Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
He/They
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern/Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying/Sometimes Funny
Fix Your Hearts or Die
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern/Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying/Sometimes Funny
Fix Your Hearts or Die
Pinned
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
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Quick update on the street art in the socialist badlands of Melbourne's inner north
January 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Quick update on the street art in the socialist badlands of Melbourne's inner north
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Spoiler alert: life is rough on these streets, what with the homicides and all
January 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Spoiler alert: life is rough on these streets, what with the homicides and all
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My entire situation is a mess. I don't have a handle on anything anymore so any help/reskeets appreciated
It's been impossible for me to get work lately. Between health issues and being removed from the main app i use for work. I need help constantly right now ♥️
www.paypal.me/marlahsmith
Venmo: @Marla-Smith-79
cash.app/$marlahsmith
#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransCrowdfund #HelpSky
www.paypal.me/marlahsmith
Venmo: @Marla-Smith-79
cash.app/$marlahsmith
#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransCrowdfund #HelpSky
Pay Marla Smith using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/marlahsmith and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
www.paypal.me
January 6, 2026 at 4:19 PM
My entire situation is a mess. I don't have a handle on anything anymore so any help/reskeets appreciated
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it's me, your ~~~vaporwave stepdad~~~
January 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
it's me, your ~~~vaporwave stepdad~~~
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🥱🥱🥱 sleepy selfie 🥱🥱🥱
January 6, 2026 at 11:56 AM
🥱🥱🥱 sleepy selfie 🥱🥱🥱
I have now started watching "Homicide: Life on the Street," for the first time. I'm pretty stoked to finally check it out.
January 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I have now started watching "Homicide: Life on the Street," for the first time. I'm pretty stoked to finally check it out.
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You aren't back on it!
You're STILL on it!
You're STILL on it!
January 6, 2026 at 8:39 PM
You aren't back on it!
You're STILL on it!
You're STILL on it!
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Cinderella as like half the ladies I went on dates with from 15 to 24.
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Cinderella as like half the ladies I went on dates with from 15 to 24.
January 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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reminds me of getting our little guy two years and a month ago
January 6, 2026 at 7:56 PM
reminds me of getting our little guy two years and a month ago
Eight years ago today, Marley moved in with me. I miss her all the time. Genuinely the best dog I ever met.
January 6, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Eight years ago today, Marley moved in with me. I miss her all the time. Genuinely the best dog I ever met.
Got my next MRI scheduled for February 2nd. Let the Nervousness Begin!!
January 6, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Got my next MRI scheduled for February 2nd. Let the Nervousness Begin!!
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That's my best friend, right there
This one time, my mother dressed me as John Wayne Gacy for Halloween.
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
That's my best friend, right there
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Someone just GAVE me this haunted house. It is taller than my backseat.
January 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Someone just GAVE me this haunted house. It is taller than my backseat.
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YEARS OF A WONDERFUL FRIENDSHIP AND THIS IS HOW HE TREATS ME
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
YEARS OF A WONDERFUL FRIENDSHIP AND THIS IS HOW HE TREATS ME
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@fartsjohnson.bsky.social never leave me a voice message
December 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social never leave me a voice message
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I’ve know @jamesleech.bsky.social for almost 7 years and this is truly the best thing he’s ever done. And that includes two separate times he made videos for my son’s birthday.
December 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’ve know @jamesleech.bsky.social for almost 7 years and this is truly the best thing he’s ever done. And that includes two separate times he made videos for my son’s birthday.
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This one time, my mother dressed me as John Wayne Gacy for Halloween.
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This one time, my mother dressed me as John Wayne Gacy for Halloween.
Pink Floyd ❀ Mademoiselle Nobs ☆Live at Pompeii☆
YouTube video by TonyYay
www.youtube.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:51 PM