Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
He/They
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern/Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying/Sometimes Funny
Fix Your Hearts or Die
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern/Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying/Sometimes Funny
Fix Your Hearts or Die
Pinned
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
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Time is the fire in which we close the god damn door
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 20th ANNIVERSARY?!! I AM A DINOSAUR!
January 2, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Time is the fire in which we close the god damn door
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Hello, I am multiple-organ-failure!
January 2, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Hello, I am multiple-organ-failure!
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ah, I actually like this selfie
January 2, 2026 at 11:43 AM
ah, I actually like this selfie
I was talking about poems I can recite; the Professor said "I've never heard you recite one!" so I did. She said, "That was haunting, Trevor. Where did you learn it?" I said "It's the lyrics to 'Time' by Pink Floyd!"
The Professor hates any music made past like 1950 and can't stand Pink Floyd.
lol
The Professor hates any music made past like 1950 and can't stand Pink Floyd.
lol
January 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I was talking about poems I can recite; the Professor said "I've never heard you recite one!" so I did. She said, "That was haunting, Trevor. Where did you learn it?" I said "It's the lyrics to 'Time' by Pink Floyd!"
The Professor hates any music made past like 1950 and can't stand Pink Floyd.
lol
The Professor hates any music made past like 1950 and can't stand Pink Floyd.
lol
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i did get some cool shit today.
January 2, 2026 at 9:40 PM
i did get some cool shit today.
open.spotify.com/track/6YsCav...
I dislike this album a lot, but it really does have a hell of an opening track.
I dislike this album a lot, but it really does have a hell of an opening track.
No Son of Mine - 2007 Remaster
open.spotify.com
January 2, 2026 at 9:33 PM
open.spotify.com/track/6YsCav...
I dislike this album a lot, but it really does have a hell of an opening track.
I dislike this album a lot, but it really does have a hell of an opening track.
yeah this makes sense
January 2, 2026 at 9:23 PM
yeah this makes sense
8 years ago today, I was clean shaven for the last time.
Terrible look. TERRIBLE Look.
Terrible look. TERRIBLE Look.
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
8 years ago today, I was clean shaven for the last time.
Terrible look. TERRIBLE Look.
Terrible look. TERRIBLE Look.
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open.spotify.com/track/7zfWLB...
This is a big song by The Cure for me. You never hear it on the radio, and I rarely notice other fans talking about it. It's so god damned angry and huge sounding, even for late-1980s/ early-1990s The Cure.
This is a big song by The Cure for me. You never hear it on the radio, and I rarely notice other fans talking about it. It's so god damned angry and huge sounding, even for late-1980s/ early-1990s The Cure.
Cut
open.spotify.com
January 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
open.spotify.com/track/7zfWLB...
This is a big song by The Cure for me. You never hear it on the radio, and I rarely notice other fans talking about it. It's so god damned angry and huge sounding, even for late-1980s/ early-1990s The Cure.
This is a big song by The Cure for me. You never hear it on the radio, and I rarely notice other fans talking about it. It's so god damned angry and huge sounding, even for late-1980s/ early-1990s The Cure.
this Back to the Future Visual History book is pretty fucking sweet, y'all.
January 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
this Back to the Future Visual History book is pretty fucking sweet, y'all.
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basically this but for empire
January 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
basically this but for empire
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I love the "Don't Come Around Here No More" music video.
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I love the "Don't Come Around Here No More" music video.
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tiny man or large book?
we may never know
we may never know
January 2, 2026 at 6:41 PM
tiny man or large book?
we may never know
we may never know
I love the "Don't Come Around Here No More" music video.
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I love the "Don't Come Around Here No More" music video.
Hello, I am multiple-organ-failure!
January 2, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Hello, I am multiple-organ-failure!
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BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA
January 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA
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Getting buzz: the Beatles
January 2, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Getting buzz: the Beatles
Spotify going "Hey, maybe you should check this out" about an album I listen to literally once a god damned week. hahahahaha, fucking useless.
January 2, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Spotify going "Hey, maybe you should check this out" about an album I listen to literally once a god damned week. hahahahaha, fucking useless.
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Time is the fire in which we close the god damn door
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 20th ANNIVERSARY?!! I AM A DINOSAUR!
January 2, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Time is the fire in which we close the god damn door
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN 20th ANNIVERSARY?!! I AM A DINOSAUR!
January 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 20th ANNIVERSARY?!! I AM A DINOSAUR!
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