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Wife's Husband
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Welcome to my essay.
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EMINEM: have you ever showed to everyone your dick balls and ass

well i have

i tore my pants off on the doorknob to class
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I should be able to just say I was born in the 80s so I can bypass the baby questions like this
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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oh my god
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Oh, your office gives you guys a pizza party? That's cute. Here's my WFH lunch today.
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
wisdom is realizing that it's called the Four Doorus because it has four doors.
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Reminder that you can make corned beef and cabbage at any point in the year.
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I no longer drink, so it's time to say goodbye to my comically large Jim Beam bottle. So long friend. It's been real.
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The Stuff:
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My father-in-law always wants me to get him pedialite at the store (he can't go to the store, too autistic) but I have to get him store brand because "pedia" sounds too much like "pedo"
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Come get y'all juice
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
There's a guy who practices with his katana in the park near my house every Tuesday
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
NW
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
You know when the soup commercial has a football player and his mom is feeding him the soup? I don't think that's his real mom. I think it's probably a skinwalker.
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Finally found this vine again
November 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Terrible experience at lunch today. Do NOT order the grilled cheese at the Spoonerism Diner!
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I miss when tiktok was called musically and everyone hated it
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Nw, maybe 4th or 5th time. Jakey at his finest.
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Mamdani has ordered "Jessie's girl" to be renamed "Jessie's they/them" due to woke!
November 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders (2014)
Y’all seen Lee Pace?

Wearing That Shiiiiiiit
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
now watching: The Substance (2024)
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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chelsea bitch ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
beverly hills chihuahua is mother

Kelsey Kino ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
This dog invented cunt and ATE

Marshall Applewhite ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
An existence beyond humanity awaits. Tonight we leave our physical bodies behind, following a screening of Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Her $2,000 upset tummy face
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Dick Cheney, you have FAILED the caught lackin' challenge!!!
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM