chardi b 👻
@charizardlotte.bsky.social
she/her. actually three red pandas stacked in a trench coat. public defense & public lands.
views are my own, but you can borrow em if you want.
views are my own, but you can borrow em if you want.
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even when things in the world are hard and my back hurts, it’s tough to be gloomy while watching a kitboga video
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
even when things in the world are hard and my back hurts, it’s tough to be gloomy while watching a kitboga video
saw this on the order list and ran here
GOOD MORNIIIING
GOOD MORNIIIING
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
saw this on the order list and ran here
GOOD MORNIIIING
GOOD MORNIIIING
I thought about offering to buy a drink for anyone who would guess how long it would take my missing cuticle oil to reappear after I finally caved and replaced it
the bad news is I didn’t even have time to post the thought
the good news is I owe me a drink
the bad news is I didn’t even have time to post the thought
the good news is I owe me a drink
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I thought about offering to buy a drink for anyone who would guess how long it would take my missing cuticle oil to reappear after I finally caved and replaced it
the bad news is I didn’t even have time to post the thought
the good news is I owe me a drink
the bad news is I didn’t even have time to post the thought
the good news is I owe me a drink
straight up bout to cry in Costco bc they took away my death wish coffee
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
straight up bout to cry in Costco bc they took away my death wish coffee
I’ve only been home for ten minutes but I’m still entirely too sober for post emergency vet life
he was diagnosed with “found a forbidden snack on a walk and now stony baloney” btw
he was diagnosed with “found a forbidden snack on a walk and now stony baloney” btw
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I’ve only been home for ten minutes but I’m still entirely too sober for post emergency vet life
he was diagnosed with “found a forbidden snack on a walk and now stony baloney” btw
he was diagnosed with “found a forbidden snack on a walk and now stony baloney” btw
I resent so much that I do some of my best writing between 4:30 and 5:30 every day
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I resent so much that I do some of my best writing between 4:30 and 5:30 every day
it kicked off again last night. reminder these are all grown ass men with law degrees
going on a week now of listserv drama and by now I can’t even muster a “girls are fiiightiiing” when a new email drops. I’m just tired.
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
it kicked off again last night. reminder these are all grown ass men with law degrees
it’s probably rich for me to critique this given I drop punctuation for stylistic effect in my poasts, but the basic ass font and lack of a period here is giving malware
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
it’s probably rich for me to critique this given I drop punctuation for stylistic effect in my poasts, but the basic ass font and lack of a period here is giving malware
new boot goofin when leaving the house 😀
new boot goofin on the walk home 😫
new boot goofin on the walk home 😫
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
new boot goofin when leaving the house 😀
new boot goofin on the walk home 😫
new boot goofin on the walk home 😫
still undefeated against “two people required” furniture assembly instructions
November 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
still undefeated against “two people required” furniture assembly instructions
wen ur dad go 2 petmart for kibbel and see buy 3 get 1 free toy
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
wen ur dad go 2 petmart for kibbel and see buy 3 get 1 free toy
Reposted by chardi b 👻
Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Bluesky rn
it’s a rare day lately that I check the internet and have to start the 3:59 countdown before I need to seek medical intervention, but today? Y’all did that 👏
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
it’s a rare day lately that I check the internet and have to start the 3:59 countdown before I need to seek medical intervention, but today? Y’all did that 👏
hungry! at the grocery store
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
hungry! at the grocery store
finally got to the top of the hold list last night, already halfway through and had to stop to cry when she wrote about the hair-cutting incident. Genuinely can’t overstate how brave and thoughtful this young woman is
November 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
finally got to the top of the hold list last night, already halfway through and had to stop to cry when she wrote about the hair-cutting incident. Genuinely can’t overstate how brave and thoughtful this young woman is
please pray for our fallen world, I let my children trick or treat at a house that I thought was god-honoring because it had a green cross outside, but the homeowners requested $20 and then gave us thc-laced candy 😱
November 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
please pray for our fallen world, I let my children trick or treat at a house that I thought was god-honoring because it had a green cross outside, but the homeowners requested $20 and then gave us thc-laced candy 😱
oh no 🙂
the internet is down at work 🙂
how awful 🙂
the internet is down at work 🙂
how awful 🙂
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
oh no 🙂
the internet is down at work 🙂
how awful 🙂
the internet is down at work 🙂
how awful 🙂
wait what holiday is it?
October 31, 2025 at 1:51 PM
wait what holiday is it?
please rise for the national anthem
October 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
please rise for the national anthem
just laughed so hard my contact popped out, and once again I ask
why must the funniest shit that happens to me be privileged 🥲
October 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
just laughed so hard my contact popped out, and once again I ask
oh MAN there are few things more exciting than major developments in old niche interests
October 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
oh MAN there are few things more exciting than major developments in old niche interests
I’ve been thinking about this Halloween costume for years, and every time I start to worry it’s too niche, I have to remind myself that no one irl recognized my Tina belcher costume either. might as well make my shit dumb
October 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I’ve been thinking about this Halloween costume for years, and every time I start to worry it’s too niche, I have to remind myself that no one irl recognized my Tina belcher costume either. might as well make my shit dumb
I wouldn’t blame you if the firehose of awfulness has pressure washed this from your memory, but YVAS has put the call out for continued donations while they are still displaced. My prior offer to match donations up to $500 total still stands!
October 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I wouldn’t blame you if the firehose of awfulness has pressure washed this from your memory, but YVAS has put the call out for continued donations while they are still displaced. My prior offer to match donations up to $500 total still stands!
apologies for belated update. and yes Winnie got one too.
punkin
punkin
October 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
apologies for belated update. and yes Winnie got one too.
punkin
punkin