavailability due to rights issues.
I hope a new generation discovers the Marx Bros. now, just like I did then. #FilmSky #PublicDomain
January 3, 2026 at 3:22 AM
ANIMAL CRACKERS (1930) just entered the public domain and it's already on Tubi (and elsewhere).
I remember its 1979 TV premiere on CBS, after decades of unavailability due to rights issues.
I hope a new generation discovers the Marx Bros. now, just like I did then. #FilmSky #PublicDomain
I remember its 1979 TV premiere on CBS, after decades of unavailability due to rights issues.
I hope a new generation discovers the Marx Bros. now, just like I did then. #FilmSky #PublicDomain
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YOJIMBO (dir. Akira Kurosawa, 1961)
July 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
YOJIMBO (dir. Akira Kurosawa, 1961)
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[to the tune of "Basketball Jones"]
Eraserhead Bird
I got a Eraserhead Bird
Eraserhead Bird
I got a Eraserhead Bird
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
[to the tune of "Basketball Jones"]
Eraserhead Bird
I got a Eraserhead Bird
Eraserhead Bird
I got a Eraserhead Bird
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Hey there Delilah
If you're reading this I am dead
And you have now inherited
My cursed ancestral homestead
By the sea
Where legend says that there might be
A banshee
If you're reading this I am dead
And you have now inherited
My cursed ancestral homestead
By the sea
Where legend says that there might be
A banshee
April 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Hey there Delilah
If you're reading this I am dead
And you have now inherited
My cursed ancestral homestead
By the sea
Where legend says that there might be
A banshee
If you're reading this I am dead
And you have now inherited
My cursed ancestral homestead
By the sea
Where legend says that there might be
A banshee
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check out daft punk's new single "get lucky" if you get the chance. sound of the summer.
January 1, 2026 at 6:08 PM
check out daft punk's new single "get lucky" if you get the chance. sound of the summer.
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“OH MY GAWWWWWWD MICHAEL”
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 AM
“OH MY GAWWWWWWD MICHAEL”
I'm Listening.
knight rider but k.i.t.t is f.r.a.n drescher
January 3, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I'm Listening.
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knight rider but k.i.t.t is f.r.a.n drescher
January 3, 2026 at 3:09 AM
knight rider but k.i.t.t is f.r.a.n drescher
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wanna pet that cat.
Cats. Cats never change. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.
January 3, 2026 at 2:53 AM
wanna pet that cat.
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Cats. Cats never change. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.
January 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Cats. Cats never change. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.