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jezza
@extremelywet.bsky.social
· Dec 10
being stupid rules
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the amount of gunfire going off a couple blocks over is wild, I wish I could join in
January 1, 2026 at 6:08 AM
the amount of gunfire going off a couple blocks over is wild, I wish I could join in
my final meal of the year was Tuna Cheesy Pasta which I'm very satisfied with. cheap and also fish and cheese, a couple of my favorite things all in one. not bad at all
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM
my final meal of the year was Tuna Cheesy Pasta which I'm very satisfied with. cheap and also fish and cheese, a couple of my favorite things all in one. not bad at all
if you felt like 2025 was bad, which it was, don't worry. 2026 is going to be much worse and we'll all experience a wide variety of pain and suffering! buy a gun and stash enough food and water to last at least three months or you're not gonna make it!
January 1, 2026 at 4:51 AM
if you felt like 2025 was bad, which it was, don't worry. 2026 is going to be much worse and we'll all experience a wide variety of pain and suffering! buy a gun and stash enough food and water to last at least three months or you're not gonna make it!
forgot to get any champagne or plan a meal or anything for tonight. going into the new year normal style this time, its whatever and just fine
December 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
forgot to get any champagne or plan a meal or anything for tonight. going into the new year normal style this time, its whatever and just fine
i really picked the worst time in history possible to want to buy/build a nas server huh
December 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
i really picked the worst time in history possible to want to buy/build a nas server huh
customer was whining to me just now about something that doesn't matter and threatened to report us to the BBC and I had to fight not to laugh at that slip up
December 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
customer was whining to me just now about something that doesn't matter and threatened to report us to the BBC and I had to fight not to laugh at that slip up
people love to say they're immune to propaganda and then you'll hear them talk about the deals on the McDonald's app...
December 31, 2025 at 4:47 AM
people love to say they're immune to propaganda and then you'll hear them talk about the deals on the McDonald's app...
they killed aunt jemima. because of woke
December 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
they killed aunt jemima. because of woke
it takes me about a week to eat a whole turkey
December 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
it takes me about a week to eat a whole turkey
ok that's a good bit from 60 years ago, gotta give it to them
December 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
ok that's a good bit from 60 years ago, gotta give it to them
thinking about this little shrimp guy I saw in Cozumel. I wonder what he's up to now
December 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
thinking about this little shrimp guy I saw in Cozumel. I wonder what he's up to now
had to stop myself from busting out laughing at Edie Falco getting out of the APC in a mech suit
December 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
had to stop myself from busting out laughing at Edie Falco getting out of the APC in a mech suit
what a fun movie about how important God and faith is in your life, James Cameron has done it again
ok fine you all convinced me, I'll go see Avatar
December 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
what a fun movie about how important God and faith is in your life, James Cameron has done it again
ok fine you all convinced me, I'll go see Avatar
December 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
ok fine you all convinced me, I'll go see Avatar
sorry but you cannot get me to care in the slightest about what happens to the Kennedy center, I barely even know what that is. same with the white house renovation. doesn't affect me in the slightest, I have real things I'm worried about and you should too
December 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
sorry but you cannot get me to care in the slightest about what happens to the Kennedy center, I barely even know what that is. same with the white house renovation. doesn't affect me in the slightest, I have real things I'm worried about and you should too
when your girlfriend gets some pumpkin pie on her finger
December 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
when your girlfriend gets some pumpkin pie on her finger
timed getting sick this year pretty perfectly. waited till I was back from vacation and now today I'm basically back at 95% not sick with just some little coughs and sniffles. a Christmas miracle,
December 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
timed getting sick this year pretty perfectly. waited till I was back from vacation and now today I'm basically back at 95% not sick with just some little coughs and sniffles. a Christmas miracle,
woman at the liquor store was talking on the phone to someone about how sick she is. c'mon...
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
woman at the liquor store was talking on the phone to someone about how sick she is. c'mon...
if youre the one making tomorrows christmas meal this is your sign that its officially time to get the mashed potatoes going if you want them ready for dinner at 5pm
December 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
if youre the one making tomorrows christmas meal this is your sign that its officially time to get the mashed potatoes going if you want them ready for dinner at 5pm
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BROTHER'S CHRISTMAS TREE BONANZA 2025 🌲
(I dropped this on The Other Site but for the Bluesky refugees...)
(I dropped this on The Other Site but for the Bluesky refugees...)
December 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
BROTHER'S CHRISTMAS TREE BONANZA 2025 🌲
(I dropped this on The Other Site but for the Bluesky refugees...)
(I dropped this on The Other Site but for the Bluesky refugees...)
it's great that I get to read this stuff and then just have to go to work tomorrow so I can pay rent and eat while the guy described as a monster in it decides if I live or die
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
it's great that I get to read this stuff and then just have to go to work tomorrow so I can pay rent and eat while the guy described as a monster in it decides if I live or die
it was revealed to him
December 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
it was revealed to him
related to that article that's going around, a woman tried to get mad at me that I was called up and was getting to go in front of her to do this, as it was right at the gate before boarding. I think you have a genuine illness if you feel the need to rush to sit on a plane that bad
got selected for extra screening at the Cancun airport so to leave the country I had to let a man rub my feet. he was down to business but also gentle, had to respect it
December 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
related to that article that's going around, a woman tried to get mad at me that I was called up and was getting to go in front of her to do this, as it was right at the gate before boarding. I think you have a genuine illness if you feel the need to rush to sit on a plane that bad
