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I had a very detailed dream about being tasked with designing something called an Unusable Spoon
March 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I had a very detailed dream about being tasked with designing something called an Unusable Spoon
It's our birthday! Bitty is 4!!! (and I am 40 😱)
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It's our birthday! Bitty is 4!!! (and I am 40 😱)
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There are a lot of better people to give your money to in these trying times, but I am turning 40 on Thursday so if you'd like to support me eating some oysters my venmo is
@qpdbqp
@qpdbqp
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
There are a lot of better people to give your money to in these trying times, but I am turning 40 on Thursday so if you'd like to support me eating some oysters my venmo is
@qpdbqp
@qpdbqp
There are a lot of better people to give your money to in these trying times, but I am turning 40 on Thursday so if you'd like to support me eating some oysters my venmo is
@qpdbqp
@qpdbqp
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
There are a lot of better people to give your money to in these trying times, but I am turning 40 on Thursday so if you'd like to support me eating some oysters my venmo is
@qpdbqp
@qpdbqp
Bad news, guys
November 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Bad news, guys
I thought I'd be wifed up by 40,its lousy to be alone
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I thought I'd be wifed up by 40,its lousy to be alone
Kim chai, a spiced cabbage tea
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Kim chai, a spiced cabbage tea
Suddenly I desperately need a movie where Kyle McLachlan and Stephen Colbert play twins
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Suddenly I desperately need a movie where Kyle McLachlan and Stephen Colbert play twins
When they come in a can they're just called nellini beans
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
When they come in a can they're just called nellini beans
If you lived through the aftermath of the Budweiser WASSUP commercial you may be entitled to financial compensation
October 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
If you lived through the aftermath of the Budweiser WASSUP commercial you may be entitled to financial compensation
"We need you to work, but we also want you dead" is such unbearable cognitive dissonance
October 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
"We need you to work, but we also want you dead" is such unbearable cognitive dissonance
We need "I love the [decade]", we need Behind The Music, we need Pop Up Video
October 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
We need "I love the [decade]", we need Behind The Music, we need Pop Up Video
The gif that keeps on giffing
October 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The gif that keeps on giffing
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shooting a mosquito with a gun
October 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
shooting a mosquito with a gun
*extremely Bauhaus voice* Emeril Lagasse's dead
October 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
*extremely Bauhaus voice* Emeril Lagasse's dead
4:20 hail satan
October 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
4:20 hail satan
I will always steadfastly cling to the idea that the 70s were 30 years ago
October 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I will always steadfastly cling to the idea that the 70s were 30 years ago
Remember the Thigh Master?
October 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Remember the Thigh Master?
4:20 hail satan
October 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
4:20 hail satan
Doggy daycare, call that au pair of the dog
October 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Doggy daycare, call that au pair of the dog
🎶 Heathcliff, it's me, Cathy.
Come home. I'm so cold! 🎶
Come home. I'm so cold! 🎶
October 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
🎶 Heathcliff, it's me, Cathy.
Come home. I'm so cold! 🎶
Come home. I'm so cold! 🎶
Drag name: Giardiniera De Laurentiis
September 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Drag name: Giardiniera De Laurentiis
Bark chocolate: the chocolate for dogs
September 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Bark chocolate: the chocolate for dogs
Hominy is deeply underrated
September 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hominy is deeply underrated
🎶 Olean, Olean, Olean, Olean / I'm begging of you please don't shit my pants 🎶
September 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
🎶 Olean, Olean, Olean, Olean / I'm begging of you please don't shit my pants 🎶