Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
He/They
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern/Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying/Sometimes Funny
Fix Your Hearts or Die
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern/Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying/Sometimes Funny
Fix Your Hearts or Die
Pinned
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
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Just donated! If you have some money to spare please consider doing likewise? If not, just spread the word. Thank you!
Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
Support Calvary Food Shelf: Emergency Response Fundraiser on GiveMN
Help us respond to urgent community needs
www.givemn.org
January 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Just donated! If you have some money to spare please consider doing likewise? If not, just spread the word. Thank you!
Yeah, I've seen that one more than six times.
DUEL (Steven Spielberg, 1971)
A traveling salesman is relentlessly pursued by a deranged trucker in a cat-and-mouse road rage incident. Spielberg’s first feature and a template for the future. Screenplay by… you guessed it… Richard Matheson.
A traveling salesman is relentlessly pursued by a deranged trucker in a cat-and-mouse road rage incident. Spielberg’s first feature and a template for the future. Screenplay by… you guessed it… Richard Matheson.
January 16, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Yeah, I've seen that one more than six times.
VERY IMPORTANT
January 16, 2026 at 12:11 AM
VERY IMPORTANT
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You probably don't hate John Landis enough
January 16, 2026 at 12:09 AM
You probably don't hate John Landis enough
Watch The Story of the Animated Drawing | Disney+
Walt Disney discusses the history of animation.
www.disneyplus.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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My dog has a best friend who lives next door and is about the same age, and whenever she hears her friend barking she whines at me until I let her go out
January 15, 2026 at 10:57 PM
My dog has a best friend who lives next door and is about the same age, and whenever she hears her friend barking she whines at me until I let her go out
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IRL?
4 or 5on a normal day, MAYBE, and only if you don't know me. I got attack eyebrows and sometimes look angrier than I really am.
Online? Who the fuck knows, I don't know who would find me intimidating. I try to be pretty nice.
4 or 5on a normal day, MAYBE, and only if you don't know me. I got attack eyebrows and sometimes look angrier than I really am.
Online? Who the fuck knows, I don't know who would find me intimidating. I try to be pretty nice.
January 15, 2026 at 9:36 PM
IRL?
4 or 5on a normal day, MAYBE, and only if you don't know me. I got attack eyebrows and sometimes look angrier than I really am.
Online? Who the fuck knows, I don't know who would find me intimidating. I try to be pretty nice.
4 or 5on a normal day, MAYBE, and only if you don't know me. I got attack eyebrows and sometimes look angrier than I really am.
Online? Who the fuck knows, I don't know who would find me intimidating. I try to be pretty nice.
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another wonderful day living under the Harkonnen Administration
January 15, 2026 at 12:12 PM
another wonderful day living under the Harkonnen Administration
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farts suffers for arts
January 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
farts suffers for arts
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if you try to focus on Trump’s authoritarianism, Schumer will deflect and say people want us to focus on affordability. but when Zohran Mamdani made affordability the heart of his campaign Schumer refused to endorse him because they disagree about Israel. it’s all mealy mouthed bullshit.
January 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
if you try to focus on Trump’s authoritarianism, Schumer will deflect and say people want us to focus on affordability. but when Zohran Mamdani made affordability the heart of his campaign Schumer refused to endorse him because they disagree about Israel. it’s all mealy mouthed bullshit.
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Thhhhhhhhere it is.
"I AM
SHER
LOCKED"
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SHER
LOCKED"
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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January 15, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Thhhhhhhhere it is.
"I AM
SHER
LOCKED"
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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SHER
LOCKED"
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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January 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
"I AM
SHER
LOCKED"
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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SHER
LOCKED"
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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You can tell that Moffat was really riding high on the positive reception of his Dr. Who and first season Sherlock stuff because boy oh boy did he indulge in some of his worst, most embarrassing, writing habits in this with how he wrote Adler.
January 15, 2026 at 5:48 PM
You can tell that Moffat was really riding high on the positive reception of his Dr. Who and first season Sherlock stuff because boy oh boy did he indulge in some of his worst, most embarrassing, writing habits in this with how he wrote Adler.
Forty minutes into this episode of "Sherlock" and it's pretty much destroyed any goodwill I've had about the show. Holy fuck, this is terrible.
January 15, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Forty minutes into this episode of "Sherlock" and it's pretty much destroyed any goodwill I've had about the show. Holy fuck, this is terrible.
#NowWatching "A Scandal in Belgravia," the season two premiere of "Sherlock." Never seen any of it. Maybe it will be good.
January 15, 2026 at 4:36 PM
#NowWatching "A Scandal in Belgravia," the season two premiere of "Sherlock." Never seen any of it. Maybe it will be good.
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Eight Years Ago Today, I got this amazing picture of Marley. I had recently rescued her from a street dog fight and she moved in with me just a few days prior. Look how happy she was.
I miss that beautiful girl so much.
I miss that beautiful girl so much.
January 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Eight Years Ago Today, I got this amazing picture of Marley. I had recently rescued her from a street dog fight and she moved in with me just a few days prior. Look how happy she was.
I miss that beautiful girl so much.
I miss that beautiful girl so much.