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Ok ok fine my resolution is to stop saying "oopsy doopsy"
January 1, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Ok ok fine my resolution is to stop saying "oopsy doopsy"
This is my impersonation of stranger things, "ouch! I got a nosebleed!"
January 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
This is my impersonation of stranger things, "ouch! I got a nosebleed!"
facebook, "heres a profile pic WE think you'll like"
January 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
facebook, "heres a profile pic WE think you'll like"
Battys: use bat door
January 1, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Battys: use bat door
This is the year scientists will discover farts is poop 🤯
January 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
This is the year scientists will discover farts is poop 🤯
Elbow asleep from leaning
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Elbow asleep from leaning
Hey sailor you want an ai sloppy?
January 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Hey sailor you want an ai sloppy?
When i find out how 2029 goes I'll get back to you on how 2026 went
January 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
When i find out how 2029 goes I'll get back to you on how 2026 went
Groucho's mustache is mostly fake but thats just this crazy ai world we live in
January 1, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Groucho's mustache is mostly fake but thats just this crazy ai world we live in
The city is mine!
January 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
The city is mine!
In Life In The Fast Lane, when he says "they took all the right pills" he's talking about ibuprofen and claritin D
January 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
In Life In The Fast Lane, when he says "they took all the right pills" he's talking about ibuprofen and claritin D
Writing 2026 on everything
January 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Writing 2026 on everything
I could be happy the rest of my life with my aloof wife
January 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I could be happy the rest of my life with my aloof wife
Please dont feel badly
January 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Please dont feel badly
Everything's closed. Maybe I'll be closed
January 1, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Everything's closed. Maybe I'll be closed
Baby bib hawk tuah spit up on that thing but thats just not something that should be put out there
January 1, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Baby bib hawk tuah spit up on that thing but thats just not something that should be put out there
Sh sh sh there there let's get you some measles
January 1, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Sh sh sh there there let's get you some measles
First car crash of the new year!
January 1, 2026 at 2:45 PM
First car crash of the new year!
Every time I want to listen to my local public radio I have to see THIS fucker
January 1, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Every time I want to listen to my local public radio I have to see THIS fucker
You im showing no signs of aging
January 1, 2026 at 2:33 PM
You im showing no signs of aging
Should I take the tree down? Or should I enjoy it longer
January 1, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Should I take the tree down? Or should I enjoy it longer
I haven't taken a bath since 2015
January 1, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I haven't taken a bath since 2015
Just another normal day in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Just another normal day in 2026
You just gotta assume every dog you see on facebook or insta is fake
January 1, 2026 at 1:18 PM
You just gotta assume every dog you see on facebook or insta is fake
Thats where you clean you
January 1, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Thats where you clean you