Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
He/They
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern
Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying
Sometimes Funny
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Be Kind to Each Other
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern
Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying
Sometimes Funny
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Be Kind to Each Other
Pinned
THE STORY OF FARTS JOHNSON,
AND
A FALL AT A PARTY
AND
A FALL AT A PARTY
Seth from "Uhh Yeah Dude" is going to be so pumped
The infamous flop has released its long-unseen final eight episodes for free, allowing U.S. Friends diehards to watch the spinoff's full run for the first time.
Friends Spinoff Joey Releases 8 'New' Episodes Online — Nearly 20 Years Later - TVLine
www.tvline.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Seth from "Uhh Yeah Dude" is going to be so pumped
Yes is definitely one of my favorites. Gabriel-Era Genesis. Rush. The Mars Volta. Hawkwind. King Crimson. Pink Floyd, of course. Jethro Tull. Ghost has proggish moments.
Yes, Rush, and Pink Floyd being my Main 3. Genesis is 4, since post-Gabriel they got less and less Prog.
Yes, Rush, and Pink Floyd being my Main 3. Genesis is 4, since post-Gabriel they got less and less Prog.
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Yes is definitely one of my favorites. Gabriel-Era Genesis. Rush. The Mars Volta. Hawkwind. King Crimson. Pink Floyd, of course. Jethro Tull. Ghost has proggish moments.
Yes, Rush, and Pink Floyd being my Main 3. Genesis is 4, since post-Gabriel they got less and less Prog.
Yes, Rush, and Pink Floyd being my Main 3. Genesis is 4, since post-Gabriel they got less and less Prog.
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Hahahahahaha
Imagine me as a Dad. God, it would be terrible. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure any kids of mine would be cute, I was a cute kid. But, no thank you.
I'll stick with being the goofy Horror Movie and Prog Rock uncle.
Imagine me as a Dad. God, it would be terrible. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure any kids of mine would be cute, I was a cute kid. But, no thank you.
I'll stick with being the goofy Horror Movie and Prog Rock uncle.
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Hahahahahaha
Imagine me as a Dad. God, it would be terrible. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure any kids of mine would be cute, I was a cute kid. But, no thank you.
I'll stick with being the goofy Horror Movie and Prog Rock uncle.
Imagine me as a Dad. God, it would be terrible. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure any kids of mine would be cute, I was a cute kid. But, no thank you.
I'll stick with being the goofy Horror Movie and Prog Rock uncle.
I need to rewatch SHALLOW GRAVE. that's a good ass movie and Eccleston is creepy as Hell in it.
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I need to rewatch SHALLOW GRAVE. that's a good ass movie and Eccleston is creepy as Hell in it.
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Haven’t sketched my ghost girl in ages
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Haven’t sketched my ghost girl in ages
As often as I feel is necessary, by God
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
As often as I feel is necessary, by God
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Hair is always 1st thing to go in health crises. Since it’s non essential to life the body naturally re routes efforts to healing rather than spending energy on growing hair.
I was a hairdresser 40 years. Caught serious health issues on clients before they even had symptoms, due to hair changes
I was a hairdresser 40 years. Caught serious health issues on clients before they even had symptoms, due to hair changes
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Hair is always 1st thing to go in health crises. Since it’s non essential to life the body naturally re routes efforts to healing rather than spending energy on growing hair.
I was a hairdresser 40 years. Caught serious health issues on clients before they even had symptoms, due to hair changes
I was a hairdresser 40 years. Caught serious health issues on clients before they even had symptoms, due to hair changes
3 months ago, hospitalized
vs
today at home
look how much thinner and healthier I am now.
Thank god I lived.
vs
today at home
look how much thinner and healthier I am now.
Thank god I lived.
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
3 months ago, hospitalized
vs
today at home
look how much thinner and healthier I am now.
Thank god I lived.
vs
today at home
look how much thinner and healthier I am now.
Thank god I lived.
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“I’m going to Graceland!”
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
“I’m going to Graceland!”
Singing "Jet" by Wings at the top of my lungs while the dogs wait for me to fill their water bowls. Life is p. Magical sometimes.
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Singing "Jet" by Wings at the top of my lungs while the dogs wait for me to fill their water bowls. Life is p. Magical sometimes.
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3 months today I was taken to the hospital in ATL, almost dying, always exhausted, and looking awful. Today, I'm skinny, energetic, and look p. good.
So what I'm saying is that I'm Unstoppable.
(Thanks for all y'all's kind words during this very strange and stressful time in my life)
So what I'm saying is that I'm Unstoppable.
(Thanks for all y'all's kind words during this very strange and stressful time in my life)
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
3 months today I was taken to the hospital in ATL, almost dying, always exhausted, and looking awful. Today, I'm skinny, energetic, and look p. good.
So what I'm saying is that I'm Unstoppable.
(Thanks for all y'all's kind words during this very strange and stressful time in my life)
So what I'm saying is that I'm Unstoppable.
(Thanks for all y'all's kind words during this very strange and stressful time in my life)
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Too many to count. Had all my cash stolen by multiple cults I was never in. A few stalkers who REALLY had a thing for Farts Johnson. Stabbed in the hand with a fork on a date for telling a bad joke, meeting & insulting Dave Matthews, getting drunk & waking up in a different state. The list goes on!
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Too many to count. Had all my cash stolen by multiple cults I was never in. A few stalkers who REALLY had a thing for Farts Johnson. Stabbed in the hand with a fork on a date for telling a bad joke, meeting & insulting Dave Matthews, getting drunk & waking up in a different state. The list goes on!
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maybe it’s kids as in baby goats? 🤨
November 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
maybe it’s kids as in baby goats? 🤨
Hahahahahaha
Imagine me as a Dad. God, it would be terrible. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure any kids of mine would be cute, I was a cute kid. But, no thank you.
I'll stick with being the goofy Horror Movie and Prog Rock uncle.
Imagine me as a Dad. God, it would be terrible. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure any kids of mine would be cute, I was a cute kid. But, no thank you.
I'll stick with being the goofy Horror Movie and Prog Rock uncle.
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Hahahahahaha
Imagine me as a Dad. God, it would be terrible. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure any kids of mine would be cute, I was a cute kid. But, no thank you.
I'll stick with being the goofy Horror Movie and Prog Rock uncle.
Imagine me as a Dad. God, it would be terrible. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure any kids of mine would be cute, I was a cute kid. But, no thank you.
I'll stick with being the goofy Horror Movie and Prog Rock uncle.
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fucking finally!
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
fucking finally!
With like 3 people. Everyone else gets phone calls messages on whatever social media they use. I tend to prefer phone calls, but I'm weird like that. Plus, I do love to hear myself talk, like most southern dudes. lol
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
With like 3 people. Everyone else gets phone calls messages on whatever social media they use. I tend to prefer phone calls, but I'm weird like that. Plus, I do love to hear myself talk, like most southern dudes. lol
7 years ago today, we lost Brandy. He was a sweet old man, and very handsome. I miss him.
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
7 years ago today, we lost Brandy. He was a sweet old man, and very handsome. I miss him.
answering this question
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
answering this question