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Black Lives Matter | wear a mask!!

🚫no AI anything whatsoever, keep that shit away from me🚫

pls use alt text
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how about we take just one minute together? :)
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They could have a foot-shaped smart phone. The toes could be little knobs or dials for volume or what ever. Use the knobs to "tune in" to the internet like an old-timey radio
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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when u can't put it off anymore & have to pick an uncle for thxgiving
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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people need to try not to believe foolish things if possible please
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Hi! I've spent a lot of time this week adding items to my Etsy shop. I've made all of these things with my own hands! If any of you are looking for an unusual gift, or something weird for yourself, I made this coupon for you... Use BLUESKY10 to get 10% off your order 😊

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November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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With two days left, *if* Louisa and I manage to get every single question right, and with my matching the first $500, we've beaten my old record of raising $3,317.

But I want to feed people even more than that, and we're not perfect. So help us! Donate! Boost away!

nosubsplease.org/1st-annual-n...
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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gofund.me/dbd60eb45
Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.
Donate to Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund, organized by Kristen Maloney
My name is Kris, and I have created this GoFundMe on behalf of my partner, Charlie. T… Kristen Maloney needs your support for Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund
gofund.me
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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The Simpsons? More like The Sinners. They are all definitely going to hell
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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🔊
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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There needs to be a place for christians to mingle
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Bean boys always stay strapped with a can
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Robot nanny knocked all our pictures down and i don’t wanna ask why because i know it’s just going to be more of her usual bullshit
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
when u can't put it off anymore & have to pick an uncle for thxgiving
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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[into walkietalkie] confirming successful hole-to-bowl transfer, over
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I sleep in a prison of flesh and memory with my wife
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
hey what aisle is the canned puke again?
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Hey babe what’s a Turkey
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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nothing pees as good as shitting feels
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
quick recap of call w/ mom:

-face looks bloated on one side (do i have a tooth infection)
-hates my nails (make me look like a witch, too pointy)
-new boots are ugly (too thick)
-thxgiving dessert idea is disgusting (southern banana pudding with pumpkin added)
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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[sting voice] pissing in a bottle 🎶
September 11, 2024 at 1:06 PM
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Job search is ongoing, and this month has been particularly difficult financially. I'm struggling to afford basic necessities like food and keeping my phone on. Any support through sharing or donating would make a huge difference. gofund.me/980968f4e%22
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November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Trap me in the amber of your mind like a beautiful day playboy
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I just took some of the best Minnie pictures ever. There are 34 states left to light up on the board.

You all get to enjoy a Minnie picture every time we get a new state to participate.

Capisce? Then fill out the form and let's get some cat pics on the timeline:
nosubsplease.org/1st-annual-n...
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Refusing to accept letters from the post man after having a vivid flashback of his ancestor handing mine a mark of death
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Growin' up, bug powder was a Parton family favorite. It's a classic that can feed a lot of mouths and make 'em all smile. I roast mine low n' slow in a suspension made from scratch. It always fills the house with the most delicious aroma and my heart with the warmest memories.

- Dolly
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM