Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
He/They
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern
Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying
Sometimes Funny
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Be Kind to Each Other
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern
Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying
Sometimes Funny
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Be Kind to Each Other
hold on
are Colin Baker and I brothers??
are Colin Baker and I brothers??
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
hold on
are Colin Baker and I brothers??
are Colin Baker and I brothers??
Well, it's Time for a wardrobe change anyway, good to see I won't have to look around for my new style since I found it now.
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Well, it's Time for a wardrobe change anyway, good to see I won't have to look around for my new style since I found it now.
Winston looks high as hell
November 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Winston looks high as hell
It's so cool. Comes with a hardback book about the first 4 films that's longer than the original novella, 3 has a Director's Cut, 4 has an entirely different Workprint Cut. When you slide the box out of the slip box, Pinhead loses skin, and as you unfold it, he becomes more and more skeletal.
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It's so cool. Comes with a hardback book about the first 4 films that's longer than the original novella, 3 has a Director's Cut, 4 has an entirely different Workprint Cut. When you slide the box out of the slip box, Pinhead loses skin, and as you unfold it, he becomes more and more skeletal.
picture from 2003, taken on an ancient webcam, of my little brother and me. I was wearing my vintage Max Headroom shirt, and, as you can see, I was in my blonde phase.
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
picture from 2003, taken on an ancient webcam, of my little brother and me. I was wearing my vintage Max Headroom shirt, and, as you can see, I was in my blonde phase.
this is just weird as shit to me. I've asked everyone who is SUPPOSED to have my address and none of them sent it to me.
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
this is just weird as shit to me. I've asked everyone who is SUPPOSED to have my address and none of them sent it to me.
lol
I reckon Winona Ryder, for a record 37th Year in a Row
I reckon Winona Ryder, for a record 37th Year in a Row
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
lol
I reckon Winona Ryder, for a record 37th Year in a Row
I reckon Winona Ryder, for a record 37th Year in a Row
oh that changes quite often. Right now, it's probably "Digital Love" by Daft Punk.
Historically, it's usually something like "Dogs" by Pink Floyd.
Historically, it's usually something like "Dogs" by Pink Floyd.
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
oh that changes quite often. Right now, it's probably "Digital Love" by Daft Punk.
Historically, it's usually something like "Dogs" by Pink Floyd.
Historically, it's usually something like "Dogs" by Pink Floyd.
A lot of people have told me this over the years, but whenever I look at how much one I'd want would cost, I just buy food and/or movies with that cash instead
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A lot of people have told me this over the years, but whenever I look at how much one I'd want would cost, I just buy food and/or movies with that cash instead
I get bored sometimes
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I get bored sometimes
We got Gracie the Tiny Chihuahua back from the vet today. She had 4 separate surgeries, and is very pitiful, so I've been cuddling her and giving her kisses.
I love my sweet insane li'l pup.
I love my sweet insane li'l pup.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
We got Gracie the Tiny Chihuahua back from the vet today. She had 4 separate surgeries, and is very pitiful, so I've been cuddling her and giving her kisses.
I love my sweet insane li'l pup.
I love my sweet insane li'l pup.
Oh, a whole lot. I love cooking. I'm very good at pastas, soups, stews, chili,turkey, etc. My FAVORITE thing to cook is probably pasta. A lot of room to improvise with the ingredients as long as you know what you're doing.
Now that I have to watch my diet, I mainly cook for the Professors for fun.
Now that I have to watch my diet, I mainly cook for the Professors for fun.
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Oh, a whole lot. I love cooking. I'm very good at pastas, soups, stews, chili,turkey, etc. My FAVORITE thing to cook is probably pasta. A lot of room to improvise with the ingredients as long as you know what you're doing.
Now that I have to watch my diet, I mainly cook for the Professors for fun.
Now that I have to watch my diet, I mainly cook for the Professors for fun.
Picking up food for the Professors. Flirted with the clerk, but unfortunately she wouldn't give me my Dr. Pepper for free. DENIED. lolllll
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Picking up food for the Professors. Flirted with the clerk, but unfortunately she wouldn't give me my Dr. Pepper for free. DENIED. lolllll
F A R T S
J O H N S O N
J O H N S O N
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
F A R T S
J O H N S O N
J O H N S O N
[to the tune of "Basketball Jones"]
Eraserhead Bird
I got a Eraserhead Bird
Eraserhead Bird
I got a Eraserhead Bird
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
[to the tune of "Basketball Jones"]
Eraserhead Bird
I got a Eraserhead Bird
Eraserhead Bird
I got a Eraserhead Bird
IN-DI-GESTION
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
IN-DI-GESTION
One of the last photos me and Marley got together, 5 years ago today. She was on her way out, and I was literally carrying her everywhere those last few weeks.
I still miss her everyday. Best dog I've ever known. Possibly the best friend I've ever had.
I still miss her everyday. Best dog I've ever known. Possibly the best friend I've ever had.
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 AM
One of the last photos me and Marley got together, 5 years ago today. She was on her way out, and I was literally carrying her everywhere those last few weeks.
I still miss her everyday. Best dog I've ever known. Possibly the best friend I've ever had.
I still miss her everyday. Best dog I've ever known. Possibly the best friend I've ever had.
Post something random or you'll have a [Counting Crows voice] Long December
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Post something random or you'll have a [Counting Crows voice] Long December
this is obviously me if i was a rabbit
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
this is obviously me if i was a rabbit
oh a whole lot. I'm trying to reconnect with a lot of people, get over some of my phobias (such as flying, so I can actually meet my overseas friends irl) and figure out just what the hell it is I'm doing with my life.
Almost Dying Was A Hell Of A Thing.
Almost Dying Was A Hell Of A Thing.
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
oh a whole lot. I'm trying to reconnect with a lot of people, get over some of my phobias (such as flying, so I can actually meet my overseas friends irl) and figure out just what the hell it is I'm doing with my life.
Almost Dying Was A Hell Of A Thing.
Almost Dying Was A Hell Of A Thing.
A story from 2004,
with
Farts Johnson
with
Farts Johnson
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
A story from 2004,
with
Farts Johnson
with
Farts Johnson
A very tired Farts Johnson
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A very tired Farts Johnson
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?