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BATMAN IF ONLY ONE OF HIS PARENTS WAS GUNNED DOWN IN FRONT OF HIM: I had to become what criminals feared. I had to become fear itself. To become justice. Vengeance. A hero for the fallen.
BATMAN'S DAD: Heyy bud. Forgot to text you happy birthday the other day. Hope it was a great one 🥳 I need money
BATMAN'S DAD: Heyy bud. Forgot to text you happy birthday the other day. Hope it was a great one 🥳 I need money
December 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
BATMAN IF ONLY ONE OF HIS PARENTS WAS GUNNED DOWN IN FRONT OF HIM: I had to become what criminals feared. I had to become fear itself. To become justice. Vengeance. A hero for the fallen.
BATMAN'S DAD: Heyy bud. Forgot to text you happy birthday the other day. Hope it was a great one 🥳 I need money
BATMAN'S DAD: Heyy bud. Forgot to text you happy birthday the other day. Hope it was a great one 🥳 I need money
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Oh, so a man can't provide for his family???
December 18, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Oh, so a man can't provide for his family???
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This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.
February 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.
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bluesky equivalent of wearing the sandwich board in die hard
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
bluesky equivalent of wearing the sandwich board in die hard
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Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
Bad year to be an elderly Hollywood couple found in their home.
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Bad year to be an elderly Hollywood couple found in their home.
Watching Midsommar, aka how much fucked up shit can we subject this guy to.
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Watching Midsommar, aka how much fucked up shit can we subject this guy to.
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So clumsy, all my fault.
December 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
So clumsy, all my fault.
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The Cash Cab guy's seatbelt is twisted weird and I'm freaking out
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The Cash Cab guy's seatbelt is twisted weird and I'm freaking out
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[guy who thinks every merge is a race that you lose if you let somebody in] but what if i am in a kinetic tactical scenario
December 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
[guy who thinks every merge is a race that you lose if you let somebody in] but what if i am in a kinetic tactical scenario
Thought I looked cute here might delete later.
December 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Thought I looked cute here might delete later.
Please please please can I know how FUCKING old you are??? 😀😀😀 - Every company in 2025
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Please please please can I know how FUCKING old you are??? 😀😀😀 - Every company in 2025
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pausing the porno so i can pick up tomorrow where I left off
December 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
pausing the porno so i can pick up tomorrow where I left off
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The Grinch has passed away. His Tesla Cybertruck left the freeway at a high rate of speed and was wreathed in flame almost immediately, where The Grinch was incinerated like common refuse. He is survived by his brother, The Grunch, and his much younger live-in "protege," Maximilian.
December 25, 2024 at 2:51 AM
The Grinch has passed away. His Tesla Cybertruck left the freeway at a high rate of speed and was wreathed in flame almost immediately, where The Grinch was incinerated like common refuse. He is survived by his brother, The Grunch, and his much younger live-in "protege," Maximilian.
Nearly perfect record spoiled only by the bizarre inclusion of a "Doin' Time" cover.
December 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Nearly perfect record spoiled only by the bizarre inclusion of a "Doin' Time" cover.
Uh did time just skip forward an hour for anyone else, or just me?
December 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Uh did time just skip forward an hour for anyone else, or just me?
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for all my people out there having a monday-ass friday so far, have a Montana cyberstuck for what ails you
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
for all my people out there having a monday-ass friday so far, have a Montana cyberstuck for what ails you
She gonna make me slide with my dog like I'm Megaman
December 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
She gonna make me slide with my dog like I'm Megaman
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I LOVE WHEN DITZY BLONDE BIMBOS BONK THEIR HEAD LALALA *BONK*
December 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I LOVE WHEN DITZY BLONDE BIMBOS BONK THEIR HEAD LALALA *BONK*
I was under the impression that all actors were using some sort of method.
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I was under the impression that all actors were using some sort of method.
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
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[Q]
can you be the greatest nation on earth and have the most prisoners in the world at the same time?
Or would you have to be prone to hallucinations and hearing voices to believe that?
[A]
Paul rightly states that the more laws you have the more sin you create
[2008]
can you be the greatest nation on earth and have the most prisoners in the world at the same time?
Or would you have to be prone to hallucinations and hearing voices to believe that?
[A]
Paul rightly states that the more laws you have the more sin you create
[2008]
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
[Q]
can you be the greatest nation on earth and have the most prisoners in the world at the same time?
Or would you have to be prone to hallucinations and hearing voices to believe that?
[A]
Paul rightly states that the more laws you have the more sin you create
[2008]
can you be the greatest nation on earth and have the most prisoners in the world at the same time?
Or would you have to be prone to hallucinations and hearing voices to believe that?
[A]
Paul rightly states that the more laws you have the more sin you create
[2008]