Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
He/They
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern/Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying/Sometimes Funny
Fix Your Hearts or Die
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern/Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying/Sometimes Funny
Fix Your Hearts or Die
Pinned
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
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tiny man or large book?
we may never know
we may never know
January 2, 2026 at 6:41 PM
tiny man or large book?
we may never know
we may never know
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ah, I actually like this selfie
January 2, 2026 at 11:43 AM
ah, I actually like this selfie
I love the "Don't Come Around Here No More" music video.
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I love the "Don't Come Around Here No More" music video.
Hello, I am multiple-organ-failure!
January 2, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Hello, I am multiple-organ-failure!
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BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA
January 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA
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Getting buzz: the Beatles
January 2, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Getting buzz: the Beatles
Spotify going "Hey, maybe you should check this out" about an album I listen to literally once a god damned week. hahahahaha, fucking useless.
January 2, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Spotify going "Hey, maybe you should check this out" about an album I listen to literally once a god damned week. hahahahaha, fucking useless.
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Time is the fire in which we close the god damn door
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 20th ANNIVERSARY?!! I AM A DINOSAUR!
January 2, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Time is the fire in which we close the god damn door
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN 20th ANNIVERSARY?!! I AM A DINOSAUR!
January 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 20th ANNIVERSARY?!! I AM A DINOSAUR!
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Socialism doesn't mean you gotta stop being a bad bitch
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Socialism doesn't mean you gotta stop being a bad bitch
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I was given no choice here
January 2, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I was given no choice here
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She's Gwen Stacy,
But doesn't she look exactly like Laura Palmer?
But doesn't she look exactly like Laura Palmer?
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
She's Gwen Stacy,
But doesn't she look exactly like Laura Palmer?
But doesn't she look exactly like Laura Palmer?
ah, I actually like this selfie
January 2, 2026 at 11:43 AM
ah, I actually like this selfie
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Greetings all, something very disconcerting is happening with me, and if you get a message from someone claiming to be an ex of mine and saying genuinely insane shit, please let me know and disregard what they say.
What a dumbass way to start the new year.
What a dumbass way to start the new year.
January 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Greetings all, something very disconcerting is happening with me, and if you get a message from someone claiming to be an ex of mine and saying genuinely insane shit, please let me know and disregard what they say.
What a dumbass way to start the new year.
What a dumbass way to start the new year.
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They should make a Nintendo69
June 12, 2024 at 3:07 AM
They should make a Nintendo69
She's Gwen Stacy,
But doesn't she look exactly like Laura Palmer?
But doesn't she look exactly like Laura Palmer?
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
She's Gwen Stacy,
But doesn't she look exactly like Laura Palmer?
But doesn't she look exactly like Laura Palmer?
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“Prepared spells? Yeah I’ve prepared something.”
January 2, 2026 at 12:14 AM
“Prepared spells? Yeah I’ve prepared something.”