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chardi b 👻
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she/her. actually three red pandas stacked in a trench coat. public defense & public lands.

views are my own, but you can borrow em if you want.
a face that does not understand this quantity of garlic is Bad For Him and he cannot have
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
sentient teddy bear and keeper of my heart reporting for duty
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
as I told russet’s adoptive dad earlier:
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
dog dad finally got it on camera lol

he did this on our morning walk with a statue of a French bulldog in a shop window and two (2) 5-ft decorative nutcrackers
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Nearly 60 pound lap doooooog 🎶
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Russet does not enjoy mama’s days off work nearly as much as she does

I should probably go rescue him huh
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
banana update
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
the one who cares not for toys except for her beaten-to-hell mouse on a stick will be getting a churu
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
wen ur dad go 2 petmart for kibbel and see buy 3 get 1 free toy
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Lily 2021 was my best work
November 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
MULTI CRAFTING???? OOOO BITCH
October 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
this, but the she is humanity and what we do to our fellow creatures
October 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
apologies for belated update. and yes Winnie got one too.

punkin
October 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
October 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Santa emailed, he said ur presents shipped
October 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
time for my semi annual reminders

the sun is a giant nuclear reactor in the sky and it is trying to kill you

know your ABCDEs of melanoma

and get any wounds that itch and don’t heal examined

luv u stay safe
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
first derm visit in three years with zero biopsies or spots to watch
October 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
DECISION MADE

recently relistened to the dateline on this case (and the talking dateline, thank you Mank for asking the pronunciation question I had) so I am r e a d y
October 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
post flu shot vibes
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
babby’s first crime at six months old
October 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
breaking my promise not to post any more takes about this season to float a question

how does a man who thinks being lgbtq is a fad also know and use the phrase “size queen”
October 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Glacier sun pics? I’ve been summoned. Shoutout to bskyless Tay for taking one of the best pics of me ever
October 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
time to educate my boy
October 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
he’s well on his way to his papa’s mane!!
October 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I opened the treat drawer* and didn’t give him anything

*it’s also the tea drawer but he does not care
October 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM